-Cthulhu is the offspring of Jesse Perring
-The Greeks created the Olympics to honor Jesse Perring, Jesse Perring created the special olympics for the rest of us
Jesse Perring has more game than Phreak
Jesse Perring once decided to take a break from LoL. He took on the name Jesus Christ for his public appearance, and thus, Christianity was born.
Chuck Norris is the direct result of riot attempting to nerf Jesse Perring
Mundo goes wherever Jesse Perring pleases
Shaco's deceive makes Jesse Perring invisible...scary thought
jesse perring renamed Jax from Hax.
this is because no one can be as Hax as Jesse Perring.
-Jesse perring scored a penta-kill with Soraka, with her Q at lvl 1, ALONE, stacking lvl 1 boots.
When Jesse Perring plays anne, Tibbers is replaced by Mr. T.
-Jesse Perring once went to jail for the amount of r@pe he dispensed on an Annie, he promptly escaped and formed the A team
-Phreak once slayed Jesse Perring in his Ezreal guide, however Phreak cut out the section of the video where he sold his soul to the devil, sold his mother into slavery to pay off Jesse Perring
-Taric is gay because he is the first champion Jesse Perring ever played
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