jesse perring is so pro LoL lags and crashes non stop
Jesse Perring can play AP Jax well!
this comes to mind....
When jesse perring uses Grand skyfall, a spartan violently crashes through the ceiling of all the enemy team members homes'.
When singed uses fling on jesse perring, singed is forced through the ground until he comes out the other side and is helplessly tossed out into space.
When jessie perring uses tristana, he can auto attack you in your nexus from his.
There were initially 9 LoL maps. Jesse Perring played 7 of them and they were completely destroyed. Summoner's Rift and Twisted treeline remain.
Summoner's who were beaten by Jesse Perring, and allowed to continue playing League of Legends, are now serving as the bots in practice games.
-It is said that if Jesse Perring and Chuck Norris were to ever battle one another. All of existance would ragequit.
Jesse Perring makes love AND war. Simultaneously.
- The queue tries to dodge Jesse Perring.
-Jesse Perring was Urf the Manatee, guess why he never got released
-Jesse Perring Summoned himself to League of legends, split his soul by 3.142... and called it his summoner
-When Jesse Perring uses flash, his summoner appears in the kitchen
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