#FailedThreshJokes

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ComanderMolander

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#FailedThreshPrinceSong
best Rioter 2013?

Tresh for president 2013
he brings the Chain-ge


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Montag

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01-08-2013
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Originally Posted by ComanderMolander View Post
Tresh for president 2013
he brings the Chain-ge
Chains you can believe in.


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ComanderMolander

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Too bad the joke is overused
Tolan pls, he worked had to make those rhymes


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Koraq

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Chains you can believe in.
Between you and LU BU, my sides are in the best, worst pain ever.


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theshim

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Now this is the story all about how
My unlife began with a scythe, not a plow
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called Runeter'

In western Valoran I was born and raised
In the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, torturin', shacklin' all cool,
Eatin' souls for breakfast like a bad-ass ghoul
When a couple of cons, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my dungeon-hood
I got in one little hanging, and my mom got scared
She said, "You move your ghost-ass that isle over there"

I whistled for a ghoul, and when it came near the
License plate said, "Thresh' and had chains in the mirror
If anything I could say this ghoul was a scare
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Runeter'"

I pulled up the Ilse about seven or eight
And I yelled to the ghoulie, "Yo homes, scythe ya lata"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Just swinging my lantern as the prince of Runeter'

#FailedThreshPrinceSong
As someone who has written quite a few Fresh Prince parodies of his own...this is nothing short of spectacular. Montag best riot na


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ComanderMolander

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01-08-2013

Wait a second Montag this is the Failed Tresh jokes thread!

no good jokes here!


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Digitalon

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Now this is the story all about how
My unlife began with a scythe, not a plow
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called Runeter'

In western Valoran I was born and raised
In the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, torturin', shacklin' all cool,
Eatin' souls for breakfast like a bad-ass ghoul
When a couple of cons, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my dungeon-hood
I got in one little hanging, and my mom got scared
She said, "You move your ghost-ass that isle over there"

I whistled for a ghoul, and when it came near the
License plate said, "Thresh' and had chains in the mirror
If anything I could say this ghoul was a scare
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Runeter'"

I pulled up the Ilse about seven or eight
And I yelled to the ghoulie, "Yo homes, scythe ya lata"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Just swinging my lantern as the prince of Runeter'

#FailedThreshPrinceSong
*Slow clap*


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ComanderMolander

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Now we just need Some Reds to sing it for Tresh's release....


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Still Eternity

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01-08-2013

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Now we just need Some Reds to sing it for Tresh's release....
I would pay any price. Gladly.


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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01-08-2013

THRESH
(AYAAAAAAA)
He's a DEEEEEMON KING
THRESH
(AYAAAAAA)
King of the IMPOSSIBLE

He'll KILL everyone of us
EAT SOULS OF everyone of us
He save with a mighty lantern
Every man every woman
Every chill-he's a mighty
THRESH!

Just a man(ghost)
With a man's(ghost's) courage
Nothing but a GHOUL
But he can never fail
No-one but the dead at heart
May find the Golden Grail!