The Jade Fist
Oh god. Being silenced, tossed up into the air, and eaten is literally the exact chain of events of my worst nightmare ever.
I really, really hope I was on my way to the bathroom when he arrived - at least then I can say I successfully fulfilled my last wish.
The Art Of Ireli
Id play a game with those breasts... I mean Ahri
The worst part is I'll never see it coming. I'll just be walking past a bush on the side of the road and BAM.
Impaled by a giant sword.
AND I won't even be able to cry for help. Well... ****.
Master Yi too fast. Must hide!
Shen, well there seems to be a blade sticking out my chest now.
I can't run. He swaps places with me and slows me, throws poison on me, and slows me while impaling me in the back with spikes.
*Looks at match history*
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