@Riot, I thought you guys were better at variety. DISAPPOINTED.

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EnvyDragon

Senior Member

12-20-2012

So, we just got Vi released. A champion with giant hands. Pretty cool and all, y'know. Nice change.

But then, what happens next??

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Originally Posted by IronStylus View Post
...the game is afoot.
A champion who either has giant feet, or is a literal giant foot!

GG, UNINSTALLING THE GAME

you think I'm crazy, but you'll be BEGGING for more of my wisdom when the next champion after that turns out to be a Beholder (aka floating eyeball!! :0) and the one after that is literally a floating pair of breasts!

And they won't even be named anything starting with a Q neither.

EDIT: I am shocked at the number of people who don't realize that this is a joke.


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doddy

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12-20-2012

please stop posting


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Enrayged

Senior Member

12-20-2012

Pfft... Morello already said we on't be getting a giant floating eyeball, so your logic is flawed.

No, it would have to be a giant floating nose.


... In all honestly, I would actually be alright with a giant floating nose champion...


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EnvyDragon

Senior Member

12-20-2012

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Originally Posted by doddy View Post
please stop posting
You sure? If I don't keep posting, I'll never be able to help you find that massive stick you've got crammed up there.

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Pfft... Morello already said we on't be getting a giant floating eyeball, so your logic is flawed.

No, it would have to be a giant floating nose.


... In all honestly, I would actually be alright with a giant floating nose champion...
"I play Giant Sentient Nose as a jungler."


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Sibi

Member

12-20-2012

Not quite sure the point of your post. Though might i ask you a question? If you are referring to the cosmetic look of champions when you speak of variety...how many other champions in league of legends have giant hands?

You already lost when the thought crossed your mind.


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A3ther

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12-20-2012

I always rush triforce on Giant Sentient Nose for TONS OF DAMAGE!


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EnvyDragon

Senior Member

12-20-2012

Unfortunately, Phreak doesn't do item recommendations anymore...

And from the sound of it, GSN would probably be an AP Caster anyway.


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IronStylus

Sr. Concept Artist

12-20-2012
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And they won't even be named anything starting with a Q neither.
NEVER speak of that letter AGAIN!

If I have my way we will NEVER EVER name a SINGLE THING with involving the letter "Q" I mean, LOOK at it! ..not.. a single.. thing, I tell you! It COULD be a high-class O if it wanted to be, but NO! It has to have that little.. gross.. tail.. thing. It's like a vestigial organ! Also, pretty much everything a Q can do a K+W can do JUST as good or BETTER!

Bah humbug, I say to the letter Q!


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Asylum Lux

Senior Member

12-20-2012

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Originally Posted by IronStylus View Post
NEVER speak of that letter AGAIN!

If I have my way we will NEVER EVER name a SINGLE THING with involving the letter "Q" I mean, LOOK at it! ..not.. a single.. thing, I tell you! It COULD be a high-class O if it wanted to be, but NO! It has to have that little.. gross.. tail.. thing. It's like a vestigial organ! Also, pretty much everything a Q can do a K+W can do JUST as good or BETTER!

Bah humbug, I say to the letter Q!
I take it that you have been working on a Q champion and are stressed.


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Icebender

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12-20-2012

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Originally Posted by IronStylus View Post
NEVER speak of that letter AGAIN!

If I have my way we will NEVER EVER name a SINGLE THING with involving the letter "Q" I mean, LOOK at it! ..not.. a single.. thing, I tell you! It COULD be a high-class O if it wanted to be, but NO! It has to have that little.. gross.. tail.. thing. It's like a vestigial organ! Also, pretty much everything a Q can do a K+W can do JUST as good or BETTER!

Bah humbug, I say to the letter Q!
but even vestigial organs exists