Blitzcrank makes the cover of Mid Lane Magazine!

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ByronicHero

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02-25-2011
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Ever since his state of the art hotrod copters swooped off the assembly lines, Heimerdingerís famous Custom Shop has been basking in the limelight. But we here at Mid Lane Magazine werenít satisfied with simply believing the hype. We decided to present old Heimy with a real challenge.

We took our largest, most gigantic Great Steam Golem down to the Custom Shop to see what the Revered Inventor was really made of. We expected him to be intimidated, but the moment we walked in the door his face lit up. From that moment we knew he was up to the challenge, and we just couldnít wait to see our old friend Blitzcrank get the royal treatment.

The first thing that we noticed was the finish. Gone were the dings and soot-stains that come from a career of heavy lifting, replaced by a superb paint job that positively emanated speed and performance. A shiny chrome grill glinted in the sunlight, a great compliment to the sleek new exhaust systems.

But the real test was yet to come. We fired it up and the exhaust just roared, giving you that satisfying feeling of a true performance machine. A set of performance tires had replaced the legs, and they gripped the lane for a silky-smooth ride, even when we kicked it into full overdrive.

Our brand new Piltover Customs Blitzcrank hit the mark across the board. If you were still skeptical about whether or not Heimerdinger could live up to his reputation, allow me to put your mind at ease. Take your Golem in for a tune-up today!


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Whist

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02-25-2011

Chinese super sexual eve shopped in...wut...

Will buy skin.


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Argilla

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02-25-2011

i love eve


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Wrenchmen

02-25-2011

O.o


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02-25-2011

underboob is best boob?


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Buizel

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02-25-2011

legendary?

What's with the quality of that picture... :\


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Raseiko

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02-25-2011

Someone's about to get fisted. xD


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Arkadiann

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02-25-2011

Autobots, Roll out.


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Surgentia

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02-25-2011

He should get new sound effects.
And how the hell does she fit in his palm ~.~


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JapaneseBearDad

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02-25-2011

New champion approaches?


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