I destroy noobs
What crime did you commit with it?
freezing everyone in pillars of ice.
I'm afraid they haven't thawed yet
maybe even rape.
FEEL MY STING
A Life Unfair
I didn't know being fabulous was such a crime
I threw up purple jelly on officer Caitlins face...
I laughed ruthlessly and hysterically while spraying bystanders with a barrage of bullets. : P
I just saved someone's life while defying the laws of physics in order to teleport to them and give them medical attention.
What corrupt government arrests people for that?
Healing the whole worlds sick.
I set back population control.
If I killed everybody with orbital lasers, there wouldn't be anyone left to arrest me?
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