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Many people ask me this: Why does our Lord and Savior, Jax, wield a mere lamppost?
Because, my friends, Jax is not only the Grandmaster, he is the Lightbringer. His lamp post brightens the dark, and reveals truths about the Gunblades that few would know if it was not for his grace.
Sing a Ming
By far the most enjoyable thread on the first page.
Again, my humble Jaxions, they ask me: why does Jax have only three fingers?
Because Jax doesn't need the other two fingers, when 3 suffice to give the enemy team a certain hand gesture. This is the way of Jax, now, and forever.
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