Why is there not an item named after ManWolfAxeBoss?

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CynicalGiant

Senior Member

11-28-2012

Seriously. The manliest rioter around doesn't even get an AD item named after him? This is an outrage.


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Creepjacker

Member

11-28-2012

WolfBossManAxe

+10boss
+10wolf
+5man
+20axe


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Wulfestopheles

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Senior Member

11-28-2012

Tsh, he isn't a real Rioter. He doesn't even post on the forums.


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RiotShantzilla

Associate eSports Manager

11-29-2012
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Some say he comesonly where the battle is thickest, the mead is strongest, and the women...
well...
you know...

...But some also whisper, that when true love is on the line, there, he will always appear...


My item recommendation?

ManWolfAxeBoss's Man-Axe Wolf-Axe
On Activation: Towers do no damage if a manly duel is occurring under them.
+50 AD
+40% attack speed
+100 damage pansy AD Carries (graves exempted)


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Bitter Curses

Senior Member

11-29-2012

Manliest Hatchet of the Canine King


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Llann

Senior Member

11-29-2012

Wolf-Axe is fine. No need to spell it out.

EDIT: And yes, an item that does more damage the less armor the opponent has as an ability (In addition to dealing less damage the more armor the opponent has like normal) is a great idea.


Suggested: This item's damage is increased for each point of armor you have more than the target has, to a maximum of +50%. (melee attacks only)


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CobaltCobalt

Senior Member

11-29-2012

No, needs champion

ManAxe, the Wolf Boss.

Born with the gift of MAN, ManAxe was respected and feared by all of nature. Wherever he went as a child grown men would swoon and cumly wenches would sprout beard. His only true love? The wilds. ManAxe grew up with wolves for his playthings and bears as his pillow.

Now, fully grown and ashamed of what man has become, he marches on the league to remind the world of truth, justice and MAN, leaving a trail of flustered housewives in his wake.

"Taric and Ezreal? I can't hit a girl..."


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ChrisCTX

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11-29-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bitter Curses View Post
Manliest Hatchet of the Canine King
Lupine instead of Canine


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Syntaxs

Senior Member

11-29-2012

Well deserved question!


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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11-29-2012

It should have an active that mocks an enemy champ based on how few incredibly well-defined muscles he has.


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