@Zileas

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KevinDelMarr

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Originally Posted by Galactic Teemo View Post
You're obviously overestimating Zileas, he actually hired a hobo to post on the forums under his name.
"Hobo". Is that what they're calling the Interns now?


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Simply Chaotic

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Highly optimized broad spectrum marketing targeted at people who lack the mental development to resist influence, combined with sugar, which is also very difficult for kids to resist.
Sugar is very difficult for adults to resist, too.


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Verandure

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Highly optimized broad spectrum marketing targeted at people who lack the mental development to resist influence, combined with sugar, which is also very difficult for kids to resist.
Ha ha. No.

It's cause there are Cinnamon swirls in every bite.

Duh.

Besides, their current marketing paradigm seems to promote cannibalism as the flakes are singularly focused on devouring one another. Quite a morbid ad campaign that falls in the same strain as Pop-Tarts.


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Trakzz

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Ha ha. No.

It's cause there are Cinnamon swirls in every bite.

Duh.
It is actually fairy droppings produced at a chemical plant located in New Jersey, cheaper than real cinnamon.


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Sleipnir of Hel

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Originally Posted by Zileas View Post
Highly optimized broad spectrum marketing targeted at people who lack the mental development to resist influence, combined with sugar, which is also very difficult for kids to resist.
Dude, its cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite! Mmmm.


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Zileas

VP of Game Design

08-05-2013
2 of 2 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by Sleipnir of Hel View Post
Dude, its cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite! Mmmm.
That's the highly effective marketing.


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Morello Nerf Bat

Senior Member

08-05-2013

Riot hire this man!
Oh... hire me instead?!?!


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Verandure

Senior Member

08-05-2013

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Originally Posted by Morello Nerf Bat View Post
Riot hire this man!
Oh... hire me instead?!?!
Eh, I'll apply for internship eventually. Specifically, once I'm done with programming courses =P


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Skilliard

Senior Member

08-06-2013

gold thread, why'd it die?


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