Rap Battle as your favorite champ

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MajesticRaven

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Senior Member

09-20-2011

Lmao, if you're gonna get personal about the summoner instead of the rapping champion, have the courtesy to spell their GN right.


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oconnor0

Member

09-20-2011

Mundo want to rap with Mundo for a while.
Everyone else is far too juvenile.

Mundo no like rap battle.
He think you toddler
That only like to tattle.
But you make good smash fodder.

You could try to run from me.
But cleaver hit you in the back
And make you have to pee.
Mundo distract so he get to attack.

Mundo goes where Mundo pleases.
Mundo smash you instead.
Mundo thinks you smell like cheeses.
Pretty soon Mundo make you dead.


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BraveryBeyond

Senior Member

09-20-2011

I'm back! Let's do this, I've got champions to rattle,
So let me at 'em already cause I'm ready for battle.
I'm so OP, I'm the Original Player,
Penta-kill ya so fast they call me the n00b slayer.
So powerful the League had to nerf me right away,
But even a lamppost is enough to take down my prey.
You're wishin' Ashram hadn't picked me, I'm first for a reason,
One look at the mystery mercenary and in your tracks you'll be freezin'.
You think you own the treeline? Son, don't make me laugh,
Just wait until my Guinsoo straight cuts you in half.
Tearin' a Rift through the river straight up to Baron Nashor,
Duckin' into his lair cause I'm the Neutral Monster masher.
My rhymes are so vicious, it's like a Relentless Assault,
One v. One these sharp skills and your defeat's your own fault.
Empower my weapon to leave you blue and black,
Dodge your feeble attempts and then Counter-Attack!
You big purple lummax, you're steroids are in vain,
This Grand Master-at-Arms will teach you a lesson in pain.
Juke your cleaver, shield your fire, and dodge your creepy S&M powers,
I could solo you and your team while standing next to your tower.
You're through you Zaunite failure, now get back to your ramp,
The next suckers coming in, so who wants a piece of the champ!?

-Jax


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SmileyDemon

Senior Member

09-21-2011

^^beast


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Parallelolax

Junior Member

09-21-2011

You wanna talk about treelines and shadows, Jax?
Better jump away 'cause there's a knife in your back
Jack in the box gonna fear you away
While my knife-born clone comes out to play
You try to chase, but I just stealth and run
And when you think I'm gone, I'm back, you're done
You brag about skills, but the plot just thickens
While you try and act like a lamp's a lethal weapon
But Mel and Danny ain't in the rift
And you won't be either with another two-shiv
All the haters out there say I'm just for trolls,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air!"

- Shaco


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bebopbountyhead

Junior Member

09-21-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by MajesticRaven View Post
Lmao, if you're gonna get personal about the summoner instead of the rapping champion, have the courtesy to spell their GN right.
LOL sorry, dunno how I misspelled that Nah, you have to battle whoever you're paired with, regardless of whether you know the person or not. Gotta bring your best. I got nothing but love for my fellow summoners


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MidgetMarine

Senior Member

12-01-2011

Necrothread!!!i just remembered this one. ill have my response up soon.


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MidgetMarine

Senior Member

12-01-2011

Hallucination? You crazy boy? which one's the fake's oh so clear
I'll hunt you downcross the map, make you Shaco with fear
your feedin aint makin my day boy, it's ****in making my year
I'll eat your little boxes for lunch, wash em' down and take em' with beer

Why'd the tree cross the lane? why don't you riddle me that?
Cuz he just soloed Baron and tripled fiddle, lee, jax
only person worse than you is that little wee rat
You can't touch my health even if your crittles be stacked

You think you'll escape by goin' stealth in the forest
I put you to sleep like a dog, though no one helped me with warwick
My passive is massive *****, yo my health be restorin'
Some say this tree's ancient, but I prefer bein' historic

I've seen thing's worse than you, People'll call me to romp
around the fields for fun, is this what they call being....stomped?