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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

First edition too easy for you? Try the second edition!
Still clamoring for more? Edition three got released to moderate reviews and a divided fanbase!

EDIT: I want to make note that I'll probably stick to The Third Edition thread from now on. No point in cluttering GD with tons of these threads. That one will get long but hey, if it gets to the point where people can't keep up with it anymore I'll move it to a 4th edition.

Attachment 657173 Your party wanders deeper into the cavern, still wounded from the previous encounter.

Attachment 657174 Spinius the paladin casts a minor healing spell upon the party.

Attachment 657175 So does Shiny the cleric!

Attachment 657176 The gruff fighter, Queen Jarvius, huffs to herself, arms crossed as her wounds are healed.

Attachment 657179 Wayne the ranger scouts the area, peering for any sort of dangerous traps.

Attachment 657177 Quincy goes an- Valor stop eating the dice. You're the hunter's pet, not a character.

Attachment 657178 CAW CAW.

Attachment 657181 Dunkimus the dragoon leads the party deeper down the path, lance at the ready.

Attachment 657173 As the party wanders deeper, you hear a shrill cry. Suddenly, from the cavern's dark recesses, a dragon stumbles-

Attachment 657176 Excuse me?

Attachment 657174 God, not this again.

Attachment 657179 Can we drop this?

Attachment 657176 No. Every campaign it's this racist sh*t and I'm sick of it.

Attachment 657178 CAW CAW CAW.

Attachment 657177 Yeah, Val wasn't mad when we killed the harpy queen.

Attachment 657173 Shyvana, the game is dungeons and -dragons-.

Attachment 657176 I don't care. This is some racist ass stuff and I'm tired of it.

Attachment 657181 Do we have any more chips?


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MasqureMan

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04-11-2013

Caw caw caw.


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Beas7ie

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04-11-2013

I chuckled


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Laxtras

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04-11-2013

poor shyv


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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

Well it's better than when Noxus plays.

Attachment 657183 Your party encounters a group of mages. One is positioned exactly sixty degrees north and in perfect firing position. The other is counter-placed in the exact opposite position as the rest begin to bear down behind you. The outcome is grim.

Attachment 657184 SMASHY KILL THEM WITH HIS AXE.

Attachment 657187 Spinneret jump in the middle and spin as fast as possible.

Attachment 657188 Beauty the naga unhinges her jaw and tries to eat them.

Attachment 657189 Am I the only non-evil character in the party? Guys? Ragalia isn't a happy monk right now.

Attachment 657190 Chopper slashes them in half. Instant Kill.

Attachment 657191 Draven the Draven looks in a mirror, gaining infinite stat boosts.

Attachment 657193 Um, I haven't rolled yet but I'm going to try and sneak past them. Can I do that? Yeah I'll roll for that. My name is TalonisCool right? That's my name?

Attachment 657194 Bradley the most handsome man alive tries to seduce any females in the group. And romances them. And they're all "Oh brad you're so handsome".

Attachment 657183 ....Let's pause it here and meet back next week.


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Longshot405

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04-11-2013

Oh god no. Urgot actually reminds me of one of my fellow role-players x_x


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Axiopath

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04-11-2013

Op do you work for UPS? Cause ur thread delivers bro


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Dasick

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04-11-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axiopath View Post
Op do you work for UPS? Cause ur thread delivers bro
I'm writing this one down


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Balkai

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04-11-2013

Let's see if you can conjure something up with Ionians or Freljordians


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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

And if you thought Noxus games were bad wait till you see Ionian games.

Attachment 657196 Ok guys. Seriously. We can't start this game.

Attachment 657198 Why not? C'mon.

Attachment 657196 Almost all of you are either rogues, assassins or ninja. You guys will wipe on encounter one.

Attachment 657197 Balance is for fools. Also I asked first so I get to be the ninja.

Attachment 657200 So like how do we play this game?

Attachment 657205 Really Shen? You had to bring your girlfriend?

Attachment 657202 Well I'm a monk so it's cool. Could someone read my character sheet back to me?

Attachment 657199 Lee you just scribbled on the chinese menu we used to order take out.

Attachment 657203 Well Willimenia the Warlock wants to get things started already.

Attachment 657204 Only ranged DPS here. I call all the bows.

Attachment 657201 Do I -have- to play the priest? I'm always the healer. Can't I be the rogu-

Attachment 657196Attachment 657197Attachment 657198Attachment 657199Attachment 657202Attachment 657203Attachment 657204Attachment 657205 NO.

Attachment 657200 Can I be the princess?

Attachment 657246 Ha. Look at you nerds playing that dumb game again. Get a girlfriend would you?

Attachment 657199 Dumb cu-.

Attachment 657246 What was that?

Attachment 657197 The truth you skank.


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