The Church of Jax

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Isphus

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09-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Jeepers Creepers View Post
AD TF with SOTD would like to talk with you
No, it is not the churge`s purpose to listen to the complain of those repeatedly slain by the almighty Jax, such as the aforementioned TF.


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brainlizard

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09-29-2011

Then Warwick eats your face.

My gunblade, tabi, visage, thornmail, bloodrazor Warwick solos gunblade jaxes with over half health remaining.

Beat a full health jax and his alistar friend 1v2. No skill, just brawl. My numbers won.


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Finanzamt

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09-30-2011

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Originally Posted by brainlizard View Post
Then Warwick eats your face.

My gunblade, tabi, visage, thornmail, bloodrazor Warwick solos gunblade jaxes with over half health remaining.

Beat a full health jax and his alistar friend 1v2. No skill, just brawl. My numbers won.
With equal gold (which is almost given in Dominion), Jax should have had Tabis - Rage Blade - 2 GunBlades.

Either Jax was braindead or he had a disconnect.
You shouldn't have won if he had used all his skills - including gun blade shot.

Greetings


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T3kn0man

Senior Member

09-30-2011

Hmmmm I have a thought...DEMACIA!!!

Never gets old.


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Nihilo Abandon

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09-30-2011

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Originally Posted by Finanzamt View Post
With equal gold (which is almost given in Dominion), Jax should have had Tabis - Rage Blade - 2 GunBlades.

Either Jax was braindead or he had a disconnect.
You shouldn't have won if he had used all his skills - including gun blade shot.

Greetings
You are learnt in the ways of the Jax, my child. May Jax smile upon you, and reveal to you the mysteries of the Gunblade.


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XaoGarrent

Senior Member

09-30-2011

I was listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7obLjmo-vo

As I read this thread. Somehow it's really fitting.


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Mihlo

Senior Member

09-30-2011

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Originally Posted by Isphus View Post
How to refer to Jax,

Bringer of pentakill
Godlike god
Stacker of gunblades
That who cannot be slain
Prophet of the gunblades
That who performs free prostate exams on his enemies with a post
Toasting in epic bread.


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Ceasaur

Senior Member

09-30-2011

You forgot trinity force.


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SquidBlub

Senior Member

09-30-2011

"And on the third swing the Lord Jax did Empower, and smote the heretic Yi unto the ground."
Duels 4:11

"Jax spake unto the caster minion, saying, 'Strikest me, I care not'

And it was done, and Jax did dodge.

Then the lord Jax did pop his ult and leap into the entire enemy team like unto a tank. The lord Jax silently bore the enemy's lashes, eating their burst so that we, his team, would not. When their fury was spent, the lord Jax counterstruck, and then leapt unto Saint Alistar the Horned.

And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth"

Initiations 21:30


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XeaL

Senior Member

09-30-2011

The Crystal Scar needs a death match mode for all these people that still just don't get it. Jax is nothing special unless both teams are playing it like deathmatch.