Urf Memorial Contest

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Rodz

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04-01-2010

Rofl


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Radoz

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04-01-2010

Lo, For 'twas Urf whom we all waited for,
Urf was the Lord of the Seas, The king of Sea-Cows,
An' truly the one we all held first and foremost in our hearts.

For his place was cruely taken, yea, not by the depths, but by Wolf.
A blur of gray, A blur of death, But Lord Urf, did not quake with fear,
For with Fish, With Spatula, Urf fought the gray menace back,
He smote around hisself in such ferocity that all but one could stand.

A low trick, a quick bite, All that Urf did not expect,
For when the Scent of Blood arose Urf had no chance,
The beast, a mighty one, called out as a hunter, he lunged forth once more;
And the beast, called Warwick, was hungry, and with a strike befitting of that hunger,
Urf was, gravely wounded.

But Lo! For Urf still fought on in his weakened state.

The Lord of the Seas fought on, he made the land shake with the battle, 'Twas so ferocious.
For with Flips and Flops, strikes of massive magnitude, Urf did deliver a devastating blow:
The fabled splash, the Omnisplash, did make the beast doubt itself, and Urf saw the advantage, He delivered a massive Flopping Strike. And the beast howled, injured but not defeated-The beast disappeared to the bushes.

With the aid of Poseidon did King Urf gaze upon the bushes, and did see the beast.
But Urf was not prepared, for with Infinite Duress did the beast strike,
And Urf was stunned, the beast ravaging him.

And so it came to pass, that with a mighty bellow of defiance did Urf, he who was first and foremost amongst our hopes, did pass away.
And the beast--Barbaric and feral as it was, still ravaged the body of our lord, hollowing him out.
And so came to pass the death of he whom was kept warm in our hearts, but the beast did not care for us.

For without thought, without care, and without honor, Warwick made a suit of Urf's magnificent hide.
And truly, if this is not cause for grief, then what is?
For now all us faithful Urfians must rise up and strike the beast; Revenge we must have upon the wolf known as Warwick!

Every road has its end, Even the Big Blue Watery Road.

GOOD NIGHT
SWEET URF
AND MAY A FLIGHT OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THINE REST
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A song to Urf--Based off of I'm the Only Gay Eskimo, By either Tenacious D or Corky and the Juice Pigs, there is much debate about it.(I'm giving credit to them.)
Uses the same tune.
Original song for tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thoi5MguscY

I'm the only manatee, I'm the only champion, I'm the only Manatee, In the League.

I go out jungling with Soraka, but all I want to do is kill the Dragon

I'm the only Manatee, In the League.

Well, Me and Warwick went out ganking, But Me I think he might kill me!

I'm the only Manatee, In the League.

I made a wish on Baron Nashor, That I could buy a decent set of Warden's Mail,

I'm the only Manatee, In the League.

And the fans they cry now, Why God, Why!?

This battle is long, it's taking its toll, I even get excited when I use Omnisplash!
Use Omnisplaaash...

I'm the only Manatee(Only Manatee!) I'm the only Champion(I'm the only Champion!) I'm the only Manatee, In the League.

Now like the Riot Team would sing it!

I'm the only Manatee, I'm the only Champion, I'm the only Manatee, In the League!

Now like Zilean!

I'm the only Manatee, I'm the only Champion, I'm the only Manatee, In the League!

Now like Baron Nashor from Summoner's Rift!

I'm the only Manatee, Tee Tee! I'm the only Champion, I'm the only Manatee, In the Lea-Lea-League!

Like Warwick!
I'm going to eat Urf!
I've got a Last Whisper!
Hungeringstrike.
Hunter's Call Crit Bloodscentpops.
Huh!?

Infinite Duress fits in there somehow as well.
That Lizard Buff was good.

I'm the Only Manatee!(Warwick ate me!) I'm only Champion!(He's wearing...) I'm the only Manatee, In the League!!!

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Hells First Yawn

Junior Member

04-01-2010

Why, Must We All Go

Life Ebbing Back And Forth To And Fro
The Old Dying So The New Can Grow
And When You Fight Death You Only Stall
Because There Is No Winning This Endless Brawl

Death Is Eternal, And We Are Not
He Will Live On, While We Rot
But Not All Is So Dull And Dreary
Donít Let These Thoughts Leave You Weary

Because While You Still Around
With Your Life You Can Do Something Profound
You Could Write A Book, Or Change The World
And Watch As The Pedals Of Your Become Unfurled

So Live Life Free, And Live Life Strong
Because Life Is Short And You Donít Have Long
So Now You Know Why We Must All Go
Because If We Didnít Others Wouldnít Have The Chance To Grow


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james2009

Junior Member

04-01-2010

URF URF URF I LIKE YOU
URF URF URF YOU ARE MY FRIEND
URF URF URF I WILL KILL Warwick FOR YOU

URF VS WARWICK
3
2
1
GO
WARWICK ATTACKING URF
BUT URF IS COUNTRATTACK WARWICK
AND URF ATTACK HIM AND KILL HIM
URF WIN
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firebrand37

Friend of Urf

04-01-2010

I tribute to both Don McLean's immortal American Pie
And URF, that epic manatee guy.




A long long time ago
I can still remember
A manatee used to make me smile
He knew if he had his chance
He and and jax would do a dance
And they would both pwn baddies, for a while
But aprils 1st it made me shiver
With every thread that that I considered
Sad news on the homepage
It couldnít wait one more day

I canít remember if I cried
When I read about his shredded hide
Warwick had him deep inside
The day, that Urf, did die

So bye-bye awesome manatee guy
Swam a long way to the league
Just to go off and die
Warwick appeared and dashed real quick and real spry
Screaming, all sea cows here are going to die

Did you hear about Urfís epic love
And how he held Jax high above?
His spatula, it proved it so.
Against Urf and Jax all would be roll,
But now Poseidon holds his mortal soul
Warwicks infinite duress did, take a toll

We all were in love with him
wanted to do an omnisplash with him,
and we loved his grayish hues
But now we all just have the blues

Now in warwicks teeth, his flesh is stuck
Hungering strike hit him like a truck
Today he was just out of luck
The day, that urf, did die

So now Iím sayin,
bye-bye awesome manatee guy
Swam a long way to the league
Just to go off and die
Warwick appeared and dashed real quick and real spry
Screaming, all the sea cows here have to die

So til next year, we are on our own
As Warwick chews on manatee bones
But thatís not how it has to be
So Riot please give him back to me
Just let him respawn on my team
His death is just not as it seems

So today, when we arenít looking around
Go ahead and reverse our frowns
When your meeting is adjourned
Urf will be returned!
And though blood scent really found the mark
This day wont have to be so dark
This day, that Urf, did die

So now Iím sayin,
bye-bye awesome manatee guy
Swam a long way to the league
Just to go off and die
Warwick appeared, and dashed real quick and real spry
Screaming, all the sea cows here have to die


I will edit this is I come up with more verses...


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hellshroud

Junior Member

04-01-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by 101981237645 View Post
Completely original.

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time

All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Or wasted it all just to watch URF go

I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
LOL this is a copy of a lyric from a band... nice try original


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DreadPirateInigo

Junior Member

04-01-2010

By the way, when i said that about Nashor, i meant that was how amazing Urf was, he could do that.


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Vance

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Urf, thine spatula and fish were strong.
You gave hope to all who summon.
When they called to where you belong,
The bards shall forever be strumminí.

No longer would we see your face
Except hidden on-top a head,
The one who scored his biggest ace.
Warwick who slew you and soon fled.

While you serve as a trophy now,
Forever, beloved, sea cow.



Just a poem I wrote in memory of Urf.


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Yugthrad

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Ode to a fallen hero.
Urf the King of Surf

There was once a king of the sea.
Whose exploits never surprised me.
He was the king of the surf
Whose name was urf,
And died the way he lived; in the nude.


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Asuka Hanachi

Senior Member

04-01-2010

So... Here it goes.

Urf, that happy manatee,
Urf, that loss of sanity.
He's missed,
He's gone,
He's lost,
Soon to be burrowed 7 feet down.

Whether the weather will hold,
Whether the tether which holds our trapped feelings will so so bold.
Bold,
To break,
To tear,
To make itself fool's gold in our eyes.

A waterfall, cascading so sudden.
A waterfall, cascading so blue.
A waterfall, as if it were our very eyes.
Dejected, this feeling I feel.
Loss, surrounding all sides.
Despair, as it settles in it clamps tight to my chest.
Acceptance, this feeble attempt to move on.
Our hearts, division is emminent, the crack will never be filled.

Never to be forgotten, never again.
His loss was was just too much, too much to bear.
As if we lost a piece of our hearts, we'll miss you.
Urf. Urf the Manatee.