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Ask the Madman

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10-22-2012

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Originally Posted by Cranky Kidnapper View Post
Mundo magnets who he pleases! Wee! Go on, Mr. Scientific Cleaver Man!


- Blitzcrank, the Golem Who Believes He Can Fly
Mundo see you not in pain. Interesting. Step 1 of experiment complete! Time for next step.

Pulling the lever down to release Blitzcrank from the magnetism binding him to the wall, he finishes up his scribblings and gets back to the Steam Golem once again. Approaching him with the same cattleprod he'd used on his previous specimen -- or from the specimen's view, victim -- He prods at the Steam Golem with it, turning a dial on the side. In crude, Mundo-esque writing, it reads 'VOLTAJ", misspellings and all, and it's been cranked all the way up to "MACKSIMUM". It's loud, so he talks over the sparks.

Tell Mundo when pain comes!


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Cranky Kidnapper

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10-22-2012

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Mundo see you not in pain. Interesting. Step 1 of experiment complete! Time for next step.

Pulling the lever down to release Blitzcrank from the magnetism binding him to the wall, he finishes up his scribblings and gets back to the Steam Golem once again. Approaching him with the same cattleprod he'd used on his previous specimen -- or from the specimen's view, victim -- He prods at the Steam Golem with it, turning a dial on the side. In crude, Mundo-esque writing, it reads 'VOLTAJ", misspellings and all, and it's been cranked all the way up to "MACKSIMUM". It's loud, so he talks over the sparks.

Tell Mundo when pain comes!
Blitzcrank wriggle his rump. Only a irritating pain ached the place Mundo used his cattleprod on.

I'm being branded! It's time for mooing! Moooooo!


- Blitzcrank, the Yellow Cow


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TwoWeirdYordles

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10-22-2012

Miez appear in the lab and see the experiment of Mundo.
"What is the point of doing this?"


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10-22-2012

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Blitzcrank wriggle his rump. Only a irritating pain ached the place Mundo used his cattleprod on.

I'm being branded! It's time for mooing! Moooooo!


- Blitzcrank, the Yellow Cow
Sometime during all of the zapping, Mundo has begun laughing in a pseudo-maniacal fashion, sort of losing himself as he jams the cattleprod into the Golem's abdomen firmly, though it doesn't pierce or anything. It's just more firmly pressed into his core. As he comes back to himself, he wipes his brow free of sweat, sliding his tongue back into his mouth. All of the excitement had left his tongue swaying around involuntarily.

Heehee! Mundo see you are impervious to pain. Robots don't feel pain from Mundo's experiments. Makes fun for Mundo! But not good for testing pain theories.

He's torn; on one hand, all of this pain-inflicting torture was fun to perform... though if it didn't help his 'studies' or inflict any pain, it was all sort of for naught, especially if Blitzcrank couldn't feel any of it. That didn't mean he couldn't find another use for the Steam Golem, though. He just didn't know for what. Yet.

Mundo need to think this through more. Back to drawing board!

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Originally Posted by TwoWeirdYordles View Post
Miez appear in the lab and see the experiment of Mundo.
"What is the point of doing this?"
The point is for Mundo to cause pain, of course! It's good knowledge of Mundo to have. Helps Mundo in other experiments that he does for stopping pain.

Then he pauses, getting a sort of twinkle in his eye.

And it's fun for Mundo!


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TwoWeirdYordles

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10-22-2012

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The point is for Mundo to cause pain, of course! It's good knowledge of Mundo to have. Helps Mundo in other experiments that he does for stopping pain.

Then he pauses, getting a sort of twinkle in his eye.

And it's fun for Mundo!
"You know he's a robot, right?"
But was very funny see Blitzcrank acting like that, so he laughed a bit


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10-22-2012

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"You know he's a robot, right?"
But was very funny see Blitzcrank acting like that, so he laughed a bit
Mundo always know Steam Golem is robot! Is why he was so happy to experiment on him. Mundo never had chance to have robot as research specimen before. First for Mundo!

He grins, looking down at the cat.

You are next?


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Cranky Kidnapper

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10-22-2012

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Sometime during all of the zapping, Mundo has begun laughing in a pseudo-maniacal fashion, sort of losing himself as he jams the cattleprod into the Golem's abdomen firmly, though it doesn't pierce or anything. It's just more firmly pressed into his core. As he comes back to himself, he wipes his brow free of sweat, sliding his tongue back into his mouth. All of the excitement had left his tongue swaying around involuntarily.

Heehee! Mundo see you are impervious to pain. Robots don't feel pain from Mundo's experiments. Makes fun for Mundo! But not good for testing pain theories.

He's torn; on one hand, all of this pain-inflicting torture was fun to perform... though if it didn't help his 'studies' or inflict any pain, it was all sort of for naught, especially if Blitzcrank couldn't feel any of it. That didn't mean he couldn't find another use for the Steam Golem, though. He just didn't know for what. Yet.

Mundo need to think this through more. Back to drawing board!
I like drawing boards. Rammus has lots of them, and sometimes I permanently borrow 'em!

Uhm.. I'll just take a nap here.

Blitzcrank passes out of the floor, oil drool leaking from his supposedly 'mouth' as he snores away.


- Blitzcrank, the Baby Sleeper


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TwoWeirdYordles

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10-22-2012

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Mundo always know Steam Golem is robot! Is why he was so happy to experiment on him. Mundo never had chance to have robot as research specimen before. First for Mundo!

He grins, looking down at the cat.

You are next?
"Only if you let me experiment a bit with you"
He chuckles because he knows that mundo would never refuse to do something like that


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10-22-2012

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"Only if you let me experiment a bit with you"
He chuckles because he knows that mundo would never refuse to do something like that
Hey, Mundo is the scientist here!

He frowns, folding his arms over his chest, looking down to the Yordle. It couldn't hurt to let the Yordle have a little bit of fun.

Mundo will allow this


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TwoWeirdYordles

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10-22-2012

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Hey, Mundo is the scientist here!

He frowns, folding his arms over his chest, looking down to the Yordle. It couldn't hurt to let the Yordle have a little bit of fun.

Mundo will allow this
"OK then"

Miez slash him using his claws, after a while Mundo turns into a yordle... an ugly purple yordle.

"Ok Mundo how do you feel?"

((Miez: IM A CAT NOT A YORDLE!!! http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/2114 ))


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