Don't fix servers, just keep them in terrible state. How ****ing hard is it to shutdown the server for 1-2 weeks and fix all the problems?
Shutting down the servers for 2 weeks would cause a big crisis. Trust me. I'd go into all the details but I'm sure you can figure out how and why.
I am never good
You sound like the type of technical person who understands maintaining a global infrastructure of this scale. Riot should hire you and have all their issues resolved immediately.
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