Urf Memorial Contest

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Glink

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04-01-2010

Oh fair Urf.
We miss though so.
Though dwelled in the waters below...
Though didnt know...
Of thy wretched warwick...
Oh fair urf...

Our hearts rest upon your soul, oh fair urf,
Thy rests upon thy warwick,
Fish or spatula, which one would I pick?
Oh fair urf...


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ChaosXan

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Senior Member

04-01-2010

Alas, poor Urf! I knew him, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.


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Zelos

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Friend of Urf

04-01-2010

UPDATE: NEW SONG AVAILABLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27C0_gXXN8

Credits:
Singing: Zorplex
Lyrics: Cirrusstrafe, Zelos, Zorplex
Video/Editing: Zelos

Manatee's Dream: A freeform poem - By Zelos

I had a dream
I would become the king of Manatees
I would fight demons and dragons
and mad jesters too

With fish and spatula
I take all challengers
I will be the best
like no one ever was

I made it to the top
I would meet my rival
But in the bushes
comes a end to my success
in the form
of infinite duress


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Karrow

Junior Member

04-01-2010

It was not long ago we thought you would be a playable Champion, Urf, but before we had time to see your brimming face you were harshly ripped from our hearts. It is today that humanity cries for their fallen comrade, today that the champions of the League dawn silent, becuase today, we have lost a friend...

Urf, you will forever dwell in our hearts and keep us warm.

And you'll definitely keep Warwick warm.


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myroprax

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04-01-2010

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Helidead09

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04-01-2010

Oh, poor Urf, whom we all loved so dear.
If only you could still be here.

For one day, war arrived, and wick was his name.
Fresh blood on his claws, death be his game.

With a snarl on his face, and bloodlust in his eyes.
'Twas he who brought about Urfs eventual demise.

He howled, drool and foam spewing from his snout.
For he was ready for the upcoming bout.

Urf turned and saw who was charging upon him.
And knew that the outcome would be quite grim.

He charged forward, spatula raised, with determination in his eye.
And declared, with no fear in his voice, "I'm prepared to die!".

They met, these two foes, in the river bend.
And they fought, each others life trying to end.

One with a spatula, the other with claws.
One with a fish, the other with jaws.

They fought, on end, forever it seemed.
No one had the upper hand, until WarWick screamed.

So feral it sounded, and Urf knew what it meant.
WarWick had caught it, that ****ing bloodscent.

Urf tried to hold his ground, and bravely he fought.
But against this latest barrage, he knew it was in naught.

For, finally, there was one fatal blow.
And this is the source of our unrelenting woe.

As Urf lay dying, pooling in his own blood.
And his heart was giving its final thump and final thud.

He declared, with his dying breath.
"I fought valiantly, so I welcome death!"

And sadly this is how the tale ends.
Urf, our hero, now to the beyond he ascends.


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Yashamaru Shigo

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Holy **** win.


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Astherial

Member

04-01-2010

Urf Mighty king of the sea cows
How your loss brings a tear below my brow
Ripped from us in the prime of your youth
Well warwicks picks pieces of you from his k 9 tooth
You will be missed and remember
I loved you even before you were dismembered
Your corpse warwick may bare
But I shall ruo him a new one as a summoner playing Udyr
Og Urf Though you are gone your memory will go on
As a playable character which riot had once wronged
FIN


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2 Vaynez

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Recruiter

04-01-2010

This is awesome!


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Nafez

Member

04-01-2010

can i send in a video of me flame throwering a manatee? will i win?! cus i think its the most original!!!!