Solvonick: Lv.14 Hunter. Special trait: can see in the future
I am malzahar.
If malzahar was a hunter...
Level 18 paraplegic that can conjure lightning.
HayabusaZero: Lv.62 Berserker. Special trait: can swim far distances.
So, i'm an eagle (Hayabusa) who can swin far distances? I'm more awesome than Valor xDD
Omen: Lv.7 Poopsmith. Special trait: has high luck.
So I have high crit chance and I make things out of poop... fantastic!
dabatmonkey: Lv.44 Housewife. Special trait: can talk to animals.
At least can chat with animals while I cook.
Associate Business Analyst
Lv.45 Narcoleptic. Special trait: procrastinates as much as possible.
If you replace narcoleptic with insomniac, that's pretty much real life already.
Publius101: Lv.60 Gunner. Special trait: top candidate for Pokemon master.
Well this is awkward. Never played Pokemon..
oops made an extra post instead of an edit. Welp, first time for everything
Paletongue: Lv.37 Cowboy. Special trait: can talk to animals. Lolwat
paletongue: Lv.51 Housewife. Special trait: has a mecha.
Housewife. Im a ****ing housewife
Rahnal: Lv.63 Fairy. Special trait: can roll into a ball.
So Fairy Rammus? Could be better, but I'm ok with this.
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