Which champions would taste the best?

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Cuix

Senior Member

03-05-2014

Alistair, easily.


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Malcha

Senior Member

03-05-2014

lolipoppy


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iSevere

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03-05-2014

Lux.


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Riot Morgageddon

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03-05-2014
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Morgageddon chuckles.

I know who would taste the worst.

Fiddlesticks. He'd taste like crow.

...I'll escort myself out now.


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Asatorrr

Senior Member

03-05-2014

theres a really awful joke someone could make about rengar or nasus and im a little surprised no one has...

i would go with udyr (4 kinds of animal all baked in one), some open fire roasted cassiopeia tail, and possibly shyvana. who can pass up the opportunity at dragon meat?


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Nyxilis

Member

03-05-2014

Allistar would taste horrible. As someone who grew up raising good beef knows that good meat comes from steers. In otherwords they snip off the ********s to reduce hormones and aggression. The more stressed or in aggressive actions cattle is the worst it tastes. Gets tough, very unpalatable. I imagine Allistar would be like eating a rubber tire.

Meanwhile, Anivia basically makes instant slushies.


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Vanra

Senior Member

03-05-2014

Valor would be delicious in a sandwich.


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Abbey Street

Senior Member

03-05-2014

The answer is always...

You know, now that I think of it I've always wanted to try shark meat.


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Autumn Blues

Senior Member

03-05-2014

Zyra and Maokai with Alistar on top with Brand blood to make it spicy.


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Amer

Master Recruiter

03-05-2014

Lucian likes fried valor.