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Ask Talon

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06-08-2012

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I like this idea. Draven, you are, indeed, a genius.
A thousand gold says the summoner creams his pants before they even start dancing.


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Ask the Monkey

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06-08-2012

What's a lap dance?


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NikkishallDye

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06-08-2012

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A thousand gold says the summoner creams his pants before they even start dancing.
Oh would you shut up already.


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Ask Vladimir

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06-08-2012

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Just in case though...

Draven teleports out then reappears a few minutes later dropping an enormously large sack of gold on the ground with a heavy thud.

The amount in there alone is enough for Fortune to buy herself two brand new ships and a small row boat. Now who wants some Draven?
Vladimir laughs
Careful Draven. If you show all of your money before the dance they may abuse your wallet. I would recommend the hiding of that gold, before Sarah notices. After all she is greedy as a good person from Bilgewater.

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A thousand gold says the summoner creams his pants before they even start dancing.
Though not being so refined, I will have to agree with Talon in this one. So whoever takes the bet against us and win will make double gold.


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Lord of Apoc

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06-08-2012

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Vladimir laughs

Though not being so refined, I will have to agree with Talon in this one. So whoever takes the bet against us and win will make double gold.
I think I'll make the tripple


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Ask Orichan

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06-08-2012

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Careful Draven. If you show all of your money before the dance they may abuse your wallet. I would recommend the hiding of that gold, before Sarah notices. After all she is greedy as a good person from Bilgewater.
I don't think she is that bad. Also where did you get all that gold Draven?


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AskUdyr

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06-08-2012

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Just in case though...

Draven teleports out then reappears a few minutes later dropping an enormously large sack of gold on the ground with a heavy thud.

The amount in there alone is enough for Fortune to buy herself two brand new ships and a small row boat. Now who wants some Draven?
"We do."

The doors to the building burst open, steel and wood splintering from the force as light floods in. Udyr storms into the room and leaps up on stage. Pointing dramatically at Miss Fortune he continues, "It is time to show you that none surpass Udyr in what he puts his mind to. You think you can dance?" He leaned his head back, emitting a loud laugh, "Hah! We shall show you the might of Udyr on your own playing field. Watch and weep, mortals, for this shall make the Heavens themselves envious."

With that said, Udyr rips his clothes off to reveal a very tight nurse's outfit stretched across his massive body. Grabbing the pole so hard it bends under his grip, he starts his sensual dance. Hooking his leg over the steel, he spins around three times before lifting his entire body upwards, his nurse outfit having disappeared and now wore a sexy Nun outfit. The headdress flopped down his back as he suspended himself in midair before gliding the pole twixt his muscled butt cheeks downwards. Quickly standing he walked over to Tem'rak, now wearing a police outfit similar to Officer Caitlyn, short skirt and all. His heels clicked with every step as he tossed a pair of handcuffs at him before making his way back to the stage.

Slapping his leg, he grabbed the metal pole and suspended himself parallel to the ground. From here, he started doing leg movements that would make the most practiced prostitute blush. He was surprisingly very flexible for a man his size, he demonstrated as much as he stretched his foot over his head, hooked it to the metal pole, and using the sheer strength of his fingers, spiraled downwards to the ground. Once more his outfit changed through pure mystique. This time he let his wild hair flow downwards, wore a half buttoned tight white blouse, yet another disgusting short skirt and had a ruler in hand.

Looking at Draven, Udyr wiggled his eyebrows, "Oi, Draven. Need Udyr to teach you a thing or two?"

The beast man roared in laughter as he continued his dance, now his outfits changing every second between these four. For lack of a better term, he was stance dancing stripper outfits. Minutes later he released the pole and slid across the stage, wearing nothing but a pair of very tight panties and a very low cut bra. A bucket of water splashed down on him, making his body glisten and his long hair slick back. He got to his feet and stumbled over to Miss Fortune, grinning widely, "That, is how you strip dance. Ionian Sutra, page 166 to 180, figures 2 to 41."

Anyone within a hundred meter radius would note that he was very, very, very, very intoxicated. Beyond human reason.

Anyone with a single sensible thought would realize this would perhaps be the only time he would do such a thing. A sane person would most likely try to escape, however these were League champions.


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Ask the Monkey

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06-08-2012

((Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooool))

My eyes!!!!!!


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Lord of Apoc

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06-08-2012

Can someone give me a refund?


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Ask Vladimir

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06-08-2012

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I don't think she is that bad. Also where did you get all that gold Draven?
Orianna, she is not bad, she is just a little ambitious, so it is probable for her to ask for more gold if she sees that much, anyway please donīt tell Saraha anything about it, or you will cause Draven to be poor in seconds.


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"We do."

The doors to the building burst open, steel and wood splintering from the force as light floods in. Udyr storms into the room and leaps up on stage. Pointing dramatically at Miss Fortune he continues, "It is time to show you that none surpass Udyr in what he puts his mind to. You think you can dance?" He leaned his head back, emitting a loud laugh, "Hah! We shall show you the might of Udyr on your own playing field. Watch and weep, mortals, for this shall make the Heavens themselves envious."

With that said, Udyr rips his clothes off to reveal a very tight nurse's outfit stretched across his massive body. Grabbing the pole so hard it bends under his grip, he starts his sensual dance. Hooking his leg over the steel, he spins around three times before lifting his entire body upwards, his nurse outfit having disappeared and now wore a sexy Nun outfit. The headdress flopped down his back as he suspended himself in midair before gliding the pole twixt his muscled butt cheeks downwards. Quickly standing he walked over to Tem'rak, now wearing a police outfit similar to Officer Caitlyn, short skirt and all. His heels clicked with every step as he tossed a pair of handcuffs at him before making his way back to the stage.

Slapping his leg, he grabbed the metal pole and suspended himself parallel to the ground. From here, he started doing leg movements that would make the most practiced prostitute blush. He was surprisingly very flexible for a man his size, he demonstrated as much as he stretched his foot over his head, hooked it to the metal pole, and using the sheer strength of his fingers, spiraled downwards to the ground. Once more his outfit changed through pure mystique. This time he let his wild hair flow downwards, wore a half buttoned tight white blouse, yet another disgusting short skirt and had a ruler in hand.

Looking at Draven, Udyr wiggled his eyebrows, "Oi, Draven. Need Udyr to teach you a thing or two?"

The beast man roared in laughter as he continued his dance, now his outfits changing every second between these four. For lack of a better term, he was stance dancing stripper outfits. Minutes later he released the pole and slid across the stage, wearing nothing but a pair of very tight panties and a very low cut bra. A bucket of water splashed down on him, making his body glisten and his long hair slick back. He got to his feet and stumbled over to Miss Fortune, grinning widely, "That, is how you strip dance. Ionian Sutra, page 166 to 180, figures 2 to 41."

Anyone within a hundred meter radius by would note that he was very, very, very, very intoxicated. Beyond human reason.

Anyone with a single sensible thought would realize this would perhaps be the only time he would do such a thing. A sane person would most likely try to escape, however these were League champions.
Vlad returns from the bathroom after puking, then he facepalms. After this, I think, Tem'rak will win this bet, no one will ever "cream" anything before this trauma ends. Why udyr, WHY?

Man, Talon, Draven, Garic, what is wrong with him, don't you smell something funny?