What are the Demonstones?

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Thornmaelstrom

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02-28-2013

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... I'm going to kick you out if you don't stop making us sound like five year old members of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
I think you meant He-Man No-Girls-Allowed Club.
But seriously, Demon St-O-ne's brand cereal will drive an sugar-frosted wedge into the corporate world, AND simultaneously provide revenue and indoctrination of the young masses. You may laugh now, but 10 years down the line all the little cultists will be lining up and you'll have the assets to give them designer robes!
P.S. Pretty sure Decoder Rings are safe too, most governments/righteous-orders-of-paladins are caught up in the modern world, decoding cryptic emails with supercomputers and fancy programs. Does anybody in this day and age even know how to break a simple children's toy? Would they even think to? It's so backwards, they'd never figure it out!


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Xelnath

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02-28-2013
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I think you meant He-Man No-Girls-Allowed Club.
But seriously, Demon St-O-ne's brand cereal will drive an sugar-frosted wedge into the corporate world, AND simultaneously provide revenue and indoctrination of the young masses. You may laugh now, but 10 years down the line all the little cultists will be lining up and you'll have the assets to give them designer robes!
P.S. Pretty sure Decoder Rings are safe too, most governments/righteous-orders-of-paladins are caught up in the modern world, decoding cryptic emails with supercomputers and fancy programs. Does anybody in this day and age even know how to break a simple children's toy? Would they even think to? It's so backwards, they'd never figure it out!
... ingenius. Welcome to the order, Initiate. You'll be taking Uracan's place.


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NotBuzzJack

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02-28-2013

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... ingenius. Welcome to the order, Initiate. You'll be taking Uracan's place.
You should give him a special forum icon.


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Prof Nekko

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02-28-2013

The demon stones are the ancient artifacts of the lost civilization of Ur'koln Za, a once utopian city who yearned for greatness, and created the demon stones to do so. Unfortunately the demon stones were evil, and led to the destruction of all life there.

About 4000 years later, the demonstones were found by a young bearded Guinsoo, who hid them around the world to protect everyone from their evil, but one of the stones (the 7th to be exact) was taken by his co-worker Zileas, upon touching the stone, he was infected with a horrible evil and was transformed into a twisted Wizardlock by the name of Xelnath. Xelnath seeks to recover the stones to ressurect the dark god Ballak Nor, the ancient destroyer to bring an end to mankind. Now our only hope is for Zileas to defeat the twisted Xelnath who resides within the corners of his mind, and destroy the stones for good


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Riot Uracan

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02-28-2013
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... ingenius. Welcome to the order, Initiate. You'll be taking Uracan's place.
I'll work my way back up... you'll see.


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CommandShockwave

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02-28-2013

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I'll work my way back up... you'll see.
Uracan omg no D:

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FinalCactus

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02-28-2013

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We have decoder rings, and working on a deal for branded cereal. Seriously awesome to be an Acolyte.

...I know where you sit Wenceslaus...
Branded cereal?

I don't like my cereal burnt thank you very much. Unless it's cryocore branded cereal... in which case it's like a popsicle?


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Thornmaelstrom

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02-28-2013

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I'll work my way back up... you'll see.
You can start with getting me a bowl of Demon St-O-ne's. My shoulders are feeling a bit stiff, too...


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Tenjin

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03-01-2013

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This kind of posts makes me afraid to be a Rioter.
What do you mean Tyler? The stalking?


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Shíthappens

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03-01-2013

i like it