Urf Memorial Contest

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csirus

Senior Member

04-02-2010

URF RAP

Urf was the sh*t
Even though he had Mits (man ti*s)
He ran into summoners rift
After working the night shift

He was too tired to Fight
After working all Night
Warwick took Advantage
He was too much to Manage

Wick clawed him in the Face
Urf started running towards Base
His partners were Noobs
And just watched him get owned and sat therr like HURR DURR, look at urf getting owned by Warwick, im just gonna sit here like a ****** and cause I suck and plus I’m fightin jungle monsters and have to kill them b4 I can help my partners, pfft one has to take advantage of wick not being in the jungle…

(sorry bout tiff, moving on)

Urf used to love to Surf
Now hes just a Surf and Turf
Warwick sux big Dic*
KILL THAT FUC*ING PRI**

Thanks, hope you enjoyed


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RE Bantos

Senior Member

04-02-2010

A haiku, to honor Urf.

"O Urf, you are gone

Now the disguise of a wolf

Did you taste like fish?"


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Rogue Champion

Junior Member

04-02-2010

Why Take Urf?


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Bocalion

Member

04-02-2010

Here is my drawing dedicated to our Urf ...


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CouchofHeaven

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Member

04-02-2010

This is my rough drawing of a comic on how sad Urf had died :'(


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vlidark

Friend of Urf

04-02-2010

Here is my entry for the Urf Memorial Contest. I made it in Photoshop in three hours.

Good luck to all contestants.

Vlidark


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Rogue Champion

Junior Member

04-02-2010

Why wick why?!?!!?!?!

Why didn't you spare urf!!!!!!!!!

Why?!!??!!?!?!?!?


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Killerfang

Junior Member

04-02-2010

A heart is not a child's toy
To eventually break and be tossed away
No my dear, dear, manatee
The loss stings my soul
And can only bring tears to my eyes
A heart is a beautiful flower To be preserved, and cared for Riot hurt you like winter's chilly winds and icy snow falls
The heart is not gone for it flourishes again to be admired
With the Warwick skin spring has come again

Miss ya Urf


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uzsibox

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Senior Member

04-02-2010

Urf, the Manatee a poem by uzsi

Urf was once the best,
The best of all heroes,
but in the end
he was eaten by a big bad wolf.

He had the ability to
Flippy Floppy,
Dealing terrible terrible
damage
to anyunluckybody.

He the one and only
Could remove the fog of war.
He was the only who could intagib
From not so afar.

And the mighty Omnisplash,
thy should fear it all.
It could even slow minions
That were killed afar.

He was swift like a deamon,
Cruising thru water.
He could make himself attractive:
Even female Manatees digged her.

But after a week or so,
came the grim day,
when urf perished,
and riot made my day.

Oh thy grim Riot,
Making cruel jokes on us:
Introducing an awsome heroe
just for laughs.


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zFREAK

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Junior Member

04-02-2010

My short poem

:: URF, No More ::

The bravest of sea cows,
URF was his name.
A spatula and fish,
weapons for the game.

Merrily he marched,
wading through waters not so calm.
A stranger along the way,
mislead URF with his charm.

URF the innocent,
offered fish for the hungry.
Instead of a 'thank you',
the stranger attacked without mercy.

Now he lies bruised and bleeding,
the stranger hatched another plan.
"URF, no more" he claimed,
and dawned the manatee as a skin.

Marching into battle,
he announced to the League:
"I am Warwick, slayer of the manatee!"

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* subject to future editing *