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Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Ethicz

Member

01-29-2011

Best thread of all time (that's right better then tier lists).


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Raumulus

Senior Member

01-31-2011

- Jesse Perring is healed by enemy spawn lasers

- Immediately after being summoned to the Field of Justice by Jesse Perring, Taric came out of the closet

- Jesse Perring 1v5's with Attack Speed Annie, just for the thrill of having even the smallest chance of taking damage

- An out of combat Miss Fortune with 6 Phantom Dancers was hit while on the run by Jesse Perring from across the map with Ezraels Ult, and it killed her mom

- Jesse Perring has been bombarded with Customer Support with all the bad flack from the most recent Patch Preview. With his attention so divided, he has managed to have been merely moused over by the opposing team, thus causing all of the lag on the servers lately.

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ComanderMolander

Member

01-31-2011

-The twisted treeline used to be straight ... then Jesse Perring played it
-Jesse Perring won League of legends, Dota, HoN, and Science at the same time while afk
- Jesse Perring cannot be stunned because he cannot be impressed
- When Jesse Perring uses clairvoyance he sees the souls of those playing against him and judges them guilty
- If knocked in the air Jesse Perring usually flies around for a while before landing and scoring a pentakill
- Tryndamere and Renekton are so angry because they cannot be like Jesse Perring
-When Jesse Perring plays Zilean the game moves forward in time to the inevitable victory
-When looking at the tips for each champion there is one tip that is constant "don't play against Jesse Perring"


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parnellyx

Senior Member

02-01-2011

Can Riot please patch jesse perring! Oh i forgot you can't, he patches Riot :s


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parnellyx

Senior Member

02-01-2011

Riot keeps releasing new champs, to stop Jesse Perring.


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parnellyx

Senior Member

02-01-2011

Jesse Perring Round House kicked Chuck Norris


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Lorty

Senior Member

02-01-2011

Malzahar sacrifices people to please Jesse Perring.


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ZÆLOT

Master Recruiter

02-01-2011

Jesse Perring used Pulverize and created the Big Bang.

Teemo blinds himself in Jesse Perring's awesomeness.

Ionia only won the grudge match because Jesse Perring was taking a stroll in the area, making Noxus surrender immediately.


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ComanderMolander

Member

02-02-2011

like jax jesse perring tries to hinder himself in order to make fights fair, he is currently playing LoL using a rock and the tears of children


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Xcrossfire753

Member

02-02-2011

Contrary to popular belief, Mundo does not go where Mundo pleases. When Mundo says 'he', he is referring to Jesse Perring.

That's right folks, Mundo goes where Jesse Perring pleases.