Emulation of Hamlet's "To be or not to be" Soliloquy"

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FT Jacky

Junior Member

10-24-2012

This is an emulation of the original soliloquy but with references and translations for LoL

ENJOY GUYS! ^^

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis easier to load on time
And face the harsh kite of early lane,
Or to defend the tower against a sea of minions

And the gank seeking jungler? To push: To defend
Underleveled; defending will soon snowball a lost tower
My Frozen Heart aches of Xerath’s thousand shocks
This is the summoner’s code. It will be our achievement
As strict as Udyr's sustainability. To push, to defend
To attack, To retreat, Oh theres the catch!

As the light fades to darkness, Nocturne emerges
Like Urgot who abandoned his mortal life
They make us stop and think: there’s the thing
Lanaing phase makes our troubles last so long
For who would tolerate the gold feeding
The injustice of Malzahar’s suppression, along with Draven’s arrogant rudeness
The pains of unrequited love, the delays of law
The contempt of superior carries, and rejection of supports

It happens to those who feed, those who deserve them
When the carry himself might end it all
With a mere dagger? Will even Rengar bear the burdens?
To grunt and sweat under a weary life
But the dread of returning to the fountain after death
The unknown realm of the void
No traveller returns, the mind is consumed

It makes us prefer the lane abuse we have
Rather to fly and explore the unknown troubles?
In this way, thinking makes us all noobs
And this the natural instinct of the summoner’s decision
The pale colour of thought is the same as Warwick’s vision
And comes of great power and strength
At this point, we’ve fallen behind
Might as well go inactive or surrender.

-Jacky Chen


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AerithRayne

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10-24-2012

A tad awkward in the feel of a few lines, but still well done. Now to have the whole soliloquy stuck in my head for the rest of the day (and I'm still debating how much of a bad thing that is) :P

Once more, I liked it. Perhaps we'll see more stuff like this on the forums from you?

Thanks again for sharing!


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FT David

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10-24-2012

Coool!


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FT Jacky

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10-24-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by AerithRayne View Post
A tad awkward in the feel of a few lines, but still well done. Now to have the whole soliloquy stuck in my head for the rest of the day (and I'm still debating how much of a bad thing that is) :P

Once more, I liked it. Perhaps we'll see more stuff like this on the forums from you?

Thanks again for sharing!

Yeah I couldn't relate for some of his lines xD Thanks for the comment, Ill definitely improve on it when I have time