! Attention !

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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

Have you or a loved one been unable to connect to the server?

Do you feel emotionally, mentally, OR even physically abused by RSFS (Riot Server Failure Syndrome)?

Have you contemplated forming a Civil Action Lawsuit to FIGHT BACK, but wasn't sure how?

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Hello Summoners,

I am Academi, FoJ (Field of Justice) attorney-at-law, and I want to represent YOU! I'm sure many of us are shocked at the recent server failure. Without a doubt countless numbers of summoners are asking themselves:

Why is this happening?
Why me?
What did I do wrong?

The answer might surprise you.

You did nothing wrong! This was not your fault; in fact, in the lawyer world this is something we call "actus reus" or a GUILTY ACT by the same RP giving fiends that try oh so hard to lull us into a false sense of security with their apparent generosity.

Not today, Riot... Not today.


I Academi propose, no, DEMAND the creation of a new community known only as...


The Resistance


All in favor, Thumbs Up.
All opposed, Uninstall LoL.
All abstaining, Thumbs Up.


Academi
"When Riots are not enough...
...The Resistance"


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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

(Reserving first post as that is something an attorney would probably do)


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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

Bump for the resistance


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ChrisNinja

Junior Member

12-26-2011

Brilliant


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Fite Me

Senior Member

12-26-2011

I can't up vote this... I wanted to simply for the comedy.


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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

All welcome ChrisNinja to the Resistance!

ChrisNinja!


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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

All welcome DeathsVampire!

...DeathsVampire!


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Fruity Erikchen

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Senior Member

12-26-2011

o.0 Invalid post i'd WHAT THIS

Ok, upvoted. Can i be a lieutenant


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Academi

Senior Member

12-26-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruity erikchen View Post
o.0 Invalid post i'd WHAT THIS
It is a new mechanic engineered by top level Riot executives to thwart The Resistance.

Do not give in.

[CENTER]Academi
"When Riots are not enough...
...The Resistance"
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Volkaram

Senior Member

12-26-2011

Why is this happening?
Why me?
What did I do wrong?
Why not that ***hole Bob from accounting?