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Jesse Perring 3,894 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,430 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,788 25.71%
Jesse Perring 3,788 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,100 82.12%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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R 3 D 3 X x

Senior Member

09-05-2010

There's a saying....What would Jesus Do? Jesus would ask God....and God would reply "What would Jessse Perring Do?"


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Sisaroth

Senior Member

09-05-2010

-Kog'Maw was a man until he spitted Jesse Perring in the face. Jesse Perring spitted back.
-Jesse Perring has an extraordinary way of being worshipped. His worshippers go out on the street and smash everything on their path. Jesse Perring even named his group of personal slaves about this.
-When Jesse Perring cast a skill with gragas, everyone on his team gets the happy hour buff.


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KKumar

Senior Member

09-06-2010

-Jesse Perring makes Kog'Maw eat himself alive and puke himself out of existence.
-Jesse Perring denies all forms of justice other than his own (here's lookin' at you, Garen).
-Jesse Perring commanded Dr. Mundo to go where he pleases.
-When Jesse Perring is in a 5 v 5 Normal, he farms by killing his teammates and solos Nexus @ 1:30.
-When Jesse Perring plays Nasus, Siphon Strike does damage equal to his ELO.
-When you see Jesse Perring in a 5 v 5 Ranked, it's really just you and Jesse Perring on 9 computers.
-When Jesse Perring plays Zilean...I think you already got the point.
-Sight Wards are not worthy of seeing Jesse Perring.


-Kumar


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Kameleon69

Member

09-06-2010

-Tryndamere calls his Ultimate, Jesse Perring!


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Supan00b

Senior Member

09-06-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by RiotChris View Post
- When Jesse Perring casts a spell - the other team loses mana
Gold


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Godofbane

Senior Member

09-06-2010

Jesse Perring is actually garen.


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Shigguy

Senior Member

09-07-2010

Rammus was not born of Kumungu Jungle magic, rather Jesse Perring sneezed on him.

(sorry if this has been said so many posts )


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Omnifox

Member

09-07-2010

When Jesse Perring plays Heimer there is no turret limit, the concussion grenade one shots all buildings, and every time Jesse Perring fires rockets Jesse Perring gets a Penta Kill.

Jesse Perring killed Urf because Jesse Perring desired a new WW skin.

Jesse Perring doesn't stop at legendary.

Jesse Perring taught Captain Falcon how to throw a punch.

He-Man invokes the power of Castle Greyskull. Castle Greyskull invokes the power of Jesse Perring.

When you think to yourself "No one will ever know" you are wrong, Jesse Perring knows.

Jesse Perring is never mia.


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Vaxidd

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Member

09-08-2010

- Jesse Perring is a better reincarnation of Jesus.

- Jesse Perring is the only person to say god's name in vein.

- The Elixer of life is made of Jesse Perring's blood, that is why no body has found out where to get the Elixer of life.


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DarkShurelia

Associate Game Designer

09-08-2010

Jesse Perring is friends with my father.