Urf Memorial Contest

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Dr Insano

Junior Member

04-01-2010

The Epic of Urf, The Manatee, Sea Cow of our hearts.
May you graze eternally, my boy.



1.
C知on my boy, c知on my boy gank with me as e弾r
C知on my boy, c知on my boy gank with me together
Urf my boy, stay with me, forever
Urf my boy, today is your day

2.
C知on Urf my boy, today is our day
A day of fools, a day of laughs
But today is our day, my boy

3.
So c知on my boy, stay with me
And we値l come through this, together
C知on my boy, today is our day

4.
Thick or thin we値l win
Charge with me, my boy, to whatever end
C知on my boy, and we値l have no cowards
We値l stay together, friends to the end


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Nightskyx

Senior Member

04-01-2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cplTUuZUtFo

my vid agian becuse my place holder was owned by trolls. I <3 you troll so cute and clueless.


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baller07

Junior Member

04-01-2010

that is not who he realy is, he is much more buff, caring, and fit then that.
you have seriously just insulted Urf
i hope you die painfuly
Long live Urf


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Corision

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Urf, the fake character "No one saw coming".


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Agoraphobia

Junior Member

04-01-2010

Why Warwick, why art thou so cruel. You couldn't wait for Urf to become a hero of everyone's dream, but instead, thou hath had to jump him when he wasn't looking, engorge on his innards, and keep his skin as a suit to be worn. Urf was going to be some lovable creature and I loved the very idea in mine heart. Urf, you will never be forgotten as long as I exist.


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Swakke

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Recruiter

04-01-2010

Urf our beloved Manatee


In shallow waters they live,
But not for long,
For they are endangered,
(Why I am singing this song)
These big friendly creatures,
With a flat paddle-shaped tail,
Are all dying off,
So please choose to sail!!!
For motor boats are hurting them,
Scarring them for life,
Cutting them with motors,
Which feels like being
stabbed with a knife.
Something has to be done,
To help these creatures in the blue,
Everyone can pitch in,
Including me and you.

*cries* Urf i miss you! May you rest in piece(s), I still have your skin!
your friend Swakke

PS: *mangles Warwick up*... grrrr


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Simcow

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Senior Member

04-01-2010

It痴 called a road, it痴 a Watery Road
It is a road that you go
It痴 called a road, it痴 called a Watery Road
And you will know when you get there

It痴 called a road, it痴 called a Watery Road
It is a road that you go
It痴 a road that you go when you die

It痴 a road called Watery Road
It痴 a road that we池e all gonna go
It痴 a road called Watery Road
It痴 got Urf: Manatatee, Sion, and Mundo
It痴 a road called Watery Road
It痴 a road we池e all gonna go
We値l go

It痴 Watery Road
It痴 where you go
when you die
it痴 Watery Road
I値l miss you again, Urf-friend!!!!!!!!!!!!
It痴 Watery Road
It痴 where you go
when you die
it痴 Watery Road
I値l miss you again
On Watery Road


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Glaricion

Senior Member

04-01-2010

DON'T BE FOOLED BY RIOT!
Don't you remember that all heroes respond?
Jax had over 200 consecutive wins, you don't see a huge list of dead heroes.


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Churchy

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Friend of Urf

04-01-2010

My entry, Lost Without Urf

It took thirteen minutes to end the world,
a rickety ship with its sails unfurled.

The sun was gone, veiled with shadow,
no sight but unending darkness to know.
And in that night, those ever darkened skies,
lightning struck and shined on eyes
filled with drops from rain or tears
from stormy weather or darkest fears.
Urf was gone, they cried in sorrow,
done in by some warwick fellow.

It took thirteen minutes to break that vessel,
created by two years labor and tussle.

The rock was shattered, and anchor snapped:
the line which was cast and ne'er came back.
And the lighthouse which should then guide these souls?
Before they crash, wither, die upon those shoals?
Its tower dark and now was still,
the ever-burning flame reduced to nil.
Oh by Gods of the League, why take Urf?
A good and kind heart to the death from birth?

It took thirteen minutes to destroy that boat,
to splinter the oars and drill holes in oak.

The light which had saved and guided before,
piercing the shadows to reach all those poor
and unfortunate fools who find themselves lost,
staring down fountains without pennies to toss,
now stood empty and dark as hells unspoken,
the beacon of hope now shattered and broken.
And without our Urf to pick up his fish,
Warwick, you mongrel, you've broken our wish.

It took thirteen minutes to drown the ark,
which was built to last and leave its mark.

And so upon this dark and stormy sea,
with waves crashing and thrashing upon my ship and me,
the world did break and crumble all around,
mouth open to scream but I made no such sound.
The hull did crack, and then shatter too,
the ship did sink and pull me through
the dark depths of sorrow and despair,
the empty plane known only as nowhere.

It took thirteen minutes to shatter the whole,
for darkness to take the spirit and smother the soul.

Salt burned my eyes and I could not breathe,
unable to die but unable to leave.
While the waves crashed on above my head,
the stillness and calm weighed upon me like lead,
no lights in this place of dreary disgust,
no feelings of glee, anger, or lust
ever came again to visit with me
in my place at the dark depths of the lonely sea.

It took but a few minutes to flay him bare,
to feast on his innards and get more than your share.

So whereto now do we go?
Without the Urf who lit our souls?
When I look upon the rift of summoners,
and see no Urf in the shoals?
What joy in life can there ever be,
Without yours or mine, the one and only,
joyous and plump, the sole one I see,
Urf, that perfect and cute manatee.

My hand comes empty when I reach for his fin,
so my resolve will be pure when I shred Warwick's skin.


For Urf,
-Churchey


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Skywalk

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Senior Member

04-01-2010

Last night, near my house i heard some urf! and moo!,
Im pretty sure i heard a loup-garou
My friend urf was on his way to league of legends
To bad for him he took a wrong turn.
Instead of turning left he went right,
Too bad sea cows arent very bright
I heard some gatling, brawling and fish flying,
Big fight in the woods was happening,
Until it degenerate on my property,
The alarm sound of the barn of my system security,
Pickup my gun and lets check it out,
Oh Urf hai, oups not, a wolf, he's going to get me nao.

P.s.: sorry my poor english