Champion & Skin Sale: Her Fearful Cutlery

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Morgana

Painful Patissiere

11-19-2012
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It is a melancholy truth that all bad things must come to an end. While I am pleased to report that last yearís food critic challenge left no survivors, the Valoran Department of Health is sending a Demacian regiment to forcefully shut me down. But you may step one last time into the flames as I unveil my most malicious culinary masterpiece. My guests should be arriving any moment now to partake in my 42-course feast for the agesÖ

  • As the eveningís entertainment, Royal Shaco has promised a sidesplitting tribute to my dastardly delights. I only hope it doesnít involve a musical skit with anthropomorphic food exulting their delicious sacrifice like he has done before. Nothing puts guests off their appetites quite like a turkey performing an interpretative dance titled ďKill Me.Ē 260 RP
  • It seems only fitting that, considering his massive blades, Rune Wars Renekton should honor us by carving the roast beast. He slices and dices like no other champion I know! Leave the bloodiest cuts for me, please. 487 RP
  • Primal Udyr, donít turtle into your shell. Here, have everything in a bucket; that way you can eat with your bear paws. Iím only joking, no need to switch to Tiger Stance. Iíll even put the garlic pepper quail eggs on top! 487 RP



  • Calm down, Diana. The quinoa pilaf being tossed with sun-dried tomatoes does not give you leave to proselytize the virtues of nocturnally-harvested produce. Take your plate and eat outside. Iím sure the moon will keep you better company than us. 487 RP
  • Oh dearÖin Blitzcrankís haste to get at the casserole de haricots verts, he rocket-grabbed the entire platter of turkey tartareónot to mention the rest of my tablescape! What a mess! For my next dish, I may have to try something with a more metallic aftertaste. 487 RP
  • Whoís that blur zipping around tidying everything? Oh, Kennen, what do you think you are doing? Did you think you can cut your own slice of my cranberry-pecan-pumpkin tart? Donít test me, just take care with that maelstrom of yours and Iím sure weíll all leave with our extremities intact. 487 RP



Well, no need to clear these dirty dishes, just throw them across the floor! Iíll be serving courses from November 20 to November 23. But once the food is gone, itís gone, and they canít stop me from hawking painful pastries on the battlefield of Summonerís Rift.


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BananaSniper

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Shaco, rune wars renkton, and Dianna awesome


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CarryEnemyTeam

Member

11-19-2012

only diana is good


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11-19-2012

Primal Udyr! I've been waiting for this!


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Angus Hammershok

Senior Member

11-19-2012

thank you based riot! diana <3


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jremmons

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Damn, just wasted IP on a rune when I knew to save it for Udyr. now I'm sad ):


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Zerglinator

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Oh boy more Dianas


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TheHatPerson

Senior Member

11-19-2012

cant say its a bad sale, cant say its a good one


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16 Bit

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Diana is great. Skins are lackluster


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McDouble

Member

11-19-2012

Wow! Diana and that Renekton skin!


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