Urf Memorial Contest

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CoyoteStarrkk

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04-02-2010

I know you can hear me,, from the bottom of the seas,,
I know you're there,, waiting with the sirens till the end of the days
Urf you're in my heart forever and ever,, Urf only urf can call
the wrath of the sea gods,, Urf,, yes Urf you're a manateea angel

Please don't leave the league
please don't be such a *****
Oh urf,, that wolf cannot beat
you,, Urf you are in our hearts

I waited for you a long time,, since shen no other champion aid
For me you were a sealife,, i need a new champion now,, cause
you will never come back,, i hope,, the next champion rocks!!!
But Urf i'll never forget about you... Urf,, The Manatee,, you are in my heart!


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PRØTØMAN

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04-02-2010

Urf has fallen, but his memory will live on. One champion will never, ever forget.

I can't get attachments to work, the image is http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/t...ulie89/urf.jpg

Also, in the tradition of my Irish heritage, when someone is lost, we remember the good times. In Urf's honor I've written a rap ballad (again, in the Irish tradition) devoted to what Urf could have been: a Murdertee.

Flippy Floppyin' his way down to Summoner's Rift
Urf the Manatee is here and you know he's gonna drift
his way through your lane with salmon in his fin
Puttin' the man in manatee, baby, you know he's gonna win
On a quest to prove his valor to his homeboy Jax
Spatula-shankin', turns opposition into shacks
Runnin' ain't an option, can't escape Poseidon's Gaze
And he just drops 'em for the thrill, not salutations and praise
Oh s***, he's level six, his tricks bring the waterworks.
He brings his stream in an' he's reamin', no survivin' where he lurks
You life's the price you pay when he lays his Omnisplash
Urf brings the skill to make Cloud look lame as Ashe
He's the pride of the marsh, straight reppin' the everglades
All the ladies want a piece of the best champ who was ever made
So don't you dare fall for it when you see those docile eyes
There's a gangsta in that manatee, you're in for a surprise
Slayin' one, slayin' two, three, four, score an ace
Turnin' all the opposition to a total disgrace
I think it's about time to uninstall, G
'Cause nobody stands a chance against Urf the Manatee.


Rest in peace.


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BigDaddyWarBucs

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04-02-2010

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Tantricphoton

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04-02-2010

worn and bloated
your eyes no longer flicker
the dull thud of your curious blinks are gone
the warm paddle, paddle of your flipper
gone

sea cow! once brave
cresting solid puppy eyes just above the water
curious as a crocodile
as harmless as an otter

asunder, your life is torn
the sun rises to greet you
naked dawn, you are weightless
the great summoner kisses you gently

it is morning
you are gone


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Novox

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04-02-2010

who won?=


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iG0D

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04-02-2010

i think that guy at the bottom of page 26 won..his epic song was sooo beautiful


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Akwaduk

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04-02-2010

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead

Walt Whitman should win this award, imo


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Thome

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04-02-2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN-O_ItOxRo

This is my dedication to the glorious urf. Hope you guys like it.


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NetPyro

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04-02-2010

Even history's worst bad guy gets upset when he learns of Urf's demise....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXUFKNn_D0



RIP Urf! We miss you!


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Bridget

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04-02-2010

Hopefully I'm not too late. Here's my submission for the contest. Enjoy. Sorry for the bad coloring issue, my scanner is **** and if i can ill try to scan a better copy later if need be.