Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,941 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,473 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,829 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,836 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,238 82.05%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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bstevens97

Junior Member

02-11-2013

One time Jesse Perring played Malz and his voidlings were fully stacked Cho'Gaths


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SummonAddict

Senior Member

02-11-2013

Lulu used to have no imagination, then she saw a glimpse of Jesse Perring


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Foresight

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Senior Member

02-12-2013

I saw Jesse Perring today in plat 4


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ZzForeverAlonezZ

Senior Member

02-13-2013

Jesse Perring scored a Pentakill without using his computer mouse.


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20thCenturyFaux

QA Analyst

02-13-2013
90 of 90 Riot Posts

When Jesse Perring didn't wasn't isn't and couldn't, haven't shouldn't or wouldn't, he does anyway


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Slogra

Senior Member

02-13-2013

When Jesse Perring plays Katarina, he gets the reset even on minion kills, or for damaging enemies, or for clicking anywhere on Summoner's Rift. This also resets his Summoner Spells for him and his entire team. Also, Jesse Perring can move and activate abilities during Zhonya's Hourglass. Zhonya's Hourglass has no cooldown when Jesse Perring plays Katarina.

As a result, Jesse Perring has access to a super secret skin known as "The Invincible Golden Katarina" skin.


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iKnow

Senior Member

02-13-2013

Riot had to replace the shopkeeper when Jesse Perring purchased all of the items level one and the shopkeeper had a heart attack of excitement from being in the presence of Jesse Perring.


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Calderweiss

Senior Member

02-13-2013

When Jesse Perring plays on the PBE, it patches itself so the new releases can gaze upon his glory.


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Sp4rKz

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Senior Member

02-13-2013

When Jessie perring play karthus and press R, it kills every single champion on the server.


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Heart to Hart

Senior Member

02-13-2013

Zhonya's Hourglass is how Jesse Perring tells time.

When other people try to use it, they are unable to take actions because they're stunned by the realization they're touching something Jesse Perring has touched before them.