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chinablue30

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01-17-2013

I'm not trying to offend anyone with these questions but some of these questions are pretty heavy for this type of forum but I would like to hear what some of the younger people here think.


1- Why do humans have such a fondness for music ?

2- If everything poops, do amoebas/viruses with their short life spans poop ?

3 -Why do we Americans still have the electoral college decide who is president?

4- If god made man in his image , does god have a wang?

5- Why are Asians so good at math?

6- Why have they made 20 plus Godzilla movies but am I still waiting on a sequel to Blade Runner ?

7- If socialism/communism has been used for such evil over the years why do people still embrace it?

8- If we all evolved from a microbe why did the first microbe waste time/energy to reproduce?

9- Does the death penalty reduce crime rates in America ?

10- I love my mom but I don't worship her so why does God need to be worshiped ?

11- If time travel is possible does this mean it has happened Before and we are now living in an alternate earth time line?

12- How do you describe the color pink to a blind person ?

13- Why do we dream?

14- When companies finally hire robots to replace workers what will the labor force do?

15- Why do you get diabetes if you are over weight?

16- Why do guys have that strange little seam down their sack?

17- Did Joseph Kennedy pay extra to have his daughters lobotomy go horribly wrong?

18- What would an Atheist possible say to his 7 year old child when they are scared and ask "what happens when I die" ?

19- If brown eyed people have a dominate gene how did the first blue eyed person reprocreate?

20- Why do we care so much for large critters like whales/sharks but care so little for small ones like tuna/perch ?

21- Why are black people disliked world wide but yet aborigines of Australia are so well thought of ?

22- If you died today would you be remembered by anyone in a thousand years?

23- If racial strife was such a social problem and a we fought a major war to stalemate in Korea , Why do people think the 50's were such a great time in America?

24- Why do we hiccup?

25- Why are some people into onions and some not?

26- If you reached the begining/end of time or space what would be there ?

27- Why does the news media call black people African American but not call white people European American ?

28- I watched the the movie Dredd and thought it was great but why did it fail at the box office ?

29- Why did humans evolve a sense of humor?

30- If I cloned myself to an exact duplicate down to my memory neuron cortex connections would my clone have a soul ?

31- If a computer ever became self aware , would you fear it?

32- Why did humans develop higher intelligence than apes/monkeys when we basically shared the same land areas ?

33- If the sole purpose of life is to reproduce why do women go through menopause ?

34- If the Republican Party is for the wealthy and 90 percent of America is poor how do they get anyone elected ?

35- Why does god allow false religions to exist?

36- How did the first creature know that developing eyes would give it a natural advantage?

37- Why do we say electric motor/ gasoline engine but not electric engine/ gasoline motor?

38- Why do black guys on average prefer wemon with large behinds and white men on average prefer little behinds?

39- If the New York times has controlling interest in the AP news org and the New York times is owned by a Jewish family does this mean that Jews control the English speaking worlds media?

40- Why did Asians evolve the epicanthic fold?

41- If I pay for cable TV why do I have to sit through commercials?

42- Did Veidt really catch the bullet or did the bullet just hit his bullet proof glove when he threw up his hand to shield himself ?

43- Why do humans produce tears when they cry out of sadness ?

44- What purpose does a uni-brow have?

45- Why is it that Pollock jokes are so common and not say Swiss jokes?

46- If today was the last day of the rest of your life what would you do ?

47- How can people think that rationalizing anything wrong makes it OK ?

48- Is their a purpose to life?

49- if Nazism has a symbol (swastika) and communism has a symbol (hammer and sickle) and capitalism has a symbol (money sign) why doesn't socialism have a symbol?

50- Why doesn't science have a name for people like me who are filled with terror at the thought of deep water ?

Bonus question - why did I feel the need to stop at exactly 50 questions?


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Bonus question - why did I feel the need to stop at exactly 50 questions?
Because why not?


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01-17-2013

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1- Why do humans have such a fondness for music ?
I don't

GG no need to read the rest

Simp


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01-18-2013

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Dobagoh

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01-18-2013

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I don't

GG no need to read the rest

Simp
That explains a lot about you.


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Dobagoh

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01-18-2013

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1- Why do humans have such a fondness for music ?
Because our brains like to identify patterns, and music is replete with patterns.

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2- If everything poops, do amoebas/viruses with their short life spans poop ?
Amoebas poop. Viruses aren't alive.

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3 -Why do we Americans still have the electoral college decide who is president?
Becuase it is better than direct popular election.

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4- If god made man in his image , does god have a wang?
Yes.

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5- Why are Asians so good at math?
They aren't.

[qoute]6- Why have they made 20 plus Godzilla movies but am I still waiting on a sequel to Blade Runner ?[/quote]
Because Blade Runner flopped at theaters. It wasn't until 20, 30 years later that people saw the genius in the movie and began to like it. By then, it became far too late.

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7- If socialism/communism has been used for such evil over the years why do people still embrace it?
Your premise is incorrect, numb nuts.

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8- If we all evolved from a microbe why did the first microbe waste time/energy to reproduce?
Your question is stupid. GG Simptard

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9- Does the death penalty reduce crime rates in America ?
No, nor does it do so anywhere else.

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10- I love my mom but I don't worship her so why does God need to be worshiped ?
It doesn't.

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11- If time travel is possible does this mean it has happened Before and we are now living in an alternate earth time line?
No, because the only time travel that is possible is into the future, which we are currently doing at approximately 1 second per second.

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12- How do you describe the color pink to a blind person ?
By feeding an input circuit into his visual cortex so he can "see" it.

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13- Why do we dream?
It's your brain's method of trolling you.

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14- When companies finally hire robots to replace workers what will the labor force do?
Revolt and cast down the 1%

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15- Why do you get diabetes if you are over weight?
Because your body doesn't know what to do with so much glucogen running through your bloodstreams due to your obesity.

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16- Why do guys have that strange little seam down their sack?
It's an extension from the frenulum, which keeps your foreskin tethered.

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17- Did Joseph Kennedy pay extra to have his daughters lobotomy go horribly wrong?
I don't know who you're referring to, but yes.

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18- What would an Atheist possible say to his 7 year old child when they are scared and ask "what happens when I die" ?
"Nothing".

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19- If brown eyed people have a dominate gene how did the first blue eyed person reprocreate?
His children did each other.

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20- Why do we care so much for large critters like whales/sharks but care so little for small ones like tuna/perch ?
We don't. Just look at Japan.

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21- Why are black people disliked world wide but yet aborigines of Australia are so well thought of ?
They aren't. GG simptard

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22- If you died today would you be remembered by anyone in a thousand years?
Yes, if they saw my name on the plurality of documents published during my life span.

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23- If racial strife was such a social problem and a we fought a major war to stalemate in Korea , Why do people think the 50's were such a great time in America?
The only people who thought the 50's were a great time are old white men. Does that answer your question?

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24- Why do we hiccup?
To release pent up gas in our stomach.

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25- Why are some people into onions and some not?
The people who aren't into onions are stupid, pansy pieces of refuse who have no taste buds and cry a lot.

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26- If you reached the begining/end of time or space what would be there ?
There would be nothing.

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27- Why does the news media call black people African American but not call white people European American ?
Why don't you ask them yourself?

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28- I watched the the movie Dredd and thought it was great but why did it fail at the box office ?
Because it's awful.

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29- Why did humans evolve a sense of humor?
To compensate for feeling sad or depressed.

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30- If I cloned myself to an exact duplicate down to my memory neuron cortex connections would my clone have a soul ?
Souls don't exist, so no.

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31- If a computer ever became self aware , would you fear it?
Computers won't become self-aware.

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32- Why did humans develop higher intelligence than apes/monkeys when we basically shared the same land areas ?
Evolutionary pressure.

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33- If the sole purpose of life is to reproduce why do women go through menopause ?
A menopausal women sacrifices her ability to reproduce in order to provide greater maternal oversight to the next succeeding generation (i.e, her grandchildren), thus contributing to greater reproductive success.

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34- If the Republican Party is for the wealthy and 90 percent of America is poor how do they get anyone elected ?
By lying, fearmongering, and appealing to religion.

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35- Why does god allow false religions to exist?
Because there is no "god".

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36- How did the first creature know that developing eyes would give it a natural advantage?
It didn't. You are stupid. GG simptard

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37- Why do we say electric motor/ gasoline engine but not electric engine/ gasoline motor?
Because the first motors were electric, and the first engines were gasoline-powered, you moron.

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38- Why do black guys on average prefer wemon with large behinds and white men on average prefer little behinds?
That isn't necessarily true.

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39- If the New York times has controlling interest in the AP news org and the New York times is owned by a Jewish family does this mean that Jews control the English speaking worlds media?
No.

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40- Why did Asians evolve the epicanthic fold?
Asians didn't evolve the epicanthic fold. The epicanthic fold is also prevalent in Africa and Northern Europe, and all human fetuses start out with epicanthic folds. Ask less stupid questions, please.

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41- If I pay for cable TV why do I have to sit through commercials?
Because you're a sucker.

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42- Did Veidt really catch the bullet or did the bullet just hit his bullet proof glove when he threw up his hand to shield himself ?
Nobody cares.

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43- Why do humans produce tears when they cry out of sadness ?
Nobody knows.

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44- What purpose does a uni-brow have?
To arouse your mother.

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45- Why is it that Pollock jokes are so common and not say Swiss jokes?
Because Pollocks have been dominated by Germans and Russians and so, become a joke to both Germanic and Slavic peoples.

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46- If today was the last day of the rest of your life what would you do ?
Go to sleep.

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47- How can people think that rationalizing anything wrong makes it OK ?
Why wouldn't they?

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48- Is their a purpose to life?
Is your a purpose to life?

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49- if Nazism has a symbol (swastika) and communism has a symbol (hammer and sickle) and capitalism has a symbol (money sign) why doesn't socialism have a symbol?
The hammer and sickle isn't the symbol of communism; nor is the symbol of capitalism a money sign. You are a simptard, GG

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50- Why doesn't science have a name for people like me who are filled with terror at the thought of deep water ?
Aquaphobia, simptard. GG

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Bonus question - why did I feel the need to stop at exactly 50 questions?
Because you are a simptard and ask questions any moron could discover the answer to using google.