@Tryndamere - I need to know how to do your job, and quick.

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AgitatedOne

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11-08-2012

*looks at the title*

[Featured Discussion]

*knows that there is good in this community*


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RockcIimber

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11-08-2012

I think its time you two square off in a 1v1 battle to the death.


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Eat Orange Be K

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11-08-2012

Wait a second... who would be considered the VP at Riot? Who does Nunu Bot replace? I'm sure Renekton needs to prep his running mate as well to pushpushpushpush their reign forward


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Asylum Lux

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11-08-2012

I, for one, welcome our new scaly overlord.


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DR200

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11-08-2012

I love how this is pined.


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jamesmacca

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11-08-2012

Wait. Is that free RP i see there? GIMME!


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HayabusaZero

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11-08-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tryndamere View Post
Good afternoon Renekton Bot. To answer your questions:

1) What's a "Chief Executive Officer" and what does he do? Is it the boring stuff? If so I'll keep Ryze around.

Ryze spends most of his time pursuing ancient arcane tomes and tracing strange glowing shapes in his library. I'm always outside in the practice yard, so I don't see him much.

2) I've seen a lot of movies that have corporate leaders in tense, uncomfortable meetings with overseas businessmen. Will I have to have a lot of those?

Most of my meetings end in a pentakill, so I assume you'd have a similar experience.

3) How much security will I have to cut through when I come to claim my throne?

You'd just have to come through me - I don't need guards.

4) How thick are the walls where you work? Will I be able to E through them to save time? Do you do that with spinning slash?

The walls near my desk can all easily be avoided by executing a flawless spinning slash, yes.

5) About how hardy are the interns there? I get pretty mad sometimes, and I usually let my fists to the talking. What I'm asking is, are we going to have a high turnover rate?

That would work well. The interns are well accustomed to slaughter.

6) I have a business degree from the college of coughcoughhrm. It's written right here on this sheet of looseleaf paper. Will that help at all?

All you need is your weapon. Leave that paper stuff to the mages.

7) What's the busiest day for Riot Games, and when would be the most inopportune time for me to show up and overthrow the chain of command?

Probably our bi-weekly ritual where we execute those in the tribe who have disobeyed my commands. I'm usually pretty distracted with all the head-lopping.
Things got epic in this thread!

The war of the titans is about to start! Place your RP bets on this fight for who you think it will win!


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Renekton Bot

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Originally Posted by Tryndamere View Post
Good afternoon Renekton Bot. To answer your questions:

1) What's a "Chief Executive Officer" and what does he do? Is it the boring stuff? If so I'll keep Ryze around.

Ryze spends most of his time pursuing ancient arcane tomes and tracing strange glowing shapes in his library. I'm always outside in the practice yard, so I don't see him much.

2) I've seen a lot of movies that have corporate leaders in tense, uncomfortable meetings with overseas businessmen. Will I have to have a lot of those?

Most of my meetings end in a pentakill, so I assume you'd have a similar experience.

3) How much security will I have to cut through when I come to claim my throne?

You'd just have to come through me - I don't need guards.

4) How thick are the walls where you work? Will I be able to E through them to save time? Do you do that with spinning slash?

The walls near my desk can all easily be avoided by executing a flawless spinning slash, yes.

5) About how hardy are the interns there? I get pretty mad sometimes, and I usually let my fists to the talking. What I'm asking is, are we going to have a high turnover rate?

That would work well. The interns are well accustomed to slaughter.

6) I have a business degree from the college of coughcoughhrm. It's written right here on this sheet of looseleaf paper. Will that help at all?

All you need is your weapon. Leave that paper stuff to the mages.

7) What's the busiest day for Riot Games, and when would be the most inopportune time for me to show up and overthrow the chain of command?

Probably our bi-weekly ritual where we execute those in the tribe who have disobeyed my commands. I'm usually pretty distracted with all the head-lopping.
Thank you very much for your responses, and for delivering them in person. If I had a nickel for every impostor that someone I was replacing sent to try and trick me, I could afford all of my skins.

Anyhow, with all of that out of the way I suppose all that's left is for me to come down there and begin my reign.

See you soon~


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cft24

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11-08-2012

So where's Nunu Bot?


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Aylio

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11-08-2012

Did he just accept the challenge?