Champion & Skin Sale: A Cartful of Carnage

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Morgana

Painful Patissiere

03-19-2013
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Ah, the glorious scent of gluttonous goodies. Since the Valoran Department of Health chained shut the doors of my delightfully indecent confectionery, Iíve taken my void-ooze-drizzled tarts on the road.

  • Iím Sinful Succulence Morgana, of course. Youíre cordially invited to try out the debut of the Sinful Succulence food cart; itís already garnering rave reviews. Free lemon-glazed boar vol-au-vent just for stopping by! 487 RP
  • Perseus Pantheon canít get enough of my black ice strudel, but the man wears entirely too much armor. And who carries a trident? Whoops. He vanished into the sky. He mustíve heard me. 487 RP
  • Prom Queen Annie keeps requesting cinnamon habanero cupcakes to feed someoneóTibbers, I think, was the name. I havenít seen him though, and Iím not convinced anyone else wants these spicy treats. 487 RP



  • Jarvan IV made a rare appearance earlier; apparently he heard about my decadent take on baklava from some bird. Still, I wouldnít be surprised if he was the one who sicced the Department of Health on me before. 440 RP
  • Pantheon crushes the ground, sending up a cloud of dust when he returns. My other patrons seem a bit stunned. He may have changed clothes, but heís not getting more free strudel. 395 RP
  • Apparently, boar-based vol-au-vent offends Sejuani. Her Northern Winds threaten to topple my food cart and the icy glare in her eyes mean I have no choice but counter her Glacial Prison with some Soul Shackles of my own. 487 RP




Porcine pyrotechnics aside, Iíll be slinging my sinful culinary creations from March 18 to March 21. After that? Who knowsÖI have a feeling the Valoran Department of Health is hot on my heels, and I can only cast so many dark bindings.


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SmellMyFingerBro

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03-19-2013

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Seikilos

Senior Member

03-19-2013

I wish I had gotten that panth skin for free.


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BasedGo

Senior Member

03-19-2013

meh sale


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Jordanoceros

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03-19-2013

mediocre at best, and sejuani needs some serious buffing for me to think of her as a 6300/975 to begin with.


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WexAndywn

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03-19-2013

Yay, food.


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an army of dudes

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03-19-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jordanoceros View Post
mediocre at best, and sejuani needs some serious buffing for me to think of her as a 6300/975 to begin with.
You're retarded, Sejuani is fine. But yeah, this sale is mediocre, that I can agree with.


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LordAboveYou

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03-19-2013

Meh, :/


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Nuker

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03-19-2013

lol srsly give us some good sale please


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thefabulous1

Junior Member

03-19-2013

Bring a corporate Mundo sale soon! It's the only one worth actually worth reading the whole thing


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