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I just caught a bat.

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LairyRover

Senior Member

06-01-2010

So there I am, browsing these forums at 12 AM. I'm following an interesting topic about a meatlovers pizza. As I'm reading this topic, the light above my head flickers. I give it a quick glance and assume it's just another one of those Japanese stink beetles. I continue browsing the forums. I'm halfway through a reply about Fiddlesticks in the game strategy section when the light above me keeps flickering. I decide enough is enough and this bug has to die.

I look up.

IT"S A MFING BAT.

I ran out of my room yelling "JESUS FING CHRIST." I looked for whatever I could find. I found a hat! Put that on, keep the bat out of my hair. What now? Kill the bat with a bat? Capture it and set it free? Well I couldn't hit it with the bat, it kept evading all of my swings, doing 90 degree turns whenever it would have been a direct hit. By the time i gave up on killing it I had already broken a lot of, shall we say, expensive items

So I went to plan B and decided to capture it. I found my next weapon, a clothes hamper. Now imagine trying to catch a bat out of hell with a garbage can: that's exactly what I looked like, only every so often I would throw my clothes hamper at it for maximum range.

After many close catches, I finally caught it! I pinned it against a wall and it let loose a defeat squeak.

But the horror movie wasn't over yet. You see, my clothes hamper has little holes in it's design. The purpose they serve I will never know. This design flaw made for the perfect opportunity for it to escape. I dragged over to the window, using the wall as a makeshift lid. At this point the bat's head and chest were mostly out and it was staring at me with it's evil rodent eyes, baring it's fangs. I knew at this moment that I would need several days of counseling to get over this nightmarish image. I began to tremble with a mixture of fear and anxiety as I opened the window and threw the hamper through the screen to the yard below.

Immediately following these events, I left my room and went to the kitchen to reward myself with a bowl of icecream before climbing back to my room and making this post.


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shortyish

Senior Member

06-01-2010

inb4coolstorybro


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Epityr

Senior Member

06-01-2010

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Ferisar

Senior Member

06-01-2010

GG.


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Calcabrina

Senior Member

06-01-2010

livejournal.com


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Foe

Member

06-01-2010

Should have put the bat in the hat, then wrote a children's book about it.


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chronolegends

Senior Member

06-01-2010

Chida historia ese


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Feed4Lyfe

Member

06-01-2010

w00t?


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Glink

Recruiter

06-01-2010

What flavor was the ice cream?


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LairyRover

Senior Member

06-01-2010

Quote:
Glink:
What flavor was the ice cream?


Caramel.


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