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condon

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12-15-2009

Mundo: Mundo Mundo Mundo.

I: Mundo

Mundore Mundo two Mundo Mundo play Mundo. Mundo a LoL player, Mundo Mundo a Mundo player. A LoL player Mundo look at a situation, consider Mundo pros Mundo cons of a Mundower Mundo, Mundo benefit of Mundo kill gold vs. Mundo time spent recovering, Mundo Mundo number of minions in range Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundower Cleaver. A Mundo player Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo. Mundo.

II: Pre-Game

Mundo want movespeed Mundo health. Runes, masteries, Mundo. Movespeeds Mundo healths. 0-15-15 is how Mundo roll. Mundo Mundo throw in red crit runes if Mundo promise Mundo eat all Mundor vegitables.

Mundo basic goal here is Mundo be as large Mundo as Mundo as possible right out of Mundo gate. Mundo benefit Mundoly from Mundo health, Mundo Mundo don't give a rats ass about CC, so Mundo speed makes Mundo inescapable.

Summoner Spells Mundo love: (Condon's Mundo: Teleport Exhaust, or Tele Cleanse)
Teleport: Mundo Mundo, Mundo Mundo an excellent lane pusher late game. By late game, Mundo mean twenty Mundos in. Mundops. Mundo, teleport is Mundo chicken. It goes Mundo Mundo. Delicious chicken.
Cleanse: "Mundo Mundo, Mundo already have reduced CC" Mundo know whats better than reduced CC? None. Mundo. Between fire Mundo clense Mundo alMundo moving, Mundo Mundo loves Mundo move it move it.
Smite: Early farming, Mundo Mundo Mundo sneaking cleavers in *smite a minion, cleaver Mundo hero hiding behind Mundo* Mundo Mundoly only Mundo Mundo Mundo first ten Mundos or so. Mundo Mundo it becomes moot.
Clairvoyance: Mundo Mundo Mundo jungle cleavers, Mundo Mundoly a Mundo utility spell.
Ghost: Mundo know what sucks? Mundo coming at Mundo at 450+MS. Mundo know whats worse? Mundoer Mundo.
Exhaust: Mundo Mundos Mundo hit squishies. Mundo Mundos Mundo hit Mundom many times.

Summoner Spells Mundo hate:
Heal: Mundo Mundo Mundo need heal.
Clarity: Mundo Mundo Mundo need mana.
Rally: Mundo Mundo go where he pleases, Mundo usually he pleases Mundo go many places.
Flash: Mundo Mundo raMundor cleanse or ghost. Flash Mundo Mundo limited Mundo Mundo Mundo.
Ignite: Mundo needs Mundo fire. He Mundo cleavers. Many, many cleavers.

III: Mundools of Mundo Trade

Mundo Mundo his cleaver, Mundo find Mundo many oMundor items Mundo Mundo apply cleaver Mundo face, Mundo continue Mundo go where he pleases.

Mundoing Mundo, Mundo Mundo Mundo take regrowth pendant, as Mundo spend much of game Mundo bleeding holes all over, Mundo unMundo Mundo View. This Mundo Mundos Mundo deter feeble squishies from shooting Mundoir pointy Mundo at Mundo.

Mundon, Mundo Mundo Mundo upgrade Mundo a warmogs Mundo boots 1, so he Mundo be Mundo large, screaming harbinger of Mundo as Mundo as possible. Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundoe Mundo Leviathan is silly Mundo Mundo Mundo silly Mundo taking it. Silly people Mundo be given cleaver flavored head medicine.

Mundo this, Mundo Mundos his phage Mundo boots of swiftness. Now Mundo move Mundo Mundo wind, Mundo puts real chill in spine of enemy,instead of meta...meda.... pretend one.

Mundon, it is time Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo his Atma's Impaler. Mundo now Mundo all Mundo Cleaver. Mundo. So much, Mundo when Mundo press "E" enemies run Mundo cry Mundo little girls Mundo Mundon Mundo cleavers in Mundo spine. Mundo Mundos doing all Mundo Cleaver.

Mundo this, Mundo Mundo finish his Frozen Mallet, Mundo Mundon build a Guardian angel, or a Mundoce of nature, depending on how Mundo game is going. If things Mundo Mundo, Mundo Munco wishes Mundote, Mundo Mundoce. If things Mundo stabby, Mundo enjoy putting cuts all over Mundo, Mundon he Mundos Mundo Angel. Mundon Mundo Mundo oMundor, or anoMundor warmogs, as Mundo Mundo. Normally Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo this far.

Mundo can Mundo slip a brutalizer in if Mundo have a Mundo killing spree going, Mundo want Mundo boost up Mundo punching beMundoe moving onMundo larger items, preferably Mundo Mundo Impaler.

IV: Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver.

Mundo Mundos his cleaver, becaMundo no one else Mundos it. In Mundo face meats. This is where Mundo puts his cleaver. In Mundo face meats, Mundo see.

In order of importance, as judged by Mundo Mundo Mundo:

Cleaver. AlMundo Cleaver.
Masochism. More smashy.
Sadism. More Mundo Mundo Love.
Burning something something. Boring.

Mundo requires many, many cleavers, of a Mundo large variety. He cMundos Mundo Mundo Mundo burny fire until later in Mundo game, when people Mundo foolish enough Mundo Mundo Mundo control Mundo Mundo, Mundo he Mundo enough Mundo meat Mundo keep fire going alMundo Mundo. Masochism gives Mundo Cleaver Mundo a Mack truck loaded Mundo dynamite Mundo angry bees.

Mundo Mundo Mundo simple guide Mundo dead squishies:
Apply cleaver.
Scream Mundo press "E"
Apply fists Mundo headmeats.
Repeat.
Dead thing!

Cleaver Mundo Mundo need Mundo heal Mundo scream Mundo run Mundoer, or set things on fire as Mundo amount of stunny badness increases, Mundo Mundoly speaking ample supply of cleavers Mundo fists applied Mundo face makes squishies fall down.

Special MunMundo about some of Mundo Mundo Mundo's abilities:

Masochism Mundos better when Mundo is more bleedy, Mundo it's got a short cooldown, Mundo Mundos lots of base Cleaver, so Mundore is no reason Mundo Mundo spam it in a Cleaver.

Sadism Mundo some wind up time. Mundo don't just instantly survive when Mundo pop it, account Mundo nukes Mundo Mundo 20% drop in current HP beMundoe Mundo Mundo it.

Sadism Mundo increases speed... significantly. Mundo can Mundo it Mundo Mundo Mundorself Mundo a team Cleaver Mundo Mundo feel bad, becaMundo Mundo Mundo only two emotions: Cleaver Mundo Mundo Cleaver.

Cleaver: So much Mundo lovin'. It Mundo Mundo buggy, Mundo any skill shot, if Mundo Mundo Mundo click Mundor tarMundo. AlMundo lead, or click behind intended cleaver resting place.

Cleaver is on a short cooldown. If it is on cooldown, Mundo should already be selecting Mundo next cleaver tarMundo. Hero? Cleaver. Last hit a creep? Cleaver. Suspicious bushes? Cleaver. Team mate look at Mundo funny? Cleaver. Want Mundo scMundo enemy inMundo staying behind thier own creep? Cleaver. Cleaver? Cleaver.

Seriously. More cleaver. It's Mundo rice. Cheap, easy, Mundo Mundo can throw it at peoples weddings. Cleaver. It's cheap Mundo easy.

Mundo cleavering is Cleaver Mundo Mundo, learn Mundo anticipate player movement, especially around corners. This is super effective against squishy stealMundors Mundo Eve, Shaco, Mundo Twitch, as Mundo can guestimate Mundoir location Mundo give Mundom a cleaver Mundo Mundo face. Mundo Cleaver is more than enough Mundo make Mundom take a step back, especially if Mundoy think Mundo have a Cleaver up.

V: Game Game Game Game

If Mundore's one thing Mundo Mundos, its Purple. If Mundore's anoMundor thing, it's screaming Mundo! at Mundo oMundor team, so Mundoy can Mundo Mundo remember his name later. Many headMundots Mundo brain meats caMundos Mundo Mundo have trouble Mundo such things.

Mundo is versitile. He can solo mid or a side lane, Mundo is fine Mundo a partner as Cleaver. His basic job remains Mundo same: Throw out cleavers Mundo Gordon Ramsay just found out he had ball cancer.

Mundo a partner, an early first blood is simple. Cleaver is a slow. Fists apply Cleaver. Slow plus Cleaver = bleeding. If in a side lane, Mundo should Mundoss cleavers in bushes beMundoe exploring, a satisfying squish is a Mundo queue Mundo enter Mundo bush Mundo scream a lot. Mundo Mundo still scream if Mundore is no squish.

Play safe Mundo a while. BeMundoe Mundo Mundo Mundor warmogs Mundo Mundo a squishy Mundo, Mundo rely on Cleaver placed cleavers Mundo last hits Mundo harassment.

When Mundo Mundo Sadism, Mundo can Cleaver almost as Cleaver as Mundonda*****. "Oh my, a half health purple giant! Let us apply our blades Mundo his posterior! This Mundo only go Cleaver Mundo us!" Mundoy Mundo say, moments beMundoe Mundo gurgling Mundo screaming as Mundoy have a cleaver-ecMundomy. A face cleaver-ecMundomy. Mundo a cleaver.

Mundo can Mundo Mundo it Mundo just Mundo die. Stay in lane MundoMundo. Pitch a tent, make a campfire. Sing a campfire song. Mundo is especially fond of Brown Squirrel.

Mundo Mundo apply fists Mundo Mundower *A simple task, given Mundor staying power Mundo masochism turning Mundo inMundo a Mundower churning machine Mundo unMundo an angry cow* Mundo advance backCleavers Mundo base Mundo Mundor warmogs, Mundo should run around Mundo lanes screaming Mundo throwing cleavers, as long as Mundo can keep up Mundo levels. If Mundoy Mundo playing conservative, continue Mundo farm, as Mundower diving is still Mundo suggested until Mundo have an impaler Mundo ensure Mundo Mundo enemy dies quickly enough Mundo Mundor ult Mundo suck up Mundo Mundower Cleaver.

Later, Mundo can fill any role decently, Mundo should step down Mundo a concentrated initaMundor or tank, Mundo focus on Mundor face-smash-ability quotient. Mundo same order applies from level 1: AlMundo more cleavers.

Co-incidentally, cleaver Mundo makes Mundo an excellent runemob/dragon/Baron thief. Do Mundor best Mundo disrupt Mundo enemys farming, especially in Mundo jungle, as Mundo is extremely Mundo, Mundo difficult Mundo kill 1v1. He is Mundo Mundo boogy man, Mundo instead of showing up at night in closets, he shows up all Mundo time Mundo cleavers Mundo a foaming mouth.

When in doubt, ask Mundorself, what Mundo a 6'6" psychopathic roid-rager Mundo an infected cleaver Mundo an inability Mundo feel pain do? Besides Mundor moMundor, Timmy. Mundo's right. He Mundo throw his cleaver Mundo scream some more, Mundo possibly steal a car. In this case, Mundo car is someone elses face.

VI: Mundo grows tired of this

Late game Mundo is Mundo a cold sore. Mundo don't remember how he got Mundore, Mundo he is annoying as all ****, Mundo Mundo can't Mundo rid of Mundo so Mundo do Mundor best Mundo medicate, only Mundo find Mundo it's one of those really gross ones Mundo just bleeds Mundo cracks Mundo Mundo have Mundo leave it alone, Mundo Mundo can't Mundo Mundoing Mundo pick at it, Mundo Mundon it just Mundos worse Mundo suddenly his four team mates Mundo at Mundor botMundom inhib Mundo Mundo're ****ed.

Only Mundo can push Mundowers Mundo Mundo away scot free, becaMundo if Mundoy don't bring Mundo whole ****-hoMundo Mundo Mundom Mundo sMundop Mundo, Mundo can still Mundo Mundo Mundower Mundo scamper Mundo. By this point, Mundo do sMundoal hundred Cleaver Mundo Masochism on, Mundo can Mundo a Cleaver by dropping an enemy's health by nearly 25%, Mundo Mundo mention a hefty AoE Mundo an inability Mundo die.

People Mundo eiMundor bring all Mundo guns Mundo sMundop Mundo, or Mundo boMundor. Mundo beauty of Mundo is Mundo Mundo can't do eiMundor. If Mundo leave Mundo alone, he eats Mundor Mundowers. If Mundo stMundo Mundo Cleaver, his allies eat Mundor Mundowers, Mundo he eats Mundo.

In team battles, Mundo Mundo cleaver Mundo chunkier tarMundos, while meleeing Mundo squishiest. This ensures maximum Mundo of Mundor cleavers abilities *both Mundo slow Mundo sMundop melee fatties from doing anything, Mundo Mundo percentile Cleaver* while enjoying Mundo benefits of Mundo Mundo spear Mundo duct taped Mundo Mundor face do Mundo go Mundo waste.

Mundo is a match Mundo anyone 1v1, carry or Mundo. 1v2, kill Mundo squishy Mundo run. 1v3, lead Mundom on a merry cMundoe so Mundor own carry can come clean up. 1v4, Mundo pleases Mundo go Mundo oMundor way, Mundo only becaMundo he pleases. 1v5, Mundo screams a lot Mundo makes as many things bleed as he can, while Mundo less Mundo-y allies do important things Mundo kill people Mundo break Mundowers.

If Mundo Mundo having trouble, Mundo Mundor squishy team is Mundoting pushed back, Mundo sneaking out Mundo eat Mundowers. Mundo should be Mundo, thick, Mundo punchy enough Mundo do this Mundoout dying, if Mundo Mundo cMundoful. Possibly while Mundo enemy is distracted Mundo a push, or Mundoing Mundo do Baron *which Mundo can Mundo Mundo Mundo steal, if Mundo have clairvoyance or something of Mundo sort.

Mundo should now be eating nexus, or at least cMundoing squishies around. Mundo cleavers. So many cleavers.

VII: Q & A & Mundo

Q: Oh glorious Mundo, I am alMundo dying, Mundo unable Mundo adminster cleaver flavored treats Mundo peoples faces! What do I do?

A: Play conservative earlier on, Mundo remember Mundo Mundor ult is a heal over time, a decent amount of time as far as teamCleavers go. Mundo Mundo Mundo an idea Mundo Mundo Cleaver output capabilities of Mundo opponent in Mundor lane, Mundo account Mundo any nukes beMundoe Mundoing Mundo Cleaver Mundom inMundo comitting.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo die silly squishy man. Cleaver is Mundo a flavor, it is a way of life.

Q: I find Mundo Mundo be better as a (tank/dps/private dancer, a dancer Mundo money.) Why shouldn't I play Mundo Mundo way?

A: Mundo can if Mundo Mundo, Mundo my Mundo could beat up Mundor Mundo.

M: Mundo prefers face smashing Mundo staying alive at Mundo same time. Call Mundo old fashioned.

Q: Where Mundo Mundo go when he can't go where he pleases?

A: Mundo Mundo go where he pleases. Period.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.

Q: Isn't purple kind of a gay color Mundo a madman?

A: Mundor face is kind of a gay color.

M: Knock knock. Cleaver. Cleaver is Mundore. In Mundor face. This is where Mundo puts it, Mundo see.

Q: I'm having difficulty late game keeping up, I dont seem Mundo be able Mundo take down carries anymore, Mundo eMundo time I run inMundo a team Cleaver I just explode inMundo big wet purple chunks.

A: Hopefully Mundo picked up an Angel Mundon. In eiMundor case, Mundo're an initaMundor who Mundo probably die anyway, Mundo Mundo net Mundor team 3-4 kills, or Mundo should be dancing around Mundo sidelines, going Mundo ranged dps Mundo throwing cleavers. Mundo're quick Mundo Mundo can't be CCed Mundo long, take advantage of it.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.

Q: How Mundo Mundo take his cMundoee?

A: We don't give Mundo cMundoee. **** Mundo, Mundo **** Mundor moMundor. No cMundoee Mundo Mundo. Mundo.

M:

Q: Mundo, I love Mundo.

A: Grossy.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo kind of DocMundor.

Enjoy, Mundo happy Mundoing. Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.


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elzimmero

Junior Member

12-15-2009

What I think Condon may be trying to say is:

Mundo: Mundo the Magnificent.

I: Introduction

There are two ways to play Mundo. Like a LoL player, and like a Mundo player. A LoL player will look at a situation, consider the pros and cons of a tower dive, the benefit of the kill gold vs. the time spent recovering, and the number of minions in range to add to the tower damage. A Mundo player will Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo. Mundo.

II: Pre-Game

Mundo want movespeed and health. Runes, masteries, everything. Movespeeds and healths. 0-15-15 is how Mundo roll. You may throw in red crit runes if you promise to eat all your vegitables.

Mundo basic goal here is to be as large and as fast as possible right out of the gate. Mundo benefit enormously from bonus health, and Mundo don't give a rats ass about CC, so the speed makes Mundo inescapable.

Summoner Spells to love: (Condon's Choice: Teleport Exhaust, or Tele Cleanse)
Teleport: Mundo fast, but also an excellent lane pusher late game. By late game, Mundo mean twenty minutes in. Tops. Also, teleport is like chicken. It goes with everything. Delicious chicken.
Cleanse: "But Mundo, you already have reduced CC" You know whats better than reduced CC? None. Ever. Between fire and clense Mundo always moving, and Mundo loves to move it move it.
Smite: Early farming, and good for sneaking cleavers in *smite a minion, cleaver the hero hiding behind him* but generally only viable for the first ten minutes or so. After that it becomes moot.
Clairvoyance: To help with jungle cleavers, and generally a good utility spell.
Ghost: You know what sucks? Mundo coming at you at 450+MS. You know whats worse? Faster Mundo.
Exhaust: Mundo likes to hit squishies. Mundo likes to hit them many times.

Summoner Spells to hate:
Heal: Mundo does not need heal.
Clarity: Mundo does not need mana.
Rally: Mundo will go where he pleases, and usually he pleases to go many places.
Flash: Mundo would rather cleanse or ghost. Flash has very limited use for Mundo.
Ignite: Mundo needs not fire. He has cleavers. Many, many cleavers.

III: Tools of the Trade

Mundo like his cleaver, but find that many other items help him apply cleaver to face, and continue to go where he pleases.

Starting off, Mundo like to take regrowth pendant, as Mundo spend much of game with bleeding holes all over, not unlike the View. This also helps to deter feeble squishies from shooting their pointy bits at Mundo.

Then, Mundo like to upgrade to a warmogs and boots 1, so he may be the large, screaming harbinger of death as soon as possible. Mundo would also like to note that Leviathan is silly and you are silly for taking it. Silly people will be given cleaver flavored head medicine.

After this, Mundo gets his phage and boots of swiftness. Now Mundo move like the wind, and puts real chill in spine of enemy,instead of meta...meda.... pretend one.

Then, it is time for Mundo to get his Atma's Impaler. Mundo now does all the damage. Ever. So much, that when Mundo press "E" enemies run and cry like little girls and then get cleavers in the spine. Mundo likes doing all the damage.

After this, Mundo will finish his Frozen Mallet, and then build a Guardian angel, or a force of nature, depending on how the game is going. If things are fast, and Munco wishes haste, the force. If things are stabby, and enjoy putting cuts all over Mundo, then he gets the Angel. Then get the other, or another warmogs, as you like. Normally Mundo does not get this far.

You can also slip a brutalizer in if you have a good killing spree going, and want to boost up the punching before moving onto larger items, preferably after the Impaler.

IV: Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver.

Mundo likes his cleaver, because no one else likes it. In the face meats. This is where Mundo puts his cleaver. In the face meats, you see.

In order of importance, as judged by the Magnificent Mundo:

Cleaver. Always Cleaver.
Masochism. More smashy.
Sadism. More Mundo to Love.
Burning something something. Boring.

Mundo requires many, many cleavers, of a very large variety. He cares not for the burny fire until later in the game, when people are foolish enough to try and control the Mundo, and he has enough Mundo meat to keep fire going always ever. Masochism gives Mundo damage like a Mack truck loaded with dynamite and angry bees.

The Magnificent Mundo simple guide to dead squishies:
Apply cleaver.
Scream and press "E"
Apply fists to headmeats.
Repeat.
Dead thing!

Sometimes you will need to heal and scream and run faster, or set things on fire as the amount of stunny badness increases, but generally speaking ample supply of cleavers and fists applied to face makes squishies fall down.

Special notes about some of the Magnificent Mundo's abilities:

Masochism gets better when Mundo is more bleedy, but it's got a short cooldown, and adds lots of base damage, so there is no reason not to spam it in a brawl.

Sadism has some wind up time. You don't just instantly survive when you pop it, account for nukes and the 20% drop in current HP before you use it.

Sadism also increases speed... significantly. You can use it to get yourself to a team fight and not feel bad, because Mundo has only two emotions: Cleaver and not Cleaver.

Cleaver: So much Mundo lovin'. It does get buggy, like any skill shot, if you try to click your target. Always lead, or click behind intended cleaver resting place.

Cleaver is on a short cooldown. If it is on cooldown, you should already be selecting the next cleaver target. Hero? Cleaver. Last hit a creep? Cleaver. Suspicious bushes? Cleaver. Team mate look at you funny? Cleaver. Want to scare enemy into staying behind thier own creep? Cleaver. Cleaver? Cleaver.

Seriously. More cleaver. It's like rice. Cheap, easy, and you can throw it at peoples weddings. Well. It's cheap and easy.

Good cleavering is key for Mundo, learn to anticipate player movement, especially around corners. This is super effective against squishy stealthers like Eve, Shaco, and Twitch, as you can guestimate their location and give them a cleaver to the face. The damage is more than enough to make them take a step back, especially if they think you have a ward up.

V: Game Game Game Game

If there's one thing Mundo likes, its Purple. If there's another thing, it's screaming Mundo! at the other team, so they can help him remember his name later. Many headbutts to brain meats causes Mundo to have trouble with such things.

Mundo is versitile. He can solo mid or a side lane, and is fine with a partner as well. His basic job remains the same: Throw out cleavers like Gordon Ramsay just found out he had ball cancer.

With a partner, an early first blood is simple. Cleaver is a slow. Fists apply damage. Slow plus damage = bleeding. If in a side lane, you should toss cleavers in bushes before exploring, a satisfying squish is a good queue to enter the bush and scream a lot. You may still scream if there is no squish.

Play safe for a while. Before you get your warmogs you are a squishy Mundo, and rely on well placed cleavers for last hits and harassment.

When you get Sadism, you can bait almost as well as Trynda*****. "Oh my, a half health purple giant! Let us apply our blades to his posterior! This may only go well for us!" they will say, moments before the gurgling and screaming as they have a cleaver-ectomy. A face cleaver-ectomy. With a cleaver.

You can also use it to just not die. Stay in lane forever. Pitch a tent, make a campfire. Sing a campfire song. Mundo is especially fond of Brown Squirrel.

After you apply fists to tower *A simple task, given your staying power and masochism turning you into a tower churning machine like unto an angry cow* and advance backwards to base for your warmogs, you should run around the lanes screaming and throwing cleavers, as long as you can keep up with levels. If they are playing conservative, continue to farm, as tower diving is still not suggested until you have an impaler to ensure that the enemy dies quickly enough for your ult to suck up the tower damage.

Later, you can fill any role decently, but should step down for a concentrated initator or tank, and focus on your face-smash-ability quotient. The same order applies from level 1: Always more cleavers.

Co-incidentally, cleaver also makes Mundo an excellent runemob/dragon/Baron thief. Do your best to disrupt the enemys farming, especially in the jungle, as Mundo is extremely fast, and difficult to kill 1v1. He is like the boogy man, but instead of showing up at night in closets, he shows up all the time with cleavers and a foaming mouth.

When in doubt, ask yourself, what would a 6'6" psychopathic roid-rager with an infected cleaver and an inability to feel pain do? Besides your mother, Timmy. That's right. He would throw his cleaver and scream some more, and possibly steal a car. In this case, the car is someone elses face.

VI: Mundo grows tired of this

Late game Mundo is like a cold sore. You don't remember how he got there, and he is annoying as all ****, but you can't get rid of him so you do your best to medicate, only to find that it's one of those really gross ones that just bleeds and cracks and you have to leave it alone, but you can't HELP trying to pick at it, and then it just gets worse and suddenly his four team mates are at your bottom inhib and you're ****ed.

Only Mundo can push towers and get away scot free, because if they don't bring the whole ****-house with them to stop you, you can still get the tower and scamper off. By this point, you do several hundred damage with Masochism on, and can start a fight by dropping an enemy's health by nearly 25%, not to mention a hefty AoE and an inability to die.

People will either bring all the guns to stop you, or not bother. The beauty of Mundo is that you can't do either. If you leave him alone, he eats your towers. If you stand and fight, his allies eat your towers, AND he eats you.

In team battles, try to cleaver the chunkier targets, while meleeing the squishiest. This ensures maximum use of your cleavers abilities *both the slow to stop melee fatties from doing anything, and the percentile damage* while enjoying the benefits of the enormous spear you duct taped to your face do not go to waste.

Mundo is a match for anyone 1v1, carry or not. 1v2, kill the squishy and run. 1v3, lead them on a merry chase so your own carry can come clean up. 1v4, Mundo pleases to go the other way, but only because he pleases. 1v5, Mundo screams a lot and makes as many things bleed as he can, while the less Mundo-y allies do important things like kill people and break towers.

If you are having trouble, and your squishy team is getting pushed back, try sneaking out to eat towers. You should be fast, thick, and punchy enough to do this without dying, if you are careful. Possibly while the enemy is distracted with a push, or trying to do Baron *which you can also try to steal, if you have clairvoyance or something of the sort.

Mundo should now be eating nexus, or at least chasing squishies around. With cleavers. So many cleavers.

VII: Q & A & Mundo

Q: Oh glorious Mundo, I am always dying, and unable to adminster cleaver flavored treats to peoples faces! What do I do?

A: Play conservative earlier on, and remember that your ult is a heal over time, a decent amount of time as far as teamfights go. Try to get an idea for the damage output capabilities of the opponent in your lane, and account for any nukes before trying to bait them into comitting.

M: Mundo does not die silly squishy man. Cleaver is not a flavor, it is a way of life.

Q: I find Mundo to be better as a (tank/dps/private dancer, a dancer for money.) Why shouldn't I play him that way?

A: You can if you like, but my Mundo could beat up your Mundo.

M: Mundo prefers face smashing and staying alive at the same time. Call Mundo old fashioned.

Q: Where does Mundo go when he can't go where he pleases?

A: Mundo will go where he pleases. Period.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.

Q: Isn't purple kind of a gay color for a madman?

A: Your face is kind of a gay color.

M: Knock knock. Cleaver. Cleaver is there. In your face. This is where Mundo puts it, you see.

Q: I'm having difficulty late game keeping up, I dont seem to be able to take down carries anymore, and every time I run into a team fight I just explode into big wet purple chunks.

A: Hopefully you picked up an Angel then. In either case, you're an initator who will probably die anyway, but will net your team 3-4 kills, or you should be dancing around the sidelines, going for ranged dps and throwing cleavers. You're quick and you can't be CCed for long, take advantage of it.

M: Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.

Q: How does Mundo take his coffee?

A: We don't give Mundo coffee. **** you, and **** your mother. No coffee for Mundo. Ever.

M:

Q: Mundo, I love you.

A: Grossy.

M: Mundo not that kind of Doctor.

Enjoy, and happy Mundoing. Mundo Mundo Mundo Mundo.

....But I could be wrong.


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Xetal

Senior Member

12-16-2009

I'd like to see a Word Cloud of the OP.


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VampireFred

Senior Member

12-16-2009

Cutest guide guide for the most terrible mundo mundo
But...
you need a ton of gold for everything...
mundomundo want everyeverything but what mundomundo need most is goldgold
condon's mundo obviously want gold bloodly


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Fama

Junior Member

12-16-2009

"Seriously. More cleaver. It's Mundo rice. Cheap, easy, Mundo Mundo can throw it at peoples weddings." and "Stay in lane MundoMundo. Pitch a tent, make a campfire. Sing a campfire song. Mundo is especially fond of Brown Squirrel." cracked me up Great guide (again).

Also, "Knock knock. Cleaver."


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Proletaria

Senior Member

12-16-2009

I'm so glad the second post was made. I was ready to cleaver my own skull reading the first.

Funny, but ya went way overboard with the mundo repetitions.


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Krosan

Senior Member

12-16-2009

http://www.wordle.net/create


You can paste in his post and create a word cloud, whoever asked for it. I did it; it basically comes out as "MUNDO" taking up most of the space, surrounded by tiny specks.


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Dr Niles Aquatic

Senior Member

12-16-2009

Condon, you are my favourite guide writer, and somehow you write guides for all my favourite characters. I can only assume we are soul mates.


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condon

Senior Member

12-16-2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Niles Aquatic View Post
Condon, you are my favourite guide writer, and somehow you write guides for all my favourite characters. I can only assume we are soul mates.
<3


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EchoRex

Senior Member

12-17-2009

Mundo'in'- What the Mundo'in. Mundo. Who the Mundo Mundo'ed this Mundo'ing... How did you two Mundo'ing Mundos...


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