Conspiracy Theory: ZAC is not who he seems

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MonsterPwn

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03-25-2013

With April Fools Day looming the secret is: ZAC: Zombie Aquatic Creature is Urf

There is a lot of interesting evidence in the creation of ZAC leading me to believe that he has a different character model

1) A champion with sand abilities noticed on a PBE update, had abilities that now seem to be Zac's abilities. These files were loaded quite a long time ago so what was Riot waiting for?

2) Riot says ZAC is cute then releases a slimy malphite skin champion. More reason to believe the current model they are using is a hoax.

3) A screenshot of Griftrix is taken in a chat room saying there is something noticeable with ZACs q, is that a spatula?
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...58821#35958821

4) Xelnath says ZAC has bones in the code! But wait there is more!
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...60320#35960320

5) Personally ZAC's abilities appear to be very Urf-esque to me, people have been asking what I mean so I shall clarify:

Passive: Each time Urf hits an enemy with an ability he drops a fish that can be picked up to regain 4% of his health. If Urf is killed his Zaun regenerative ability kicks in and 4 smaller urfs swim in circles to recombine. If any of the smaller Urfs recombine, Urf is ressurrected to prevent anymore nasty werewolf mishaps.
Q: Flippy Floppy - Urf slaps enemy champion with his spatula slowing them
W: Flop Strike - Urf tail slaps the ground causing magic damage to enemies nearby
E: Posidens Gaze - Changed to Selfless Hero - Urf faces the curser and charges himself up, after charging or upon reactivation he launches himself at target location and knocks back enemies hit
R: Omnisplash - Urf bounces around the map barking, when Urf strikes an enemy the enemy is knocked back and slowed. Urf bounces 4 times.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Zac
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Urf_The_Manatee

6) Found the Journal of Justice where Professor Stanwick Pididly says Urf can be revived
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/story/...5-march-21-cle

7) Urf's Champion Spotlight, best in Top Lane with lots of armor and health!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmYlwpNIp6U

8) Zac is from Zaun, where a Zaun Professor said he could resurrect Urf

9) MATH TIME! The numerical equivalent of the alphabet for ZAC is 26-1-3. Urf was 15 years old when he died 15+26=41 --> 41-1-3, orrrr 4-1-13 April fools day!

10) To round it all out.. The Champ Spotlight. In the ZAC champion spotlight the Smite image is different than the current image. The last time this Smite image was used was for the April Fools champion select for the blind monk, Lee Sin (The best prank Riot pulled off {see 3rd video})! URF IS COMING!!!!

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/c...-secret-weapon
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Smite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3DWCGs3Tl8

ZAC is Urf!!! The long awaited Mighty Manatee

As an added gem, and to make sense of all of this. Urf, with his incredible regeneration ability, will take over responsibility of the plague that haunted trundle's tribe. This frees Trundle's lore to be more current with the icecapades, and explains why ZAC (Urf) loses bits of himself when fighting that he has to collect.

News: MORE MINDBLOWING: ZAC stands for Zombie Aquatic Creature!!!! AKA URF!!!

News: A Freudian slip causes Damiya to hint at a Zac Memorial Lounge meaning Zac's demise

Quote:
Originally Posted by Damiya
[s]Zac is actually a cloud of nanobots sent back in time to kill all humans[/s]

Zac is precisely who he seems. Y'all crazy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have lunch in the Zac Memorial Lounge...
EDIT: The Great Riot in the sky detected Damiya's disobedience and forced him to edit his post to keep quiet about Zac's demise Stay strong Damiya!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riot Urf *
Hey guys
-- Proof Urf is alive

I have been snooping around the PBE and I found some of the splash art images for Urf skins (The first on the right is Iron Manatee, and on the bottom row; Santatee, Relax Manatee, and Mystery Manatee {I am surprised he is getting so many skins })


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BootyClaps4Jesus

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03-25-2013

instead of exploding, he'll splash.
instead of punching, he'll thwack with his tail,
he'll leap at people,
and jump all around

BEST APRIL FOOLS EVAR


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MonsterPwn

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03-25-2013

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Originally Posted by crytole View Post
instead of exploding, he'll splash.
Instead of punching, he'll thwack with his tail,
he'll leap at people,
and jump all around

best april fools evar
ikr!


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Brandi

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03-25-2013

I want to believe. o_o


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Peach Goddess

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03-25-2013

These conspiracies stories remind me JoJ


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Mechanikatt

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03-25-2013

Gah, wasn't there some person in the Journal of Judgement exactly 1 year ago on Urf Memorial day who proclaimed madly that everyone was crazy and that Urf could still be resurrected using his technology?

I think that guy was a Zaunite. Let me look it up! Don't go anywhere!


EDIT: Found it: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/story/...5-march-21-cle

I was right. Zaun Professor Stanwick Pididly.


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MonsterPwn

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03-25-2013

Riot has still not spoken up on the matter... Awfully suspicious


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shadooklaw

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03-25-2013

I was kind of suspecting this (but not really since I thought his skin was a fake and he'd get an Urf skin), but I didn't have quite as much evidence... Good job! I personally didn't think of Urf's abilities until you mentioned it.


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Lockbox25

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03-25-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by MonsterPwn View Post
With April Fools looming it is time to start making conspiracy theories. I'll start.

There is a lot of interesting evidence in the creation of ZAC.

1) A champion with sand abilities noticed on a PBE update, had abilities that now seem to be Zac's abilities. These files were loaded quite a long time ago so what was Riot waiting for?

2) Riot says ZAC is cute then releases a slimy malphite skin champion. More reason to believe the current skin they are using is a hoax.

3) Griftrix gets caught in a chat room saying there is something noticeable with ZACs queue
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...58821#35958821

4) Xelnath says ZAC has bones in the code! But wait there is more!
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...60320#35960320

5) ZAC's abilities are very similar in the LoLwiki to a champion that was used as an April Fools Hoax...
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Zac


Now wait for it all to sink in... ZAC is Urf!!! The long awaited Mighty Manatee

As an added gem, and to make sense of all of this. Urf, with his incredible regeneration ability, will take over responsibility of the plague that haunted trundle's tribe. This frees Trundle's lore to be more current with the icecapades, and explains why ZAC (Urf) loses bits of himself when fighting that he has to collect.
are you completely stupid? that was a joke referring to zac having a pee pee from xelnath to griff.. hence "THERES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BONE THERE YOU BAD ENGINEER!". this isn't irl they wouldn't put that much time into something this stupid.


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