Blue team nerf, gj riot, ruined the game again.

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HingoftheKill

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02-08-2013

O.O dafuq did I just see


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Extoll

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02-08-2013

best post of the week


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Sona Swagbot

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02-08-2013

dat leaf


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The Fluffy Fury

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02-08-2013

I can't believe you noticed this .


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Roydez

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02-08-2013

Is the picture not loading part of the plan?


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ComanderMolander

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02-08-2013

Maokai and Zyra are outraged


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Xelnath

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02-08-2013
4 of 4 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by RiotLykaeus View Post
I think I will go ahead and take the time to blame all Yordles for this. This is an outrage that rift-ians must stand up against!
I am unsatisfied with the mere sacking of the yordle gardener.

I am hereby ordering the execution of:
  • The Summoner's Rift stone-carvers
  • The campfire fuel tenders (they are the ones that toss logs onto the camps while the lizards are gone)
  • The hydraulic specialists who pour water into the artificial river
  • The dragon tamer who keeps letting that beast out of his cage
  • The lazy animal control officer who allows wolves to roam SR freely
  • The smelly puppeteer who lives inside of Baron Nashor

Now that these infidels have been purged, I shall begin conducting the ritual to summon the one, true Baron Nashor. Perhaps once they see his full power, the new groundskeepers will get their act together.


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lnrael

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02-08-2013

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Originally Posted by Xelnath View Post
I am unsatisfied with the mere sacking of the yordle gardener.

I am hereby ordering the execution of:
  • The Summoner's Rift stone-carvers
  • The campfire fuel tenders (they are the ones that toss logs onto the camps while the lizards are gone)
  • The hydraulic specialists who pour water into the artificial river
  • The dragon tamer who keeps letting that beast out of his cage
  • The lazy animal control officer who allows wolves to roam SR freely
  • The smelly puppeteer who lives inside of Baron Nashor

Now that these infidels have been purged, I shall begin conducting the ritual to summon the one, true Baron Nashor. Perhaps once they see his full power, the new groundskeepers will get their act together.
baron's been chained by the league for too long! made to act silly and unmenacing, wearing silly hats for the amusement of the spectators of the league, made to fight champions and grant portions of his power when he "loses" to them
it's a disgrace

we must unleash his true power

nashor 2012


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Question Hound

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02-08-2013

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Originally Posted by Xelnath View Post
I am unsatisfied with the mere sacking of the yordle gardener.

I am hereby ordering the execution of:
  • The Summoner's Rift stone-carvers
  • The campfire fuel tenders (they are the ones that toss logs onto the camps while the lizards are gone)
  • The hydraulic specialists who pour water into the artificial river
  • The dragon tamer who keeps letting that beast out of his cage
  • The lazy animal control officer who allows wolves to roam SR freely
  • The smelly puppeteer who lives inside of Baron Nashor

Now that these infidels have been purged, I shall begin conducting the ritual to summon the one, true Baron Nashor. Perhaps once they see his full power, the new groundskeepers will get their act together.
The Valoran Coalition for Equal Treatment of All Living Beings won't stand for the Institute's blatant disregard for important and (dare I say) living members of the Rift ecosystem.

IF THERE ARE NO CAMPFIRE TENDERS, HOW WILL THE LIZARD KEEP HIS CHILDREN WARM?

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, you imperialist Void monstrosity!


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ComanderMolander

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02-08-2013

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I am unsatisfied with the mere sacking of the yordle gardener.

I am hereby ordering the execution of:

what about that SR weather master who forgot about winter?

when is he getting fired?