Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,907 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,445 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,802 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,804 25.73%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,138 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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monkow

Senior Member

02-05-2010

jesse perring is so pro LoL lags and crashes non stop


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AoOTL

Junior Member

02-08-2010

Jesse Perring can play AP Jax well!


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Sylar Gray

Junior Member

02-09-2010

this comes to mind....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfgqo6ip6fs


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Musta Krahkesh

Senior Member

02-09-2010

When jesse perring uses Grand skyfall, a spartan violently crashes through the ceiling of all the enemy team members homes'.

When singed uses fling on jesse perring, singed is forced through the ground until he comes out the other side and is helplessly tossed out into space.

When jessie perring uses tristana, he can auto attack you in your nexus from his.


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Hobonator

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02-09-2010

There were initially 9 LoL maps. Jesse Perring played 7 of them and they were completely destroyed. Summoner's Rift and Twisted treeline remain.


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Corruptcouch

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02-09-2010

Summoner's who were beaten by Jesse Perring, and allowed to continue playing League of Legends, are now serving as the bots in practice games.


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Wolvenmire

Member

02-09-2010

-It is said that if Jesse Perring and Chuck Norris were to ever battle one another. All of existance would ragequit.


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TheeEngineer

Senior Member

02-09-2010

Jesse Perring makes love AND war. Simultaneously.


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

02-09-2010
49 of 90 Riot Posts

- The queue tries to dodge Jesse Perring.


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Krimson

Senior Member

02-10-2010

-Jesse Perring was Urf the Manatee, guess why he never got released

-Jesse Perring Summoned himself to League of legends, split his soul by 3.142... and called it his summoner

-When Jesse Perring uses flash, his summoner appears in the kitchen