Funniest one liners you have heard

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PartyPois√łn

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04-24-2011

"Brb, smoking it up before I play. I've never played this game w/o a blunt." I think it was a Singed. He did extraordinarily well.


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redPANDA

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04-24-2011

another one my buddy sent me in email form was that he was in a game and was raging on an ally. and the ally's response was

Jeff Jew is my room mate. He'll get you banned man.


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Maelwen

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04-24-2011

"Sorry guys going AFK, taking a ****"
(Kennen having trouble against Akali + Shen on lane): "You guys are flippin' ninjas!"
GP after cleansing Malz's ulti and then 1-shot finising him: "Yo-ho and a bottle of rum!"


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Unicorn Giggles1

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04-24-2011

Better armour up, AD karth is on the way


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Sunaka

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04-24-2011

Me: This eve must be from korea

Eve: You japanese xin zhao suck


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PurpleFlames

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Anivia yelling at me for not chasing someone, even though I was a lvl 4 sona.

"why didnt you chase"
"I don't do damage, I'm sona."
"Oh, you should've told me that"

And, from the same Anivia
"I can't handle mid, Sona swap"
I mean, why give Sona mid?

Also, before the downvotes and the people saying "Sona can do damage!" Lvl 2 hymn of valor does about 100 damage on a 6 second CD, while having no CDR or AP. Lvl 4 sona CANNOT do damage.


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Quzi

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Teemo geting chased by the whole team : PEACE


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Sisaroth

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04-24-2011

after a disconnect: "my cat attacked my ethernet cable"


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PurpleFlames

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04-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ITS PrinnyDood View Post
From a Lee Sin player...

"I MUST APPEASE THE TURRET GODS!"

He ran out to mid, died at Mid Turret. He uses Revive, runs back out, dies JUST as the enemy ryze gets there.

Ryze: "lol, this match is going to be easy mode."

Lee Sin goes 18-1-13 and they surrendered 27 minutes in.
You sure it aint 2 deaths?


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MrPogara

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04-24-2011

Kinda long standoff in center lane at enemy team's inner turret, zilean on my team:

"Ult's up, do something stupid"