"Hi I'm Galio"

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Peach Goddess

Senior Member

04-20-2013

Attachment 667082“Currently I am classified as a tank. I have an aoe taunt ultimate and a spell that grants me armor and—“

Attachment 667083“You’re doing it wrong.”

Attachment 667082“What?”

Attachment 667083“You heard me.”

Attachment 667082“But…I’m just letting Riot know my stats—“

Attachment 667083“And you’re doing it wrong.”

Attachment 667084“Heh. Yeah. How are you supposed to make people pity you if you give them your strengths?”

Attachment 667082“Ahh..well..I guess…”

Attachment 667083“I’ll show you how it’s done. Hi, I’m LeBlanc.”

Attachment 667082“Hi…LeBlanc.”

Attachment 667083“I’m classified as an assassin, and I do seem to fulfill that role, that is, until late game comes. Since the meta is now health stacking to win, my previously devastating burst damage can be negated by pretty much anyone and everyone. When people play me, they get confused as to when my power is at its greatest. After all, I have some of the highest mana costing spells at level one in the game. Using all 3 of my spells before level 6 depletes my mana pool entirely. And then, when I finally get enough mana to use my full combo, the enemy team has more health than my burst will deal. A lot of the other assassins have aoe burst damage, while I have single target damage. I have to land all my spells on that one target or I will deal 0 damage.

Attachment 667082“Uhh…wow..”

Attachment 667083“Now it’s your turn.”

Attachment 667082“Ok…I..G-Galio, and—“

Attachment 667083“No. You have to act angry and frustrated, yet intelligent. People won’t take you seriously if you stutter.”

Attachment 667082“O-Ok…I’m Galio, and I have no magic resist scaling when other tanks do…”

Attachment 667083“Yes.”

Attachment 667082“A-and there is too much counter play for my ult…because it can be negated by cc and tenacity.”

Attachment 667083“Good..Keep going—“

Attachment 667082“And…And…I can’t do this!”

Attachment 667083“WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!”

Attachment 667082“It doesn’t feel right…”

Attachment 667083“*sigh* You know what? F you Galio. You suck and will always suck.”

Attachment 667082“…”

Attachment 667083“I’m going to find Talon. At least he knows what to complain about.”



*Several hours later*



Attachment 667085“Galio!!1! Cmon man ULTI THEM!”

Attachment 667082“Alright…Here I go…”

Attachment 667088 Attachment 667089“Ahahaha! You forgot the right to bear arms suckah!”

Attachment 667090 Attachment 667095“HEE—HEE—HEE”

Attachment 667092“/all WOW THIS GALIO SO BAD CANT LAND ULT REPOTR”

Attachment 667093“No one understands me…and now I have to wait 170 seconds to use my ult again..”



K-keep reading p-please
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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-20-2013

"Hey Riot what are your plans for Galio?"
"A LEGENDARY SKIN WILL FIX HIS PROBLEMS!"
Yeah ok.

(Also Peach Goddess thread I have to upvote)


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LuxOG

Senior Member

04-20-2013

that was pretty good


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CrusherCake

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04-20-2013

10/10 Would read again.


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The Nice Boat

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04-20-2013

+1 for right to bear arms


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Vanilla

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04-20-2013

This is sooo awesome


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Shattered Exile

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04-20-2013

Poor Galio, I still find him strong though.


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Peach Goddess

Senior Member

04-20-2013

Attachment 667109"*sigh* My ult sucks."

Attachment 667110"What are you talking about, Galio? Your ultimate can't be THAT bad. Isn't it just like Amumu's?"

Attachment 667114"Except with mine I can ult the whole team safely. It also has a relatively short cd."

Attachment 667110"And what's wrong with yours, Galio?"

Attachment 667109"Well, uh...it has a pretty long cd--"

Attachment 667112"Yeah! Ahahaha! It's the third longest in the game!"

Attachment 667111"Right behind us global ult champs! And there's no way we can miss because it hits all 5 champs no matter what!"

Attachment 667110"Oh. Then...why would people pick you over anyone else?"

Attachment 667109"..."

Attachment 667110"Ahh...Well this got awkward fast...Umm..hey Amu! Let's play some games together!"

Attachment 667114"*sniff* really? This is the best day of my life!"

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Shiny Goggles

Senior Member

04-20-2013

downvoted because peach godess
these arent funny anymore and in fact they were never funny to begin with


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The Jon Rosburg

Member

04-20-2013

Pretty funny OP
10/10 would read again


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