"Is he saying 'open condom style'?"

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Sailor Cosmos

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11-05-2012

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Originally Posted by UrsaMinor View Post
That's a good excuse. I'll use that, too.
At least get a job first so you can pay for child support.


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Lagfromhell

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11-05-2012

Parody inc.


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CatchandKiss

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11-05-2012

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Ha, I've never had *** without a condom. It's not a mood killer, but mildly annoying.

I don't understand why more women don't use birth control.
Diaphragms are equally annoying, and morning after pills cause nausea, and preemptive contraceptive pills can trick you into liking boys that you really oughta hate.


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My Face Is OP

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11-05-2012

I've always just told girls that I was alergic to latex and if they didn't want to get on the pill or shots that I would take care of birth control. After I finish my business I would punch them in the stomach. Problem solved.


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Mere Intricacy

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11-05-2012



That's horrid!

Shame on you...


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silentpartner

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11-05-2012

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That's a good excuse. I'll use that, too.
New badges have been released! Grats on Diamond (i think thats diamond)


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c4lm

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11-05-2012

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Originally Posted by Scarlena View Post
Ha, I've never had *** without a condom. It's not a mood killer, but mildly annoying.

I don't understand why more women don't use birth control.
You double up, condom + BC. And watch her swallow Plan B the next morning.

Also donkey kick her in the stomach.


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Scarlena

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11-05-2012

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You double up, condom + BC. And watch her swallow Plan B the next morning.

Also donkey kick her in the stomach.
I'm glad to see someone shares me enthusiasm for 'no kids'


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c4lm

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11-05-2012

I once ripped out a girls uterus during a pregnancy scare


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the flail

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11-05-2012

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I once ripped out a girls uterus during a pregnancy scare
pics or it didn't happen