Do you wish to cast away your weak flesh in exchange for superior steel?

Yes 123 47.67%
No 80 31.01%
Not certain 55 21.32%
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Inquiries to the Herald of Hexmachination

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Dear Urgot

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12-12-2012

Herald.
*Wheeze*

*He walks up to Viktor and turns around, revealing several puncture wounds in his flesh*

I received these *cough* during an encounter with the Rise of the Thorns. As you *wheeze* probably know, my flesh does not heal like it used to. Could you...*wheeze* remedy this?


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Ask the Herald

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12-12-2012

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*Orianna pats Ball while watching Viktor tinker. She seems quite content not doing anything...at the moment at least.*
Viktor was indeed tinkering with his Hyper-Kinetic Repositioner, which took the form of a dinky looking ring around his right hand....

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Machine herald.
Would you mind if I used your research on the advancement of a certain project?
You would be rewarded accordingly, with either, money or access to my own research to be used by you.
Not at all. So long as I receive credit for the initial research, I don't care what you do with it.

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Herald.
*Wheeze*

*He walks up to Viktor and turns around, revealing several puncture wounds in his flesh*

I received these *cough* during an encounter with the Rise of the Thorns. As you *wheeze* probably know, my flesh does not heal like it used to. Could you...*wheeze* remedy this?
Viktor looks up from reading the scarce few letters he still receives to stare bemusedly at the Headsman's Pride.

"Oh. So you, too, have been at the receiving end of that botanical mutant's scorn?"

The Herald then makes a noise akin to a snort of disdain, though whatever expression he might have had at that moment was hidden well behind the mask he wore at all times.

"The only thing I am able to do, Urgot, is upgrade your hextech constructs. I'm completely unfamiliar with the symbiosis between your necrotic flesh and your obsolete hardware, the former being the specialty of Noxus's Bleak Academy. If you wish me to improve your devices, then I would not mind doing so."


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Dear Urgot

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12-13-2012

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Viktor looks up from reading the scarce few letters he still receives to stare bemusedly at the Headsman's Pride.

"Oh. So you, too, have been at the receiving end of that botanical mutant's scorn?"

The Herald then makes a noise akin to a snort of disdain, though whatever expression he might have had at that moment was hidden well behind the mask he wore at all times.

"The only thing I am able to do, Urgot, is upgrade your hextech constructs. I'm completely unfamiliar with the symbiosis between your necrotic flesh and your obsolete hardware, the former being the specialty of Noxus's Bleak Academy. If you wish me to improve your devices, then I would not mind doing so."

*he thinks for a second. The holes will clog eventually..*

In that case, *wheeze* Viktor. *he puts a vial on the table* It is a poison that I got these *wheeze* punctures while acquiring from Zyra. Can you upgrade my corrosive shot to fire this sort of *wheeze* material?


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Ask the Herald

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12-13-2012

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*he thinks for a second. The holes will clog eventually..*

In that case, *wheeze* Viktor. *he puts a vial on the table* It is a poison that I got these *wheeze* punctures while acquiring from Zyra. Can you upgrade my corrosive shot to fire this sort of *wheeze* material?
Viktor regarded the vial on his desk with a tilt of his head, but took it in the end and nodded affirmatively. "Yes. I'm certain that I can improve your corrosives to handle this. But it seems to be in a limited supply. Perhaps you should go see the Mad Chemist to see about replicating and mass-producing more of this particular poison first."


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Dear Urgot

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12-13-2012

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Viktor regarded the vial on his desk with a tilt of his head, but took it in the end and nodded affirmatively. "Yes. I'm certain that I can improve your corrosives to handle this. But it seems to be in a limited supply. Perhaps you should go see the Mad Chemist to see about replicating and mass-producing more of this particular poison first."
*he nods* I will do that, Herald.

*he exits*


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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

12-14-2012

Hey Vik,
I bet Annie is pretty mad at you, since you messed with her bear and all.
What are ya gonna do?


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Ask the Herald

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12-15-2012

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Hey Vik,
I bet Annie is pretty mad at you, since you messed with her bear and all.
What are ya gonna do?
I'm going to get right back to my plans for the Glorious Evolution. My temporary dismissal changed nothing.


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Ask Drav

Senior Member

12-15-2012

So I've heard tales of your battlecast revolution...I'm sure that's going just fine but if you ever wanna hire a bodyguard...you know where to find me.

Draven drops a small ax on Viktor's table which in his case would be his calling card.
Oh by the way, can Jr. there weld beams together like glue? The construction on my project is coming along but the sheer length of it is overwhelming.


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Butts

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12-16-2012

"Umm, hi Vickie.
I was talking to Jayce and he... obviously didn't understand or something, so I'm bringing this question to you.
What is the... uhh...
*sharp intake of breath*
W-What does the future hold for butts?"

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR TURN ME AWAY LIKE HE DID!
BUTTS ARE IMPORTANT!
I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU!

*the summoner looks like she is about to burst into tears*

-Butts


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Ask the Herald

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12-16-2012

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So I've heard tales of your battlecast revolution...I'm sure that's going just fine but if you ever wanna hire a bodyguard...you know where to find me.

Draven drops a small ax on Viktor's table which in his case would be his calling card.
Oh by the way, can Jr. there weld beams together like glue? The construction on my project is coming along but the sheer length of it is overwhelming.
Viktor nods to Draven. "I'm sure that, in that case, I would have nothing to be concerned about. And, yes. My third hand is capable of that. It is a simple matter of recalibrating the D-Ray Generator to alter the beam-intensity."

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"Umm, hi Vickie.
I was talking to Jayce and he... obviously didn't understand or something, so I'm bringing this question to you.
What is the... uhh...
*sharp intake of breath*
W-What does the future hold for butts?"

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR TURN ME AWAY LIKE HE DID!
BUTTS ARE IMPORTANT!
I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU!

*the summoner looks like she is about to burst into tears*

-Butts
Viktor is very confused by this inquiry.

"I don't think I understand what you're trying to ask, here."