Urf Memorial Contest

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JohnnyShowTime

Junior Member

04-02-2010

Ok guys, I had to power down Windows (and stop playing! hah) on my MacBook and load-up in OSX to record this, but I simply was compelled to apply myself.

Enjoy!
Wish we knew ya Urf!

(also had to make a freakin' myspace page for it : )

http://www.myspace.com/ericthere0

-ErictheRe0


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Wheelcock

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Junior Member

04-02-2010

http://img408.imageshack.us/i/urg.png/

I also wrote a haiku.

God rest his soul man
He was a manatee yo
Totally baller

RIP URG


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Strype McClaine

Junior Member

04-02-2010

I don't know if this is has been done yet...but

Ahem. It's time for a preform check

(To the tune of Danny Boy)

Oh Urf-y boy, the wick, the wick came calling
From field to field, and down the river valley
The turrets gone, an all the noobs are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you that won't re spawn.

But come ye back when timers zero
Or when the Revive's been cast
'Tis I'll be here in snow or summer map
Oh Urf-y boy, oh Urf-y boy, I miss you so.

But if this game ends up lame
If I've fed, our ach pee (hp) down to nill
You'll have no one to party with
One loss sucks, but five spells A-C-E

And I shall see, tho' soft flesh before me
And avenge the wick that wears your skin
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply queue in peace until you unlock for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc503kXq0MM
As sung by yours truly, Strype McClaine


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Krller

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Junior Member

04-02-2010

Here is my Tribute is Urf =)


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Lunatixa

Senior Member

04-02-2010

I just hope that I have more time to spend on this picture...

titled..."You were fat and we are proud of you."


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zacksbirthday

Junior Member

04-02-2010

I am hereby making a petition to bring urf back into LoL!
If you want Riot to bring back our friend then thumbs up this thread!

Urf u rox our sox
each moment without you sux <- Haiku Contest Submission for legal purposes
we want you back bad =(


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NetPyro

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Junior Member

04-02-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by ErictheRe0 View Post
Ok guys, I had to power down Windows (and stop playing! hah) on my MacBook and load-up in OSX to record this, but I simply was compelled to apply myself.

Enjoy!
Wish we knew ya Urf!

(also had to make a freakin' myspace page for it : )

http://www.myspace.com/ericthere0

-ErictheRe0
AWESOME! This guy gets my vote!


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sighence

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04-02-2010

The Night Before Urf Day
By sighence
Based on The Night Before Christmas by Henry Livingston


Twas the night before Urf Day, when all down the lane
Not a minion was stirring, leaving no gold to gain.
The champions all stood by their towers with care,
Staying back from the bushes, early ganks happen there.

One champion was nestled quite snug by the shore
Who was still unaware that there would soon be war.
He was told that today the rift would be clear,
So he went for a tour, as he’d not yet been there.

When out of the lanes there arose such a clatter,
He sprang from the river to see what’s the matter.
Soon he discovered that danger was near,
But this was a sea cow that did not know fear.

He watched from the bushes the champions last hitting
And thought, as a tour, this all was quite fitting.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a leap striking Jax, his hero was here!

With sturdy brass lamppost, still with lit wick,
Which, in his capable hands, will hit like a brick
Excitedly grasping his spatula in flipper,
Our newly met sea cow was feeling quite chipper.

“Now Mordekaiser! now, Fiddle! now, Yi!
While Jax is alone! On, Tibbers and Annie!”
“To the tower!” cried Jax. “We all must recall!
Now flash away! Flash away! Flash away all!”

The manatee joined and away they both raced,
For if they did not run they would all be aced.
So back to their nexus the champions they flew,
Jax and his lamppost, our manatee too.

Once back at the nexus Jax recognized his fan,
“Urf? I didn't think that your time had began.”
“It hasn’t,” said Urf. “I’m just looking around,
But it’s an honor to meet a champion so renowned.”

“Thank you,” said Jax. “But I have work to do.
Just try to stay safe, their team’s after you.”
Urf returned to the jungle to again look around
When out from the bushes a howl did resound.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his skin was so hairy!
His claws were like razors! his teeth were so scary!
And suddenly Urf knew what he had missed before,
In their last team attack there had only been four!

But this last mistake Urf saw just too late.
Now in the claws of a lycanthrope rests his fate.
With hardly a struggle the werewolf soon won,
While Urf was still stuck in his two second stun.

Looking over his kill the cruel Warwick did stand,
The skin of our manatee firmly in hand.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Then back to the jungle the werewolf soon fled.

But he fled with some questions, mostly just one,
“Why fight with a spatula when you have that big gun?”
But I think this would just make poor Urf feel glum,
As it’s quite hard to aim with no opposable thumb!

Just champions shed tears for a death quite unfair,
Except that jerk Warwick, Urf’s skin he will wear.
Now all will exclaim, to remember his plight,
“Happy Urf Day to all, in your memory we fight!”


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Venzael

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Friend of Urf

04-02-2010

So the plan was to borrow Billy Joel's Piano Man and play my own version for you, but I think I overestimated the capabilities of my computer's mic/camera and the time I actually had. So here's the (slightly lame - but everything sounds better sung) lyrics.

It’s twelve o’clock on April one
The regular Rioters log on
There’s a sad post on the forum
Bringing news to us: Warwick has won

It says, “Friends, Urf was slain, he’s a memory
We’re not really sure how he died
It’s got something to do with a werewolf or two
And Urf won’t witness one more tide”

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Fling us a fish, or a spatula
Fling us a fish tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a Manatee
And there’s other champions to fight

Now Jax the Armsmasters’ a friend of Urf
(And quite possibly in need of a nerf)
And he’s quick with a post, or to make you a ghost
But he’ll never discover Urf’s worth

He says “Imagine if I’d a real weapon,
Urf might still be with us today
‘Cause I’m sure that I could have saved him
We never did duel, I’m dismayed”

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Now the players read all the tributes,
The obituaries, poems and songs
And they mourn the loss of a hero
Asking “Where did it all go wrong?”

And the sadness turns into anger
And the furious comments roll in
Yet they known in their hearts that it’s pointless
But it’s better than accepting the sin

Fling us a fish, or a spatula
Fling us a fish tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a Manatee
And there’s other champions to fight


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Anga Jabroga

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Senior Member

04-02-2010

Made one without sound just in case. It does say "We OWN EVERYTHING" in the original post. So... Here it is! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbXpp3rXfh8