I've decided to not poop until Riot releases Steel Legion Skins

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IndecisivePlayer

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01-22-2013

I think the golden rule is 2 weeks without food, 2 days without water, 2 minutes without air and a week without a poop.

though rather than die you'll get **** leakage like an hero would


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Ron Paul

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01-22-2013

OP will die.

I have no qualms.


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Ternce

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01-22-2013

I'm a 30 year old man, and am irregular as hell.This is not impressive.Also, our regularity is one of the reasons people hate America. In other countries, they only get enough to eat, and their bodies use enough of what they eat that they only have to poop every 3 days or so.


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Knote

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01-22-2013

Let us know how many courics it is when you're finished.


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Jmbomb

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01-22-2013

I go days without pooping......DAYS.
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

wtf is wrong with you people


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Lex Domino

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01-22-2013

Destroying your bladder muscles won't make the skins release any faster.

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I'm a 30 year old man, and am irregular as hell.This is not impressive.Also, our regularity is one of the reasons people hate America. In other countries, they only get enough to eat, and their bodies use enough of what they eat that they only have to poop every 3 days or so.
And then they come here and eat like we do. Stop worshipping poor countries that don't have an option to indulge. People who can indulge do indulge and there's nothing wrong with that.

You're irregular because you don't eat properly, not because you eat too much. Lay off the dairy, eat some fiber, and vegetables. Dairy isn't natural for anyone but babies(of the species it comes from).


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Sojs

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01-22-2013

don't you love taking the nice big shts where it comes out clean?


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Enjoy My Gravy

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01-22-2013

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don't you love taking the nice big shts where it comes out clean?
Yes, that is what I hope to do at the end of all this madness when Riot releases the skins.


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Shadowed Ruby

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01-22-2013

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Yes, that is what I hope to do at the end of all this madness when Riot releases the skins.
I'm sorry, the skins are dead. They were hit by a truck. I'm pretty sure I heard Lux screaming for help, but Garen was already gone.


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mogonk

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01-22-2013

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Dairy isn't natural for anyone but babies(of the species it comes from).
Amazing how few people know this.


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