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Ask the Herald

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07-27-2012

Widowmaker,

I have designed a cloaking device that puts your stealth capabilities to shame. Your thoughts?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Her stealth is natural.. So technically it's superior..


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Heil Teemo

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07-27-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask the Herald View Post
Widowmaker,

I have designed a cloaking device that puts your stealth capabilities to shame. Your thoughts?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald
I hope it's more successful than your last invention, Herald. You call it the "Chaos Storm", yes? I call it a "flying magnetic donut".

Still, I'm intrigued. Let me test it for you. I promise I'll return it... *bats eyelashes*


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Eve, how do you keep your hair style.. Upwards..
I style my hair around a cleverly hidden bird cage. Or I use copious amounts of gel. Or perhaps you'd prefer the ever-popular "magic" excuse? Tell you what, I'll answer truthfully when you tell me how you have nine tails, none of which are attached to a tail bone.

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((It was more the type of character she is. She seems to fit you well.))

I just don't see why anyone would dress like they charge $2.95 a minute.

((Have I ever mentioned that I hate Janna with an undying fiery passion?))
((I thought so too. I plan on using Evelynn as a go-between in the ongoing effort of painting Riven nude. Think it'll work?))

Me neither, little virgin yordle.

$2.95 is below my normal rate.


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Ask the Megling

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07-27-2012

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((I thought so too. I plan on using Evelynn as a go-between in the ongoing effort of painting Riven nude. Think it'll work?))

Me neither, little virgin yordle.

$2.95 is below my normal rate.
((Seems legit.))

...I'm not a virgin.


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Weenie Lord Shen

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Ever since the re work of your abilities and play style in the League, people have said that you haven't improved, and in fact have become even worse than before. Care to share your opinion?

-Summoner Jack


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TeoLeif

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Teo shuts his fingers closed. He didn't need to know anymore about Tristana.

That's... nice to know Tristana. Um, back to Evelyn... do you think you could teach me some stealth stuff? I need new tricks for getting away from Pantheon...


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Heil Teemo

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07-27-2012

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((Seems legit.))

...I'm not a virgin.
No? Ooooh... *Evelynn sits down while her shadow springs up and forms into a chair beneath her rear* Who was the lucky man?


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Ever since the re work of your abilities and play style in the League, people have said that you haven't improved, and in fact have become even worse than before. Care to share your opinion?

-Summoner Jack
What you call a "rework", I call another boorish citation. I've received so many of these stupid letters that I started to throw them away, as each was from some mucky-muck high summoner who told me I needed to pull my punches again. After awhile I got sick of it and started showing up for fewer League matches.

We recently came to a compromise about what spells I could and could not use. I agree that my old teeth were sharper, but I'm confident that the gossip about me being less effective will dwindle once old prejudices die down.


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Teo shuts his fingers closed. He didn't need to know anymore about Tristana.

That's... nice to know Tristana. Um, back to Evelyn... do you think you could teach me some stealth stuff? I need new tricks for getting away from Pantheon...
I do nothing for free... er... whatever your name was.


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Spiky clothing not hurt?

Ever stuck youself with spike?


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AskPantheon

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07-27-2012

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Teo shuts his fingers closed. He didn't need to know anymore about Tristana.

That's... nice to know Tristana. Um, back to Evelyn... do you think you could teach me some stealth stuff? I need new tricks for getting away from Pantheon...
((There is no escape for you.))


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TeoLeif

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07-27-2012

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I do nothing for free... er... whatever your name was.
Erm, my name is Teo. And... well I can always ask Kennen for tricks I guess. Thanks anyway.

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((There is no escape for you.))
((STALKER!!! O_O))