@Phreak , my new husband.

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Yoruichi

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03-13-2011

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Preak, get to it. Literally throwing herself at you.


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Montford

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03-13-2011

OP is cute


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SquirrelCommando

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03-13-2011

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I'm not sure you understand the meaning of grenade.
Because she is not one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grenade

It's not gross.


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B1GD1KBAND1T

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I'm not sure you understand the meaning of grenade.
Because she is not one.
She is a grenade, Not even the guys of Jersey Shore have low enough standards to touch that even if she paid them.


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Queen Toffee

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03-13-2011

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Preak, get to it. Literally throwing herself at you.
Only a noob would pass up such an offer.


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ManiacPixie

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LOL only if he's a virgin *****.

Seriously. You think DANCE MASTER PHREAK would fall for you just because you let him put it in you?

Girl that will honestly never happen.

You can dream / hope but if you want to marry him you probably have to live by him and you probably have to date him.

What I suggested was that he fully take advantage of you. Hit it then quit it.
Maybe I'll be just that amazing ;D


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kijik

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03-13-2011

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One time and he could fall inlove.
awww you're cute, all young and hopeful, yeah....no man(read: MAN, not ******, not virgin[though of course after not so much a virgin], not socially inept, real man, dude who supports himself, has goals, and has ways of achieving them) would ever fall in love with a chick over one night. Sorry n ****.

Oh, and Unicorn...yikes..just...yikes..

PS: this thread proves fangirls are worse than fanboys >_> Fanboys just avidly defend that which they are fans of on forums and other mediums, while occasionally doing something else slightly off like cosplay or something to that effect. Fangirls wanna get married to that which they are a fanatic of. Holy ****, life changing decisions, bad things.

PSS: No chick is that amazing in the sack, NONE. (well...cept like...some porn stars which I won't name, there's potential in those, but then again any sensible guy wouldn't marry it simply for the fact that there would be some serious marital issues having to do with her work causing infidelity by default.


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ManiacPixie

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Preak, get to it. Literally throwing herself at you.
;D


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TheOneTheOnlyNSC

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I'm not sure you understand the meaning of grenade.
Because she is not one.
A grenade is the target's friend. The target being an attractive girl who you want to hook up with. The idea behind the grenade is she'll counter your game by being stupid and ugly.

Grenades are total cockblocks.

They're called grenades because a wing-man is supposed to distract the undesirable so that the target is unprotected or "Jump on the grenade" as goes the story of soldiers smothering grenade blasts with their bodies, saving their friends at the expense of themselves.


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xinnen

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03-13-2011

You guys acting like Phreak doesn't have a girlfriend...