Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,943 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,475 23.29%
Jesse Perring 3,831 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,840 25.73%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,242 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Knight Kinetik

Member

09-30-2009

- Gangplank's ult was based off Jesse Perring using Soraka's Starfall ability.
- When Jesse Perring uses Starfall, it sends meteors all over the the map, killing all opponents, buildings and the nexus, at lvl 1.

- The teleport spell was created when testers cried over the fact that when Jess Perring didn't like where his champ was, he'd move them.


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Frozt

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The Council

09-30-2009

Philosopher's Stone is actually Jesse Perring's left ********.

Jesse Perring does work. Obviously, Skribbles doesn't.


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Ithryn

Senior Member

09-30-2009

-When Jesse Perring plays Jax, he has a 100% chance to dodge all attacks, including spells, and his counterstrike has no cooldown.
-Jesse Perring's presence gives the entire enemy team negative movement speed.


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Razzle Dazzle

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

Hero Idea - Jesse Perring, The True Terror of the Void

Health – Jesse has no health. He only has RAAAAAGE

Attack - Pffft! What Attack? Jesse has no need for attack

Spells - 10000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Difficulty - Only Jesse Perring may use Jesse Perring. When a mere mortal uses him the hot keys become, Q ? 9 and X and his only spell is - "Rage Quit now, you will never be as good as Jesse"

Spells -
Passive - Jesse's Macho Aura
When ever Jesse has been hit with a silence, slow, stun, attack, or any other negative affect the game ends, and it un-installs LoL from the enemy who casted the debuffs computer. Jesse gains a win

Spell #1 - Jesses stare of win!
Jesse causes extreme lag to all players on the map for how ever long Jesse needs to kill his opponents... wait. They are already dead

Spell #2 - Jesse's Manlyness
Jesse flys out of the game and to target players nearby house. He then has *** with there mother. Target players mom says it was the best *** EVER

Spell #3 - The Perring Affect
When Jesse types everyone reads it. Even the enemy's if it is on team only chat. Any player then begins to proceed to what ever command he has givin.

Ultimate – Jesse is ultimate


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54N94BKNJpxRhyv8

Member

09-30-2009

-When you search for Jesse Perring on google it asks if you mean Jesse Perrin. Even google dares not say his name.


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Resilient

Member

09-30-2009

- When Jesse Perring downs an inhibitor, minions spawn in AC-130 gunships.


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zerfman

Senior Member

09-30-2009

If Jesse Perring Kills you in LoL you die in real life.


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DT777

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Senior Member

09-30-2009

It is a well known fact that I am the best Singed player. But even while playing Soraka, Jessie Perring still manages to out-singed me.


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zerfman

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring doesn't tell jokes, if he did the entire world would die of laughter.


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zerfman

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse perring got an assist once, that's when He flooded the earth to destroy the human race.