Can't Download Client?? PVP.net Patcher Issues?? Here!! GG RIOT, GG.

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acidburn11

Junior Member

01-30-2013

So I went to open my League just like always, and it displayed the seal with "League of Legends" that it always does before it opens...

Then it went transparent and told me PVP.net Patcher Kernel is not responding. Gave me the option to wait, close, or look for help online. Tried all three, total bs. So i went looking on the forums for help... No dice.

I then completely uninstalled league, and went to redownload. No dice, cant download the game. Everytime i go to the download page and click the link to dl "leagueoflegends.exe" it says "connecting" forever and doesnt load... I found an old installer on a harddrive. ran it, downloaded and installed everything, still a PVP.net Patcher Kernel error.

So to sum up, have now reinstalled twice, uninstalled three times, spent over an hour trying to download the installer for a game i already have on file(because old one may be out of date? idk..), searched all over your pathetic pissweak excuse for "tech support forums" as well as wasted 5 minutes of my life typing this. almost 2 hrs in all. WELL DONE RIOT.

RIOT PLS. FIX YOUR GAME. YOU BROKE IT. GG.
RIOT PLZ. L2SUPPORT PAYING CUSTOMERZ PLOX.
RIOT PLZ. I PAY FOR THIS GAME. LET ME DL WHEN OTHER PEOPLE CAN DL FOR FREE.
RIOT PLZ REPLY TO THIS U KNOW U WANNA I KNOW U WONT THO
RIOT PLZ L2RUN TECH SUPPORT FORUMS. DEY SUCK.
RIOT PLZ L2SUPPLY DOWNLOAD FOR A FREE GAME YOU SAY I CAN DOWNLOAD. WHY YOU LIE.
RIOT PLZ actually ****ing reply to this. If you're going to run a so called "free game" and "need the money(rp) to keep the game running" CAN YOU ACTUALLY KEEP IT RUNNING? Seriously ****ing pissed was so keen on some lol tonight.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And for anyone that wants to talk **** and say "how iz u pissy with roit puzzy dey maek da fwee gamez why u complain 4 idito." get the hell out. uninstall, shut down, break your computer. ive bought my skins and rp ive spent a hundred times more than 50% of players(who spend nothing) for **** so fix my "free game" riot. Without my donations, ya'll dont get paid.

Nah you know what. **** this. Im over it. Im not paying for skins anymore Riot. Im rob a store for all the RP cards in it. GG riot. GmuvfukhinG


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acidburn11

Junior Member

01-30-2013

Bump


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acidburn11

Junior Member

01-30-2013

why nobody reply fast enuff it be one whole minute?.






nah im just ****ing around. last bump. just dont want this to be another one of riots classic forgotten threads. "OH SORRY WE DIDNT SEE THAT. THATS WHY WE NEVER FIXED YOUR ISSUE. WASNT ENOUGH POSTS ON THE FORUM. HAHAHAH".

AW HELL NAW. **** is bumped. biatchhh


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acidburn11

Junior Member

01-30-2013

also, the only REAL **** riot has even said is this bs post from snugglie.

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Originally Posted by Snugglie View Post
Summoners,
This morning you may have had issues installing the game client from scratch. We have a temporary download which will allow you to install and patch. If you are having problems installing the League of Legends client please use the following links:

North America: http://l3cdn.riotgames.com/Installer...endsBaseNA.exe

Europe West: http://l3cdn.riotgames.com/Installer...ndsBaseEUW.exe

Europe Nordic and East: http://l3cdn.riotgames.com/Installer...dsBaseEUNE.exe
Top ****ing tech support riot!!! Sorry bro, you might not be able to download league right now!! here's a mirror donwload. LOL JKS BRO ITS BROKEN TOO HAHAHAHHAHA IM RIOT GG HAHAHAHA. l2techsupport

Jesus christ the tech support for your goddam forum is better than for your game.


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acidburn11

Junior Member

01-30-2013

AW **** DUDE. PEOPLE CANT CONNECT TO OUR SERVERS TO DOWNLOAD THE CLIENT!?!?? BETTER PUT A MIRROR IN THE EXACT SAME LOCATION. http://l3cdn.riotgames.com/installer/...... is what i cant ****ing connect to, obviously. otherwise i'd download the game from the main site,

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION RIOT. WHY. PUT A MIRROR. IN THE SAME PLACE. PEOPLE ALREADY CANT CONNECT TO. WHY. JESUS.

Also i've now spent 15mins typing to nobody, you now owe me 2.25 hours worth of ip. GG RIOT


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Wowbaggerz

Junior Member

01-30-2013

I'm having the exact same problem you described and so are two of my friends. There are small, maybe 10 minutes windows, where we can launch the patcher but what is not enough time to fully patch and we lose connection again.

I also tried re-installing the full client and found that I couldn't download form LoL's servers. Eventually I was able to use one of those small windows to download the setup file but the problem has persisted.


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Riot Morgageddon

Player Support Tech Specialist

01-30-2013

It sounds a lot like your ISP is having issues establishing a secure connection to LoL, and thereby being unable to properly connect. You might want to try this.

https://support.leagueoflegends.com/...ic-dns-servers


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dArtagnan

Player Support Specialist

01-30-2013
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Hey acidburn11,

There are a few points I would like to raise in your thread. First, while I understand your frustration and wanting to play, using the type of language in your original post, and subsequently creating the picture in another post is not acceptable Forum Behavior. The Summoner's Code is in effect both on and off the Fields of Justice. I strongly suggest that you act accordingly, or you may face further disciplinary action on the Forums.

Additionally, please keep in mind that while this does not appear to be a widespread issue in which hundreds of thousands of Summoners are experiencing a similar issue in using our client. If almost all Summoners are currently loading and logging into the client correctly and without issue, then it would appear that the issue might exist locally on your computer or on your network.

Beyond this, in order to best investigate this issue, I strongly advise you to submit a new Support Ticket* to us and explain in detail all of the steps you have taken already so we may best investigate and troubleshoot with this issue with you. If you do decide to submit us a new Support Ticket, make sure that you provide the following information:

1) Network Analysis: http://support.leagueoflegends.com/e...twork-analysis

2) NetworkInfo Log: http://support.leagueoflegends.com/e...etworkinfo-log

3) Process List: http://support.leagueoflegends.com/e...a-process-list

4) Dxdiag information: http://support.leagueoflegends.com/e...stic-or-dxdiag

We do look forward to hearing from you!

* Keep in mind that this advice was given based upon the information provided. If you would appreciate a further one-on-one interaction to solve this issue, make sure to send us a Support Ticket! You can send one from here: https://support.leagueoflegends.com/tickets/new Also, if you could please provide a link to this forum thread in the new ticket, it would be incredibly helpful!


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zigtechst

Junior Member

01-30-2013

I'm having the same problem as him too.... and now its saying that the pvp.net have stop working and its never said that wtf.... i just wanna play..


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iHeartBaken

Junior Member

01-30-2013

Okay now I can understand acidburn11's language may have been out of line(deservedly so) but what is "subsequently creating the picture in another post"? Acidburn11 seems to have created no "pictures". What "pictures" do you speak of? Creating the picture that your customer service to PAYING CUSTOMERS is bad?

Oh no, not a widespread issue at all./sarcasm.
Theres only posts all over your forums, and if only 2 of my 50 something friends on league are able to play, that ratio couldnt be consistent with anyone elses account could it now!?! ahahahaha.

Also Riot d'Artagnan do you know whats really funny? You warn Acidburn for using language in his FIRST forum post and then provide him with advice to (possibly) solve the issue(it didnt). You then BAN him? Why? To prevent him from reading the less than helpful information you provided for a few hours? or maybe to stop him posting because you havent finished maintenance yet? LOL. Great help Riot staff is, they give you "help" then they ban you. Why, I ask? Why? Seriously tell me why. I'd like to hear Riots less than logical reasoning for this. Waste my bandwidth, waste my time, and then ban my account so I cant read the useless info you wasted YOUR time writing? ahahahaahahhahahahaha. GG riot.

Know what else is funny? Acidburn11 makes a massive thread close to abusing Riot, and they fix the download link for the installer for the game. Hilarious!!!

Try banning this account, I'd like to see what part of the Summoners Code I violated this time. I don't think "implying Riot Games' Customer Service is horrid" is against the Summoners Code. Never said nothing mean or nasty bro, just implied it

Maybe they banned me for caps and the riot plz l2 thing... ehhhh



-acidburn11. thank god for smurfs, woulve wasted 5 mins making a new account. :P


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