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Enmiand

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02-20-2011

So, I'm off my break. Here you have a gap filler for the first big question unanswered in our thread: what the **** happened with Evelynn after the first story? Laser68 already wrote about this, but I decided I needed to post my own version of the events. Take this as part of my TF saga; while Laser's story should be recognized as the mainstream one.
Hope you enjoy it :3


PICK A CARD I: NEWFOUND GLORY


Author's note: The following events take place after the end of "Ninja Love Means Business" and before "Who framed Mr. Kaiser?". After the whole Ashe fraud, Evelynn had gone missing. Twisted Fate, who at that time was working for the Demacian Police Department, quitted his job to look for her. He spent 8 months and found nothing but dead ends. Eventually, he came back to the city, heartbroken and dissapointed. It's been over a year since then and he now is working in his Private Detective business with little sucess.



- Singed's Bar. TF is at the bar, his head low and his eyes hidden underneath his hat, with a drink in his hand and several empty glasses sorrounding him. Singed is at the back, cleaning and trying to talk to him -

Singed: (Shaking him a bit) Twisted, hey, Twisted. Wake up.

TF: (Severely drunk) I am awake.. stop pushing me...

Singed: I think you had enough.

TF: (Missing a punch) Don't touch my drink! I paid... for it!

Singed: (Puts the glass away) Still, I think you should go home.

TF: (Sighs) I don't want... to go there.... It's so empty....

Singed: (Feeling sorry for him) It's been over a year man. Maybe its time to move on.

TF: (Tearing up) You think so?

Singed: (Nods) I do. She probably is somewhere else having a good life. You should try to do the same.

TF: (About to cry) But..

Singed: Go home man. Sleep it over.

- TF noticed the whole bar was already empty. He then stood up and made his way out following the wall. Singed watched him leave and sighed -

Singed: (Cleaning a table) Poor guy.

- Somehow TF managed to reach his apartment/office, layed down on the couch/bed and closed his eyes. The image of Eve jumped right back into his head, so he stood up again and went to the bathroom to wash his face. While contemplating his image in the mirror, he started to talk to himself -

TF: (Eyes red and mouth dry) Should I move on?

Mirror TF: Don't ask me. I'm just your reflection.

TF: Then help me god **** it! It's been so long...

Mirror TF: Feeling lonely, uh?

TF: **** right I feel lonely! She just... dissapeared. I mean... she's always been very shady about her business, but she never did this to me... Going away like that...

Mirror TF: You're hurt man, that's your problem.

TF: (Yelling) I'm ****ing heartbroken! I feel as if she just... dumped me and didn't even have the courtesy of telling me why.

Mirror TF: Well, you were fighting a lot before she went away...

TF: (Remembers) Maybe she did dump me...

Mirror TF: Hey, I'm just a product of your imagination, I don't know.

TF: Should I move on? Should I let my heart be free again?

- But this time no answer came from the glass. Its was just him, eyes puffed and teary. He realized he wasn't going to get anything straight that night, so he laid down there, on the floor, and passed away with his head over the toilet.-

- The next morning he had a terrible hangover but still managed to get up and dress before going out. He promised Udyr he was going to help him... in something, he couldn't remember. With a low pace and a sad look, he went down to the street. The sunlight blinded him for a second while he made his way down to Udyr's new business: a small, yet highly decorated and fancy place. Not knowing what he was getting into, he opened the door. Udyr was there -

Udyr: (Nervous as hell) Twisted! Thank god you made it! (Hugs him).

TF: (Looking around) What is this place Udyr? What did you build here?

Udyr: (Smiling, opens his arms) Welcome to Demacia's Utopia!

TF: (Surprised) You... built a casino!?

Udyr: (Proud) I certainly did, and its going to be the best casino in all of Demacia within a few years! (In a lower voice) Or I really hope so, since I asked for a pretty big loan to get this done.

TF: (Uncomfortable) Udyr... I don't know if I'm the best person to have around in a casino....

Udyr: How come?

TF: Well... ahem.... Don't you remember I used to have some... errrrr... serious gambling issues?

Udyr: Oh, that! (gestures like its nothing) Don't worry buddy! I have the perfect job for you! (Grabs him by the shoulder and guides him over to a small secluded area where a bunch of PC's are connected over a nice fancy table).

TF: What is this?

Udyr: This, my friend, is something I invented, called "Tele-Black Jack". Basically, its your usual blackjack, but you play with people over the internet in a live casino-like enviorment. Neat, uh? You can go to the casino without ever leaving your house!

TF: (Confused) And you need me for...?

Udyr: You'll be the croupier, of course.

TF: (With an annoyed look) You're kidding me, right?

Udyr: No, I'm not. Look, you need a steady source of income, and even if I can't pay you "right now", I eventually will. And to keep you away from the tables, I've set up this perfectly secluded place for you to work on. You'll barely hear what's happening at the other side of that door, so, no temptation, right?

TF: You're a snake, you know that?

Udyr: (Laughing) That's a stance I haven't mastered yet, but thanks!

TF: So... what do you want me to do now?

Udyr: Oh, didn't I tell you? It's opening night. We start running business in an hour, so you better get dressed and start working. Good luck! (Leaves)

TF: (Eyes staring with malice at the door) God **** you Udyr.... If it wasn't because I'm pretty much starving right now... (Sighs) Ok, I better get this done quickly.

- The hour passed by rather quickly. The inauguration was a sucess and the place was packed within the first few minutes of its opening. All the demacian jet set was there. Laughs, drinks passing from hand to hand, everything was a party... except the Tele-Blackjack cubicle, where a lonely croupier dealed cards with a resigned look of impotence -

TF: (Monotone) Twelve, sir.

AvariceBlade15: Hit me.

TF: (Flipping the next card) King. Twenty two.

AvariceBlade15: God **** it you ****ing cheater! I saw you picking that card on purpouse...

TF: (Reading the chat window with little interest) I'm sorry sir, would you like some chips to continue playing?

AvariceBlade15: ........ Ok.

- It was like that the whole night. Players came to the chat room to play and when they were broke, they left. A few recognized TF over the camera and laughed at him, while others just treated him like he was a simple croupier. He dealt the cards with majesty, accustomed to their pressence in his hands, but every second he stood there dealing for strangers he couldn't even see, he felt more and more the urge of running away and spend money on the slot machines or the roulette. But he knew better. He remained in his spot, feeling anxious and tired, until around 5:00 am when Udyr told him it was time to close the tables. He was the first one to do it, so while the others croupiers where busy taking drunks to the street or cashing chips for the customers, TF sat on his tiny chair and stared at the empty chat room window while playing with his cards.-

SexyRogue: Hey.

TF: (Realizing someone just entered the chat room, he put his cards away and adopted his croupier stance) I'm sorry, we're closing --

SexyRogue: (Interrupting him) I know you. Twisted Fate, right? You used to work for the League of Legends.

TF: (Sighing) I did.

SexyRogue: You were really good.

TF: (Surprised and flattered) Wow... I mean, thank you.

SexyRogue: Why did you leave?

TF: It's not like I left. They kicked me out when I told them I was going away for a few months.

SexyRogue: And they haven't taken you back again?

TF: I haven't really tried to get back again...

SexyRogue: How come?

TF: Well... I'm in a bad place right now, to be honest. I don't think I could handle the stress.

SexyRogue: Awwww... poor thing. I feel for you : (

TF: Thank you... (realizing he knew nothing of this new person) And who am I talking to?

SexyRogue: Let's just leave it as "Rogue", K?

TF: And what about the sexy part? (He smiled, feeling every muscle in his mouth like he hadn't in months).

SexyRogue: Oh, I'm sexy alright ; P

TF: (Laughs) I bet you --

Udyr: (Showing his head up from the door) Twisted! We're closing! Shut that **** thing and help me lock the slot machines! (Leaves)

TF: (Sighs)

SexyRogue: Looks like I talked to you in a bad moment...

TF: It's.. work... (feeling something in his gut) But, hey, why don't you come in tomorrow? I'll be here.

SexyRogue: Really? Well, I don't have much money ... : (

TF: Don't worry. I can chat with you, no charge.

SexyRogue: Teheehee... I would like that.

TF: It's settled then. I'll see you tomorrow.

SexyRogue: Great : )

- Just before TF was about to turn off the PC, a flashing message appeared in the window for just a split second. He tried to catch it, but the PC went black right after it appeared, leaving him sitting alone in his dark cubicle. He could swear he read the word "legends" before it dissapeared...He walked back to his home that night feeling completely tired, but for some reason, he smiled and had a good day's sleep; the first one in months. -


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FriskyKitty

Senior Member

02-20-2011

So it has been requested several times that someone should make a list of all the characters and their personalities ... sort of like a mini-idea of who they are in a nutshull.

Well... I have attempted the task... I am asking though that ALL authors that have established a character help me out though... I have started the thread but I wasn't brave enough to do them all on a whim. Please find the characters you write about and post it up in reply so that I can add them to the list!!




http://thelolfansite.verticalorbit.c...5&Itemid=2#345




^ ALL AUTHORS GO THERE PLEASE!


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squishy10000

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02-20-2011

i have a question, im new at this and i wanted to start a story of my own and i was wondering if you would read an alistar, janna bit. i wanted to do maokia at first but he was taken but i got inspired a bit and thought of this. i wont tell you what its about but i know the title "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" tell me if you like =3 if you do i will write it then X3

(im not the most confident lol)


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FriskyKitty

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02-20-2011

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Originally Posted by squishy10000 View Post
i have a question, im new at this and i wanted to start a story of my own and i was wondering if you would read an alistar, janna bit. i wanted to do maokia at first but he was taken but i got inspired a bit and thought of this. i wont tell you what its about but i know the title "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" tell me if you like =3 if you do i will write it then X3

(im not the most confident lol)
Remember I have a 5 year old daughter so I know beauty and the beast like the back of my hand!
I would be amused by such a skit, provided you keep Alistair in the police department.

You have my +1.


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squishy10000

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02-20-2011

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Remember I have a 5 year old daughter so I know beauty and the beast like the back of my hand!
I would be amused by such a skit, provided you keep Alistair in the police department.

You have my +1.
well its the title ; ) i dont think im ganna go full disney on you guys lol and i think alistar is perfect the way he is =)


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Decagon

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02-21-2011

The link to my Character Profile of my world : http://thelolfansite.verticalorbit.c...d=347&Itemid=2

It talks about..

-Champion's Character
-Super Villains
-Introduction to 'The Great Seven'


-Decagon's Profile
-Enmiand's Profile

REQUESTING TO MAKE IT A STICKY ! Thanks, R3d1ps !


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BlarghFlargha

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02-21-2011

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Originally Posted by squishy10000 View Post
i have a question, im new at this and i wanted to start a story of my own and i was wondering if you would read an alistar, janna bit. i wanted to do maokia at first but he was taken but i got inspired a bit and thought of this. i wont tell you what its about but i know the title "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" tell me if you like =3 if you do i will write it then X3

(im not the most confident lol)
OH GOD YES!!!! YESSSS!!!!

You can have all the cookies you want!! JUST FREAKING DO IT!!!!

Anything for my Alistar! :P


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Neonir

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02-21-2011

Life in the big house


Day one


Pantheon: Soo...now that Nid's left...wanna play cards?

Yi: One sec...*finishing a pull up* okay, lets go.

Pantheon: Okay, it's Poker time! The anti is one night on the top bunk, lets play. *deals*

Yi: *looking at his cards keeps a straight face* I'll raise one night.

Pantheon: Hmm...Wuju...show me your cards?

Yi: *Going blank, shows Pantheon his cards*

Pantheon: Aww cra p, I fold...


Day four


Pantheon: *looking out the barred window* hey...what the hell...is that...Holy cra p it is!

Yi: What is it!? *looking out the window, he see's through to the window of Caitlyns office...in which she and Kayle were half naked making out* Woa! DUDE!

Pantheon: Wait...is it right that I'm getting turned on by this...I'm married an...and...Holy mother of Valoran! She's going for it!

Yi: Yes! Yes! Holy Wuju Yes!

Pantheon: Take the skirt off, that's it, come on...and the armor...yes...almost there...

Yi: Wow...this almost makes getting arrested worth it!

Pantheon: Wait a minute...what the hell...HOW DID UDYR GET OUT OF THERAPY!?



Day seven


Pantheon: *holding a plastic fork he was given to eat, bends it, with a bundle of peas prepared to be flung* That's it...just a little bit to the left...*Aiming it through the bars, releases the peas* GOT HIM!

Garen: *getting stuck from behind with a bundle of peas to the head* Ack! What the hell is with all the goddam n peas!?

Pantheon: *Cracking up laughing* Twice in a row!

Yi: Dang... we're out of peas I think...

Pantheon: Hey...pass me your potato.



Day nine



Pantheon: Breaking off one of the prison bars and holding it in both hands, circling around in the same motion as Yi* Dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dee dun dun dun dun dun dun. *lunges with the pole at Yi, also holding a pole, they begin to battle it out*

Garen: *Watching them* Shouldn't we stop them?

Caitlyn: The longer we wait before letting them realize that they can just break the bars, run out, and steal food from the staff fridge, the longer we can wait before we have to buy new ones...and if that happens while they're here, Kayle wins the bet.

Yi: *Parry's Pantheons blow, who reals over backward, knocking down the cell door*

Pantheon: Umm...Caitlyn...I think I killed it...am I in trouble?

Kayle: *walking over and grabbing a fifty dollar note out of Caitlyns grip* Easiest fifty dollars I've ever made.



Day eleven


Pantheon: *lying down* Hey Yiiiiiiii....

Yi: *Counting his pull ups* Yeah?

Pantheon: I'm booooorrrreeed...

Yi: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.

Pantheon: * looks sad...then a moment later perks up* *pop*

Yi: *Cringing*

Pantheon: *Enjoying the reaction* *pop*

Yi: *ignores it, but looks ticked*

Pantheon: *Pop*

Yi: *Finally loses it, throwing a food tray at him*

Pantheon: *Laughs*



Day fourteen


Pantheon: *Standing on a desk, starts dancing to the music underneath the disco ball slowly at first, then speeds up, for the crowd of women below him, who, looking up, saw slightly past his...ehem...skirt, all the while grunting at random* MMRRM!... Yeah!.... MANLY DANCING!!!

Caitlyn: *cheering with the rest of the crowd* (to Kayle) He's even better than Garen...Garen wears underwear!

Pantheon: *Leaning down to talk to Caitlyn* So you're sure you cleared this up with Nidalee right?

Caitln: *remembers her lie* Uhh...yeah...definitely! (to Kayle) Remind me to do that afterward.

Pantheon: Sweet! *Starts pelvic thrusting, much to the enjoyment of the ladies* Come on Yi, work it!

Yi: *Lets out a sigh, starts shaking to the music while removing his top* Somehow I don't believe this was part of what I agreed to be my sentence but... Here we go ladies! *throws his top at Janna who screeches in delight*

Garen: *dancing along side the others, wearing a very tight pair of golden underwear* How'd I get stuck doing this again...

Pantheon: *Still pelvic thrusting* Shut up and dance! MMRRM!



Day fifteen


Pantheon: *Cleaning up the mess from the party last night* In the name of Harocs beard...that was a night...Ugh..wow....that Miss Fortune tips well...

Yi: Hey...have you seen my pants? I think Sona pulled them off me at some stage...where did they go...


-Meanwhile-

Urgot: *Stroking Yi's pants* They're not Pantheon's...but they're close...


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Feel free to make a music choice I couldn't think of anything...

I have soooooo many more of these situations, I've been waiting for a good chance to just have Yi and Pantheon screwing around for the hell of it.


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Decagon

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02-21-2011

Sing it from the heart..II – Will you ?

From a far away land where the Crownguards were preparing to leave. The distant between their location was far but only one was able to see and foretell.. With the light breeze and empowered strength to control.. He is a unique one.

Mrs. Crown : Are we prepare to leave ?

Mr. Crown : We’ll be leaving tomorrow night. Hope our dear future son in law is ready..

Mrs. Crown : Are you ready yet ?

Tempest : All ready. I thought we’re leaving tomorrow ?

Mr. Crown : We are. Just making sure.

Tempest : Thanks anyway.. I’ll be in my room. Can’t wait to check out my future wife !

Mrs. Crown : Oh.. You better be excited. *Smiles*

Tempest ran up to his room and locked his door and went to his balcony and listened to the winds.

Tempest : *Standing on the balcony enjoying the flow of the soft breeze* I can.. hear her.. *Looking down with confusion* I don’t understand.. Is this suppose to be true love..? If it is then why did she reject it in the first place.. I don’t know..

Meanwhile..

Shen : Take this key. *Hands him a key* In piltover find the Northern Temple and there’s a dojo that will allow the two of you to stay there in secret.

Ezreal : *Takes the key* I.. Don’t know what to say..

Shen : Just have a peaceful life with her.. Stabilize yourself first. Get a job then slowly have a family..

Ezreal : *Smiles* Family huh ? Kind of.. hard, don’t you think ?

Shen : You’ll get used to it.. You can do it.


Ezreal : Thanks for the support. I should get packing, got a long day later..

Shen : Be careful..

Ezreal : *Chuckles* I know. I’ll protect Lux.. Even if it cost me my life.

Shen : Don’t be too reckless.. I want the both of you to live.

Ezreal : Then we better start moving.

Shen : I’ll check up on you two at eight at night. You better tell her.. I don’t know if she wants-

Ezreal : She wants to. I know. She loves me.. a lot .. and I love her a lot too. Nothing will stand in our way.

Shen : I’m glad to hear.

Ezreal : *Leave’s the dojo where Shen stays* Thanks for everything.. Appreciate it. *Closes the doors*

Shen : Having a bright.. Future.

Meanwhile back in Demacia..

Frisky : Hey mister ‘All-Power’ !

Tempest : Oh.. What is it this time ?

Frisky : So you really going for that Lux kid ?


Tempest : I’ve never really seen her.. but I bet she’s going to be pretty..

Frisky : How do you know.. ?

Tempest : Just the sound of her voice.. Makes my heart wavers..

Frisky : *Whacks the back of his head* Don’t be stupid. You never seen her before and you’re telling me you already know what she looks like.

Tempest : *Rubbing the back of his head* You don’t have to do that..

Frisky : If you stop saying stupid stuff.

Tempest : Fine.. But I really heard her.. Such a sweet and pleasant voice.

Frisky : *Laughing* You really need to grow up..

Tempest : *Annoyed* What are you talking about ?

Frisky : You told me before.. She rejected the proposal and you went crying in your room like a little girl !

Tempest : What ?! No I didn’t’ !

Frisky : *Started to place her hands under her eyes and twists and turns her hands and cried* Boo hoo ! Little Tempy crying like a baaaaby !

Tempest : Stop it ! Anyway.. *Looks serious* I want to learn what IS the meaning of true love..

Frisky : *Notice he was getting serious* Mister ‘All-Power’ will grow up to understand but your still a teenager.. True love is kind of.. Hard to achieve..

Tempest : I know but.. I want to achieve that.. It is something different .. I’ve never seen other teenagers achieving true love.. One minute they’re together and the next day they’re ignoring each other.

Frisky : *Getting the story* I see.. Well.. There are other girls you can try..

Tempest: No. I’ve decided.. Lux will be my one and only true love..

Frisky : B-But..

Tempest : You can’t change my mind now. I’m sorry.. *Turns around and leaves*

Frisky : Tempy.. *Watches him walking away*

Back at Lux’s house..

Lux : *Smiles and hugs Ezreal* So.. Why are you here ?

Ezreal : Can we.. Talk ?

Lux : Sure ? *Finds him to be serious*

Ezreal : Let’s sit down, Okay ? *Enters her house and takes a sit on the sofa*

Lux : Okay. *Takes a sit*

Ezreal : I .. want to ask you something..

Lux : *Hoping it would be something she had ever dreamt of* Yes ?

Ezreal : Oh.. Umm.. I need some coffee please.. I’m sorry..

Lux : Sure.. Don’t worry.. *Getting nervous and decided to go to the kitchen and get Ezreal some coffee*

Ezreal : *Takes out a ring given by Shen* Will .. I be able to.. ?


Flashback at the event where Shen gave Ezreal a ring..

Shen : Take this.. Propose to her at the RIGHT time. *Hands him a ring*

Ezreal : Woah Woah.. Wait.. This ring must have cost a lot.. Are you sure ?

Shen : This ring was given by master after his wife died. Before my master died.. He gave me this ring. A ring of destiny which is made out of pure beautiful crystal. I have no use for it..

Ezreal : *Takes the ring* Are you sure ?


Shen : I’m sure..

Ezreal : I’m not .. confident about having a family..

Shen : *Smiles and chuckled* You faced tons of dangers from your exploration and adventures.. Your telling me your afraid of having a family ?


Ezreal : *Chuckled* No.. I mean what if I can’t support my family.. I can’t just walk away from the League and find my own things to do..

Shen : They created Ezreal bot, didn’t they ?


Ezreal : What about Lux ?

Shen : I got Heimerdinger to work on that. *Smiles*

Ezreal : How..

Shen : Don’t ask.

Ezreal : Okay. I’ll make Lux happy.. okay ?

The Flashback ended with Lux bring him a cup of coffee..

Lux : Here you go.. *Places a coffee on the table*

Ezreal : Thanks.. *Smiles*

Lux : So.. What was it you wanted to ask me ?

Ezreal : *Stands up and takes a sit next to her* How much.. do you love me ?

Lux : *Confused at the question* Is this a trick question ?

Ezreal : *Shook his head in disagreement* No.

Lux : *Grabs his arm and leans herself to Ezreal* I love you a lot..

Ezreal : Like.. really really a lot ?

Lux : I will love you until I actually catch a rainbow. *Smiles*

Ezreal : *Looks at her and smiles* Impossible..

Lux : Exactly.

Ezreal : Then.. *Taking out the ring but doesn’t feel too confident.. He places his ring back in his pocket and held her hands* Run away with me..

Lux : *Getting really confused and doesn’t understand* W-What are you talking about ?

Ezreal : Run away with me.. Far away.. where no one can interrupt..

Lux : B-But no one is..

Ezreal : That’s a different story..

Lux : I.. I don’t understand.. I.. I..

Ezreal : *Without hesitation he forced his face closer and pressed his lips against her lips*

Lux : *She was still confused*

Ezreal : *Pulls back and tells her* I promise you.. I’ll tell you.. But will you ?

Lux : *Doesn’t know what is going on but held Ezreal’s hands* I will.. Just to be with you.

Ezreal : *Smiles* Thank you.. I love you so much.. *Opens his arms and grabs Lux and held her tightly but he didn’t want her to see that his tears was flowing down* P-Please.. hold me for awhile..

Lux : *Places her hands at the back of Ezreal* Okay.. *Closes her eyes*

Ezreal was slowly thinking about what he was going to do after that. How is he going to explain it to Lux and how is he going to handle the future. He would marry Lux in secret where no one else would interfere with their relationship.

Tempest : *Annoyed* Tch.. Someone's there.. I can hear it..

The wind blew stronger and it seems that there is going to be a storm coming..

To Be Continued..

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@Neonir - LOL Awesome story !!!!!!! Made me laugh out loud ! Seriously, It did and you will pay for that.


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Neonir

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02-21-2011

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@Neonir - LOL Awesome story !!!!!!! Made me laugh out loud ! Seriously, It did and you will pay for that.
What? You think you can make me laugh?!

Hah, you seem to take me for someone who actually has a sense of humor...I never laugh...hey look a bug...BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...It was a funny bug...