@Riot: Urgent Questions

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CiviIized Rat

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04-22-2011

Hehe. Other thread died fast. Let's keep it that way, imo!


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Fatesway

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04-22-2011

Nooooo! BUMP!


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BriiiicckSquuuad

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04-22-2011

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Lars Viking

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04-22-2011

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9016) If King Rammus is a king, and Tyrn is a king, who is Ashe married to? I know the lore says Tyrn, but Rammus has a way with words. "Ok" always gets the girls.
I miss that thread. Let's hope this thread doesn't suffer the same fate.


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04-22-2011

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Fruitstrike

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04-22-2011
2 of 15 Riot Posts

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So I had a bunch of extremely important questions that are burning holes in my brain, so now I need to have them answered before all the air leaks out and I die ready go
WANT MOAR STORY IN RETURN!

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1) If Kog'maw is all about eating things, why do all of his abilities involve vomiting instead?
He gets a lot of indigestion.

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2) Garen hits women to shut them up. Did you guys ever think about this?
Not until I read that.

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3) Did Morgana's parents not realize that if you name a girl Morgan, Morgana or Morrigan then she's going to be evil?
Yes.

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4) Has Twitch ever played Templeton in a League of Legends-sponsored reproduction of Charlotte's web?
No.

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5) Does Urgot have trouble descending stairs (controlled descent, I mean. Not just tumbling)?
Yes. Poor dude.

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6) Any chance we'll see a Solid Snake Shaco skin? Or Teemo? If it's Teemo, can we replace his mushrooms with claymores and have his passive put him in a box?
Not my department, can't answer.

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7) Does Nunu actually do anything? It seems to me that it's Yeti doing all the work.
He provides morale support and also sometimes cookies.

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8) Who convinced Karthus to dress up as the Statue of Liberty?
Sion did. Karthus lost a bet.

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9) Is Anivia ticklish?
Yes but you have to use a flamethrower.

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10) Has Heimerdinger ever built a turret and then forgot about it, and then it murdered some kid on his way to school?
Nope. They shut down automatically when he's not in combat mode.

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10a) Did he receive gold for the kill?
N/A

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11) Why do champions forget all their abilities until well into their next match? Does Eve just suddenly remember that she can be a total *****?
Summoners siphon their memories, and only give them back when they get EXP.

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12) Soraka is the worst champion. No, not because of her abilities, it's because she gave up immortality to turn Warwick into a pro jungler. Every time I get ganked by Warwick I blame that stupid purple goat. I mean god **** it, girl. No this isn't a question
Amen.

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14) Is it true the 13th question is bad luck?
Nope! Don't be scurred.

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15) I recruited 10,000 friends to LoL but for some reason the system didn't keep track. When can I expect my plane ticket?
It's in the mail.

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16) Is it true that to be a female gunslinger in Runeterra you need to wear a stupid hat?
Yes.

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17) When Ashe uses her ultimate and misses, does the arrow just keep going until it slams into someone? How many crystal arrows are flying around the world right now?
Yes, and last I checked there were 4,372 still flying. A couple have landed on other planets, but most melted as they were pulled in by Runeterra's sun.

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18) Has Twisted Fate ever been caught using Destiny to spy on women in the shower?
Yes. Your story proved that. DUH!

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19) Does Nasus use Wither to age wines and then sell them back for huge profits?
Yes. Galactic Nasus even has a moon vineyard where he makes the ultra rare space grapes.

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20) What is Fiddlesticks going to do when they add the Magma Chamber map?
The same thing he alwa---CAW!CAW!CAW!CAW!!!!!!...

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Okay that's all




P.S. after like page four I got fed up with riot not responding so I started writing slash fiction between Garen and Mordekaiser because thats how I deal with frustration so go read it

P.P.S I'm wrong it was page 6.


P.P.P.S. I want to hear MOAR about Garen & Mordekaiser!!!! Will their romance have a happy ending? Or will his horrible drug habit force a wedge between them permanently??? Inquiring reds want to know!!!!

P.P.P.P.S. MUNDO APPEARS IN STORIES MORE OFTEN AS HE PLEASES!!!


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Trixie

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04-22-2011

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Originally Posted by Fruitstrike View Post
WANT MOAR STORY IN RETURN!



He gets a lot of indigestion.



Not until I read that.



Yes.



No.



Yes. Poor dude.



Not my department, can't answer.



He provides morale support and also sometimes cookies.



Sion did. Karthus lost a bet.



Yes but you have to use a flamethrower.



Nope. They shut down automatically when he's not in combat mode.



N/A



Summoners siphon their memories, and only give them back when they get EXP.



Amen.



Nope! Don't be scurred.



It's in the mail.



Yes.



Yes, and last I checked there were 4,372 still flying. A couple have landed on other planets, but most melted as they were pulled in by Runeterra's sun.



Yes. Your story proved that. DUH!



Yes. Galactic Nasus even has a moon vineyard where he makes the ultra rare space grapes.



The same thing he alwa---CAW!CAW!CAW!CAW!!!!!!...





P.P.P.S. I want to hear MOAR about Garen & Mordekaiser!!!! Will their romance have a happy ending? Or will his horrible drug habit force a wedge between them permanently??? Inquiring reds want to know!!!!

P.P.P.P.S. MUNDO APPEARS IN STORIES MORE OFTEN AS HE PLEASES!!!
+1 made me lol.


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Misno

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04-22-2011

Renekton Bot, you should really consider to write books


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Sanguiphilia

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04-22-2011

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Wow, this is like the new omnibus thread for me. Refresh every hour, everyday, hoping for some new content...
Thank you for the epic story. My favorite part was the KatxAkali scene... + the scenes with sassy MF and Caitlyn.

Keep up the great work!
http://pittiplatsch93.deviantart.com...20legends&qo=7

(not my art)


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Zielmann

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04-22-2011

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His R: Midnight, where he uses his magic time powers to turn day into night, severely limiting the enemy team's vision radius while increasing his own. Also he gets a bigass stat boost 'cause owls are nocturnal.
Was Nocturne already in the works when this was posted?