Riot should listen to me if they don't want their game to suck.

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Jourdonnais

Senior Member

11-25-2009

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Originally Posted by Zileas View Post
Holy ****, in one post you've basically crafted a list of actionables that will no doubt get me fired, namely that all champions in LoL are OP. I'm just going to resign to save face. Would you by chance like to be a design director? We will be collecting resumes soon I would guess.
Sarcasm ftw


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Meta

Member

11-25-2009

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Originally Posted by NecroMage View Post
Ryze: Jesus Murphy Brown on a pogo stick having *** with my sister Riot, what the hell were you thinking with this guy? The only way I can see him being any more broken is if you gave Spell Flux splash damage, and while you at it, you may as well make it not even be his ultimate anymore.
This made me lawl.

Well played OP. 9/10


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REAPER7

Junior Member

11-25-2009

first of all stop crying
every champion had been pwned by every champion
if u cant play dont
and a lot of champs have been tweaked to balance them
and not all champs are good at solo ganking
some have other roles to play


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DarkNataku

Senior Member

11-25-2009

I LOLd at the OP.

Then I LOLd harder at people who actually thought it was serious.


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JayceJa

Member

11-26-2009

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Originally Posted by NecroMage View Post
Teemo: GODDAMN TEEMO MUSHROOMS, WHAT THE ****.
I'm saving this quote for epicness


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Zileas

VP of Game Design

11-26-2009
2 of 2 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by Jourdonnais View Post
Sarcasm ftw
No, I understood the joke ;p all 40 champions is obviously humor. Now, if only he had omitted someone like Heimerdinger and said that he needs big buffs, that would be a bit more credible.


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FluZ

Junior Member

11-26-2009

Better close this topic ,it just a joke topic


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Cosmic Power

Senior Member

11-26-2009

LOL You really should have omitted the obvious ones.


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Lorx

Member

11-26-2009

Ah the hilarity. Really just looks like somebody's tired of losing, and wants all characters he doesn't play to get a nerf, so he won't die anymore.

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Tristana: ....Not to mention rapid fire making her move and attack faster than anybody else.
Must love stating the obvious. An attack speed character that has attack speed, never would have guessed.


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Nikorasu

Senior Member

11-26-2009

In this thread:

a) People being trolled
b) Zileas being trolled and realizing too late =P
c) Win


Seriously, I'm going to have a heart attack laughing at the people going all butthurt at an specific "balance issue" the OP pointed out. Come on, most of them are outright absurd (and hilarious). How can you just pick one?


My personal favourite on Shaco: "he can also summon anywhere from 10-15 invincible fear inducing laser turrets, and can throw blinding poison around for approximately 10000 damage a shot."